Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026When times get tough, I once again look to the Snorb. 021
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Haven’t posted a Kirby in a while. I took this after he woke me up and decided it should be his pillow now. He looks so smol. 060
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I know this is someone else’s bit, but I had to see it. 130
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I feel like answering honestly is gonna put me on a list. 000
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 16/07/2026He’s just a nice little guy who definitely did not just completely miss the litter box because his ass was hanging out of it. In fact, he’s never done anything wrong in his entire life. 020
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 09/07/2026God help me, I’m thinking about getting this shoe. 100
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 05/07/2026there is a very good chance that Taylor Swift got married at the exact same spot where this happened: 010
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 04/07/2026So far only Nintendo has wished me a happy birthday. Sony and Microsoft have remained silent. Really says something about… society. 130
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 18/06/2026You mean in the sense that he exists only in myth? 010
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I guess it’s kind of funny that the world’s richest man is a complete fucking dumbass. 020
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Hate it when I’m trapped on a makeshift raft with my family and my wife won’t stop farting 040
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Whenever celebrities say stuff like this they always reveal themselves to be the dumbest people on the planet. Like they think it’s inevitable that “ai” will make whole movies or something. 050
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 07/05/2026I can’t really explain it, but I feel like 1995 is the only year this song could ever be possible. 020
Piss Wizard @pisswizard.bsky.social · 07/05/2026I think the Starfox characters look fine, but it would be really cool if they looked like this: (also, where can I buy a hat that says “SLIPPY”?) 110
