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Simon William Cree

@piratesprogress.bsky.social
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why are we beholden to a PDF written by people who we all collectively agreed we hate, is the Prime Minister unable to do a new PDF.
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Podcasting is Praxis @praxiscast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well, I've had half a bag of sour dinosaurs, a can of coke, and a grilled cheese sandwich so let's see just how mid-with-an-oasis-bucket-hat this is gonna be (provided by @trufflehog.bsky.social)
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Gemma Clark 🧿🕯️ @gemmaclark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Homophobes are very grateful to the transphobes who pathed the way for this. The racists can’t wait to get their turn. It’s only a matter of time. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Christian 'discriminated' against in job retraction over LGBT views, court hears
Felix Ngole was rejected for a job after his potential employer discovered his views on homosexuality.
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llama @alffansofficial.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have skimmed your milk. Pray I do not skim it further
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Right well the thing about the law and the state is, it doesn't matter what it's intention to do was, it matters what it is actually doing.
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 29/09/2026
Phoning up MI5 to say I think all the dog shit, fly-tipping and St. George's Flag graffiti around my area might be an Iranian plot
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I see lots of posts saying, "I realise the triple-lock isn't popular on Bluesky!" but have seen no actual posts supporting what Burnham is thinking about, leading me to believe I am the sole Good Judge of Posting Character on this website.
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Gordo! @posting.fan · 29/09/2026
living in Britain is listening to very Sensible People happily talking about how we need to reduce the benefits 'burden' in the cruelest way possible while being cheered to do it, but any suggestion that we abolish the monarchy or reduce our military budget is treated as the ideas of a rambling fool
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think we're really running up against the limits of the extended Crimson Dawn crossover in these final bridging arcs, as each feels like they can't push forward with their own plot nor move the crossover along; so much like Doctor Aphra, this feels like an exercise in pushing pieces into place.
My wee haun holding a digital copy of Star Wars: Darth Vader (run III, vol. V), 'The Shadow's Shadow' by Greg Pak.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please let this be a gay sex thing, if there are any god's above I beg of you.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So why are they literally being arrested outside Labour conference?
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Amnesty International UK @amnestyuk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
OUTRAGEOUS scenes outside the Labour Party Conference in Liverpool yesterday! But it’s nothing new... In the UK, OVER 3,500 people have been arrested, with MORE THAN 2,250 formally charged under TERROR LAWS for PEACEFULLY PROTESTING the ban on Palestine Action.
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Podcasting is Praxis @praxiscast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As we talked about on a recent Patreon episode when reading a truly miserable Andy McNab "I'm a special operator boy whomst should be de facto immune from prosecution for war crimes" article; the SAS believes its defence of British Democracy is so cool that it should never face that democracy.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A succinct and powerful conversation centred around the necessity for anarchist practices in both the immediate survival of, and ultimately liberation for, trans people. A must read for all the non-queers (and queers) in your life.
The cover of 'Miss Major Speaks: Conversations with a Black Trans revolutionary', by Toshio Meronek and Miss Major.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There's a spectre haunting RHONY, and her name is Martha Stewart.
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Leo ᚑ ᚄᚓᚐᚉᚆᚅᚐᚄᚐᚔᚌᚆ @leoie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Whilst 11 Israelis are playing “non-political” football this is what their fellow countrymen are doing.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Carole Radzwill is back on RHONY and telling us that she's "got back into writing," girl you have a Substack, that's somehow lower in the rung than being an opinion columnist.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Temple of the Ancients is a fun reimagining, and I don't mind the party splitting up so you have to play as two distinct groups, but I think the format of, "and now we go back in time to see what Aerith was up to!" is killing some of the forward momentum.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Listened to this today and it's truly the definition of a "whatever" song.
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Maria Farrell @mariafarrell.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026
I cannot ever forget how the marching bands refused to be silent, as requested, going past the house where the mother of those three murdered boys took refuge in the weeks after her unthinkable loss. A small detail that exposes everything this march is for.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So if we turn to the scoreboard, an illegal protest is when you stand on your own street outside your own home, but a perfectly legitimate concerns protest is when you wade out into the channel to slash some dinghy's.
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Ashley Nova — Unfiltered, Unhinged, Uncaring @ashleynova.space · 27/09/2026
Today's Labour party would have supported Mosley's fascist march through Jewish areas of London and condemned the anti-fascist coalition who stood in their way.
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Kate @katemck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Are you looking to be outraged, are you? www.theguardian.com/uk/1999/jul/...
So last weekend in Portadown, when Orangemen were receiving plaudits for restraint, an American woman observer on Garvaghy Road was pulled over a wall and hospitalised by marchers. Saturday evening mass at St John's was disturbed by bandsmen who decided that the roundabout was a traditional and, of course, endless route. One of their newer traditions was to shout the name of Rosemary Nelson, along with those of Robert Hamill, who was kicked to death two years ago and Gavin Tennyson, one of several young Catholics who have committed suicide on the estate in recent months. A year under siege has taken its toll on people's spirits.
