Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Control Resonant is the Mass Effect 2 of Control games. 000
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026There’s a podcast I’ve been listening to since 2019, and one of the original hosts has been making it nearly unlistenable over the last few months. Embarrassing asides that take way too long, interjections about their personal lives that have nothing to do with the subject. It’s bad. 020
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I’ve got Control Resonant ready to go, but I’ve just been looking at bad screen for 11-12 hours and I don’t know if I want to look at any more screens tonight. 010
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Having a nervous breakdown on Google Maps street view because I can’t find my way around a city I haven’t visited in 30 years. 020
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Hate it when someone tells me an urban legend isn’t true. I want to believe, man. 010
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026You never hear about Prison Paul anymore. I wonder what happened to that freak. 000
Reposted by Piss Wizardpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Now that everyone has turned on Ed Sheeran I finally feel comfortable saying this: you shouldn’t be allowed to get a bunch of tattoos if you’re a musician who makes wuss music 713369328
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026For the fourth year in a row I got both the flu shot and the Covid shot, and for the fourth year in a row all I feel is a little sore in the arm where I got the flu shot. 020
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026For the longest time I refused to call it “9/11” opting to say the full “September 11th” because I thought reducing it down to a catchphrase didn’t reflect the “dignity” the day should have. Then somewhere between 2016 and 2020, I stopped believing anything in this country had dignity. 110
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Without fail, these dipshits think that if they maybe concede a few republican talking points and throw trans people under the bus republicans will stop calling them communists. And every time, all they do is look like servile fucking worms and conservatives still call them communists. 040
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The screenshotted post is pathetic, obviously, but it set off something in my mind that I’ve been thinking about recently. The idea of “submission” is so horrifying to me that I get angry just hearing the word. It is so repulsive to me that I couldn’t imagine demanding it from someone else. 120
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026All the new Apple Watch bands look like poop from a butt. 010
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Apparently I am not immune to marketing because after years of thinking foldable phones were dumb, I think the new iPhone looks kinda cool. 010
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Why do I gotta make every day count? I want a few days that don’t count. 030
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Humidity is like 90% Everything smells like a fart. 010
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026On another site, all I did was point out that the new Harry Potter show looks like poop from a butt and I get these insane anti-trans messages from fucking crazy people. 070
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Man, fuck Harry Potter. That shit sucked back when it was just books. 000
Reposted by Piss WizardBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Every day I have to hear about some asshole 200141112795
Reposted by Piss Wizarddissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 17/08/2026something good will happen soon 9703187
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Billy Bob Landman making a smarmy, know-it-all monologue to a blonde woman about how In-N-Out’s fries are good, actually. 000
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Inventing my own speed cameras so people have to pay a toll when they drive too fast in front of my house. 010
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I keep thinking about that guy who blew up a cybertruck outside a trump building in Vegas, and how he described the truck as “like Batman or Halo” and truthfully, I think having a car/truck/suv “like Batman or halo” would be fuckin sick. 000
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Was just in a Tesla for the first time ever and can confirm it was the bumpiest, most uncomfortable car ride I’ve ever had. 010
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 13/08/2026The nicest thing one of my friends ever did for me was to find the third Get Up Kids album on Napster or Limewire or whatever before it came out and burned it on CD without me ever asking him to. 010
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 12/08/2026If there’s one thing I love to do it’s not participate in culture. 010
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I hear there’s like 7 pounds of copper in Dobby’s grave. 010
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 09/08/2026It’s cool that they included new characters and new missions in The Assassins Creed Black Flag remake, but boy oh boy you can really tell what dialogue was written 10 or so years after the original game.  000
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Haven’t posted a Kirby in a while. I took this after he woke me up and decided it should be his pillow now. He looks so smol. 060
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I love working remotely but I hate the fuckass dell laptop they gave me that crashes with a “hard drive not installed” message every 4 months and sounds like a jet engine every time I open anything. 020
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Extremely stoked because in a few hours I get to explain to my wife who Jean Grey is. 010
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Realest part of AC: Black Flag was when Blackbeard was like “listen mate, I’m in my 40’s, I gotta chill the fuck out” and then he took off. 010
