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Simon William Cree

@piratesprogress.bsky.social
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think we're really running up against the limits of the extended Crimson Dawn crossover in these final bridging arcs, as each feels like they can't push forward with their own plot nor move the crossover along; so much like Doctor Aphra, this feels like an exercise in pushing pieces into place.
My wee haun holding a digital copy of Star Wars: Darth Vader (run III, vol. V), 'The Shadow's Shadow' by Greg Pak.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A succinct and powerful conversation centred around the necessity for anarchist practices in both the immediate survival of, and ultimately liberation for, trans people. A must read for all the non-queers (and queers) in your life.
The cover of 'Miss Major Speaks: Conversations with a Black Trans revolutionary', by Toshio Meronek and Miss Major.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Jonny 5 after getting beat up in Short Circuit 2.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The Muppet Christmas Carol, "there goes mr asshole, there goes mr bitch" meme.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The dead speak!
The resurrected Emperor Palpatine standing in front of his throne on the Sith world of Exegol.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Did the first movie in this tonight, The Serious One, turns out movies are good and I like em.
The Criterion Collection Godzilla Showa Era, ehm, collection.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
He's coming home to us.
It's Ben Quadinaros!
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The cover art to Donald J. Trump's book, The Art of the Deal.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
As the season demands, Lidl have introduced an American aisle to bring the earthly delights of the Yank to us.
The 100% tasty original candy burger, in a McDonalds-style plastic box.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
If we're just doing whole articles based on "I saw a person in a supermarket once" then I saw Sean Batty in the Sainsbury's fruit and veg aisle once, where's my exclusive.
A dumb article by the dorks at The Sun, featuring an image of a dork in front of an Asda, explaining he saw Nicola Sturgeon buy a pizza once (???).
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
It was, at some point, inevitable. I'm going in, boys.
A photo of my television, where I'm about to start watching Heated Rivalry.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Shinji and Misato from Neon Genesis Evangelion standing in front of Lilith, crucified on the cross with the Spear of Longinus pierced through her chest.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
There is only, and has only ever been, One True Scotsman.
The Irn Bru snowman. He's holding an Irn Bru.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Cleaned the flat, went to the shops, built a coffee table, about to go gym, every week should be a four day week, you will never convince me otherwise.
A picture of a wooden coffee table with metal legs. A pile of books, a tv and Playstation 5 controller, potted plant, candle, and coasters are visible.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
To say nothing of character traits I can't even remember dude's name, contrast with me being obsessed with this motherfucker since I was nine years of age.
Kuja from Final Fantasy IX being fly, hot and sexy.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Chiitan vs Glasgow Pride let's gooooooo!
Chiitan likes my post dissing Glasgow Pride's use of AI generated imagery.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
When did your obsession with hot toxic women begin?
Rita Repulsa from the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Keir Starmer doesn't just need removed from office, he needs something which I am not allowed to say on this website.
News about UK planes involved in the US and Israeli attack on Iran.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Excited to have my family ask me what I'm reading, only to be told a minute later to "knock it off with that nerd shit." @ckunzelman.bsky.social
A copy of "Everything is Permitted: On Assasin's Creed" by Cameron Kunzelman.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
When the man's right, he's right.
Fake news headline: How Shadow the hedgehog became the ultimate tool for the Left to destroy our liberties.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Daily Mail headline - Beware the Green Menace.Jedi Grandmaster Yoda.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
This diva really pulled out all the stops for the final episode of the season. 💚
Durian, resident analytical drag queen on The Boyfriend, in a full rainbow powersuit and a huge rainbow wig.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
No new pictures where ya at mentally
The box art for Playstation 2's Shadow the Hedgehog. Shadow looks rad, jumping away from an explosion with a bazooka in his hand.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Plenty of things to give Bluesky a kicking about regarding moderation and 'open' labellers, but the private school labeller now having an 'Epstein Connection' label also shows it can be extremely lmao.
Screenshot of Lawrence M. Krauss' profile, with the label 'Epstein Connection' clearly visible.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
She's a tiny little framed puzzle girl, she does tiny little framed puzzles.