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Podcasting is Praxis @praxiscast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lol, no Britain isnt "prepared for war" because a) you have not given the people a serious enough reason to want to throw themselves in the meat grinder for "britain", and b) this country's defense and investment is cartoonishly obsessed with fancy toys and pretending it's a "world power" still
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I was today years old when I found out both Peter Thiel and Sam Altman are gay, and honestly it all makes sense to me, these are exactly the actions of gay guys that nobody wanted to speak to at the bars.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Everyone in any position of authority has taken leave of their senses.
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Slurms MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He's right Currently some evil, evil cunts have a very tight grip on some key infrastructure points but even the business tide is turning towards renewables in many cases, which is more powerful than public support with politicians Keep up the fight and keep being extremely annoying
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nothing fills my soul up more than a Saturday where I need to go into town and run some errands, spend the rest of the day doing chores and going gym so that Sunday can be just reading, movies and gaming, what do you call a trad wife except it's gay and chill and thinks socialism is good.
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sharing the links of Palestinian families in need of personal support. Thread below.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Great British PAC" with a stall on Buchanan Street, I fucking hate that the fash scum feel this bold tbqh.
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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 26/09/2026
Tech companies suddenly decide they can, in fact, moderate content on their platforms after all
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm not exactly the target market for Mark Carney's schtick, but you see this and understand why the man stays winning.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I will simply be the millionth person to say that an LLM is made up of a bunch of servers owned by a company. OpenAI is committing crimes in broad daylight, and we're all supposed to collectively act like we don't understand this because computer or whatever.
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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we have elizabeth at home @spindlypete.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you shouldn't take an iced coffee to a job interview because you shouldn't be trying to get a job. you should be digging an enormous pit or a complex system of tunnels
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sharing the links of Palestinian families in need of personal support. Thread below.
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Podcasting is Praxis @praxiscast.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you're not a listener to our podcast, this is about you
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fucking good, this is a despicable thing to consider in the first place.
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RichardTheS🌀d @richardthesod.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sheeran detonating his reputation and career only for the shows in question to be cancelled anyway due to weather is the funniest fucking thing ever.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Real Chewin' the Fat sensibility about this one.
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 25/09/2026
ME: Trying to remember which Avengers were in the first movie. Captain America, Iron Man, Thor, Hulk, Black Widow…that’s everyone, right SCOTTISH GUY: Och aye ME: Oh right. Easy to forget him though
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Ranged Touch @rangedtouch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lamps! Trees! Spiders! In the new SHELVED BY GENRE we continue to read THE SILMARILLION, learning so so so so so much about Elves while still engaging in our patented style of lighthearted but thoughtful engagement with the fundamental questions of a text. rangedtouch.com/2026/09/25/t...
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Gemma Clark 🧿🕯️ @gemmaclark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So sad to see this happening again. Here is their crowdfunder for shutters and window repairs. Let’s give them some support 🫶 www.gofundme.com/f/categoryis...
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Donate to Help Category Is Books Get Shutters!, organized by Category Is Books
For the past eight years, Category Is Books has been able to comfortably oper… Category Is Books needs your support for Help Category Is Books Get Shutters!
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Neil Mackay @neilmackay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is marvellous. High art for low income families. What an enlightened politician. Compare and contrast to the barbarians in command of Britain
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Alfred Reinold Baudisch @alfredbaudisch.com · 25/09/2026
FF7 scenarios with pre-rendered backgrounds were always a mystery to me during childhood; but even to this day it's still something that amazes me. Now you can inspect every single Final Fantasy VII stage, including the 3D path + variations. #FF7 #FinalFantasy #FFVII #PS1 #PSX #RetroGame
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Celeste Headlee @celesteheadlee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So, Banksy bought a used yacht, repaired it and retrofitted it to serve as a rescue boat to save migrants in the central Mediterranean. The whole project cost the artist $860,000. Since 2020, the boat has saved more than 3,800 people. londondaily.com/banksy-funds...
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Banksy funds refugee rescue boat operating in Mediterranean - London Daily
Exclusive: UK artist finances bright pink motor yacht that set sail in secrecy to avoid being intercepted by authorities
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Bela Lugosi's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fucking called it. Dropped the reckless endangerment/with intent aggravating factor (ignore thensubtitle under the thumbnail, that's out of date). That reduces the maximum sentence from life to 3 months and a £2,500 fine. Makes it look like it doing something, while getting him back to work ASAP.
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Far-right activist Daniel Thomas charged over alleged dinghy slashing in Channel
Thirty-seven-year-old in custody on suspicion of crimes including criminal damage with intent to endanger life
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Money for posting should be banned.
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Jim Trinca @jimtrinca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Huang not knowing his own address isn't anything to do with AI brainpoisoning, it's classic Rich Guy nonsense: the same thing as Christopher Nolan not using email or owning a smartphone. Detachment from the realities of normal human life because someone wipes their arses for them.
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James Butler @piercepenniless.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When was the last time our Secretary of State for Culture displayed anything approaching this degree of public enthusiasm for our world-class arts industry? Has she been seen anywhere? Given impending charter renewal... did she even bother to visit a single prom?
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