Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 17hEven Reddit is too centralized. We need message boards on individual websites. There are people I’m still friends with to this day I met on an X-Men message board in 2005. 1330
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 19hThe stone cold stunner does not involve anyone’s head hitting the ground. If anything you would just be hurting your own tailbone. 010
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026They should have to debate for who takes possession first. 060
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026When times get tough, I once again look to the Snorb. 021
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Hopefully soon. Now that his jaw is reinforced, it should be smooth sailing from here. 010
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I have taken a solemn vow to never help computer. 041
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Never saw the lyrics until now but I just assumed that the path from late-90’s white rapper to right wing grifter was a pretty low-effort one. 020
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026You’ve gained Mailman support for your galactic readiness. 070
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Control Resonant is the Mass Effect 2 of Control games. 000
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026We adopted my son Kirby when he was 9, and I have no idea if he was indoors or outdoors. Living on an upper floor apartment, we don’t really have a yard, but he enjoys being out on the patio sometimes, enjoying the french aires. 030
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026With your busy, on-the-go lifestyle, it must be hard to sit down and listen to music. 080
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I have the appropriate levels of ennui. I hope you’ve been keeping busy. 1150
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This might be an unpopular opinion but I fucking hate blue Venom 010
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026There’s a podcast I’ve been listening to since 2019, and one of the original hosts has been making it nearly unlistenable over the last few months. Embarrassing asides that take way too long, interjections about their personal lives that have nothing to do with the subject. It’s bad. 020
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I’ve got Control Resonant ready to go, but I’ve just been looking at bad screen for 11-12 hours and I don’t know if I want to look at any more screens tonight. 010
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Lmao that was my first thought: this genre doesn’t exist anymore. 190
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Sounds like they’re opening up a special Halo Studio, a brilliant idea that they’ve never tried before. 090
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Sometimes I forget that just below the surface of Bluesky is never ending cocks. 010
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Aren’t you concerned it’ll give away your position? 1120
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Evo psych was always just race science dressed up in respectable clothes. 040
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026They could always fall back on ol’ reliable. Flight school courses should still be affordable for the royal family. 090
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"The most dangerous creation of any society is the man who has nothing to lose." - James Baldwin 021
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Honestly, giving The Doors only 40 minutes is probably a good call. 131
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Having a nervous breakdown on Google Maps street view because I can’t find my way around a city I haven’t visited in 30 years. 020
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I always click yes because it makes the videos load faster. 060
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I asked him to look into the SUGMA frequencies and he said he was “on it” 000
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Hate it when someone tells me an urban legend isn’t true. I want to believe, man. 010
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026You never hear about Prison Paul anymore. I wonder what happened to that freak. 000
Reposted by Piss Wizardpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Now that everyone has turned on Ed Sheeran I finally feel comfortable saying this: you shouldn’t be allowed to get a bunch of tattoos if you’re a musician who makes wuss music 713369331
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I have to say, the idea of (voluntarily) pulling off the mask to reveal another mask is incredibly funny to me. 1180
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026For the fourth year in a row I got both the flu shot and the Covid shot, and for the fourth year in a row all I feel is a little sore in the arm where I got the flu shot. 020