A tiny little framed puzzle depicting a scene from My Neighbour Totoro.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
The cover of the 1996 stone-cold Sega Mega Drive classic, Comix Zone.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Free Palestine. 🇵🇸
Buchanan Street Steps in Glasgow, Scotland; a large group of people with placards, Palestine flags and Saltires.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Lmao, and also lol.
Anti-fascist counter rally in Glasgow.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Sending this guy to Mark Sewards MP's office:
The Shadow the Hedgehog box art for Playstation 2. Shadow looks rad as hell, busting out of the cover with a bazooka in hand, and an explosion behind him.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
"Leftists don't argue with each other," my brother Zak, even My Favourite Liberal™, Dave knew this to be untrue.
Saw Gerera as he was originally conceived in Star Wars: The Clone Wars.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
John Swinney is a commie to the simple American mind.
A Fox news graphic called "Zohran Mamdani's Socialist Policies" where the most pertinent entry is that he's gonna do the baby box.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Nature's Blowjob Brothers imho.
Ekans, a purple and yellow-striped snake, and Koffing, a purple orb with a skull and crossbones, from Pokémon.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Lol. Lmao even.
Zack Polanski liked my critique of a Green party member.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Me rolling up on that bald devil's house.
The Playstation 2 cover art for the videogame Shadow the Hedgehog. Shadow is jumping towards the viewer, away from an explosion, holding what looks like a bazooka, in a totally rad pose.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
At last, the moment arrives.
The key art for Bravo's Love Hotel, featuring four Real Housewives.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
It's bad generally out there lads, but today specifically is quite good. ☀️
A strawberry baked good and a red coffee cup sat on a green bench in a park.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Time for my boy to hit the beach.
Cloud Strife on the main drag of the Costa Del Sol, shirtless and in shorts.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Lads, I think it's spring.
The corner of my bedroom, with a yellow chair on which sits a big pink cushion with a leopard on it; two shelves of books; a windowsill with three succulents, tulips and a small candle on it; and three framed prints on the wall, a stylised rendering of Godzilla, a sunflower with an eye in the middle of the flower part, and a stylised map of the city of Lisbon.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
This is a bonkers video to have uploaded.
A video on the Star Wars YouTube channel that is just one hour of Mon Mothma dancing.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
If I were Francis, one of my last wishes would also have been, "Carry my coffin past the Colosseum. That will be so sick."
The route for Pope Francis' funeral procession through Rome, as depicted by the BBC News (eurgh).
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I love little bits of tat, I will not go anywhere without buying a little bit of tat, and anyone who says they don't enjoy it too is a liar.
In the foreground, a model tram, coloured yellow with the word "Lisboa" on it. It is sitting on a grey unit alongside a TV, candles and a plant.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
A quote from Jorge de Sena, 1956.
I shall not die without knowing the colour of freedom.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
A quote from Manuel Alegre, 1965.
Even on the saddest night, in times of servitude, there is always someone who resists, there is always someone who says no.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Look, I am who I am alright.
A black sign with white typeface for Lisbon's Museum of Resistance and Liberation.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Bougie as hell.
A picture of a restaurant. In the foreground, a slightly blurred glass of water and pint of beer. In the background, flowers and plants are suspended from the ceiling.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Oh it's ONE aperol spritz, shut up it's nice out.
An aperol spritz in the park on a day when it's perfectly nice out.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
A very lazy, easy day today because I have ah, burned the candle a little the last two days, but I did go visit Lisbon Cathedral, here I am inside the cathedral.
It's me! Wearing a navy blue, light blue and white-striped t-shirt, in front of the big stained glass inside Lisbon Cathedral.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Beer, the sun and a view are the only things needed to invigorate the soul, the rich could afford access to all three at all times, yet somehow choose to tweet miserably.
It's me! In a white, green and yellow sun shirt, a pair of sunglasses and a white baseball cap, cheersing the camera with a beer, the Lisbon skyline and a clear blue sky as the backdrop.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
In Glasgow we cannot get the literal bus routes to work properly, in Lisbon they have this little yellow tram that goes up and down one (1) hill.
A yellow tram in Lisbon, servicing people from the top of a hill to the bottom, and vice versa.
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