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Simon William Cree

@piratesprogress.bsky.social
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You can't just attack me because I'm a beautiful woman. He/Him. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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Slurms MacKrueger @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 15h
It's NEW ALBUM DAY everyone! My new album, MAKE THIS OUR OWN, is out now! Various streaming links below and a reminder that any Bandcamp sales will be donated to Gendered Intelligence @genderedintelligence.co.uk
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Make This Our Own - Album by Leech Comforts | Spotify
Leech Comforts · album · 2026 · 10 songs
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Sam ooOOooOoo Turner @renrut-mas.bsky.social · 14h
I'm not sharing the Braverman posts because every single one of them addresses the wrong problem. The problem is not a fringe politician expounding on her 19th century racial science theories. The problem is a publicly funded broadcaster platforming and normalising them. Several times a day.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 12h
You can just open your mouth and say anything.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 12h
Yes, and I'm the First Minister.
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As someone from the North, I would suggest Simon Clarke remembers a different 1980s to the rest of us. I bet if you were a coked up city posh boy they felt fucking great, sure.
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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sorry Planetologists, but this is MY religion.
"Which way to the Promised Land?"

A photoshopped mash of President Shinra and Rufus clashing, with President Rufus representing the Old Testament via thunderstorms and Ramuh. Rufus represents the New Testament with golden clouds and Mr. Dolphin.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Famously, no law is ever written into the books because of politics.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why are we beholden to a PDF written by people who we all collectively agreed we hate, is the Prime Minister unable to do a new PDF.
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Podcasting is Praxis @praxiscast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well, I've had half a bag of sour dinosaurs, a can of coke, and a grilled cheese sandwich so let's see just how mid-with-an-oasis-bucket-hat this is gonna be (provided by @trufflehog.bsky.social)
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Gemma Clark 🧿🕯️ @gemmaclark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Homophobes are very grateful to the transphobes who pathed the way for this. The racists can’t wait to get their turn. It’s only a matter of time. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Christian 'discriminated' against in job retraction over LGBT views, court hears
Felix Ngole was rejected for a job after his potential employer discovered his views on homosexuality.
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llama @alffansofficial.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have skimmed your milk. Pray I do not skim it further
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Right well the thing about the law and the state is, it doesn't matter what it's intention to do was, it matters what it is actually doing.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Apologies, this is an application not a website.
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 29/09/2026
Phoning up MI5 to say I think all the dog shit, fly-tipping and St. George's Flag graffiti around my area might be an Iranian plot
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I see lots of posts saying, "I realise the triple-lock isn't popular on Bluesky!" but have seen no actual posts supporting what Burnham is thinking about, leading me to believe I am the sole Good Judge of Posting Character on this website.
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Gourdo! 🎃 @posting.fan · 29/09/2026
living in Britain is listening to very Sensible People happily talking about how we need to reduce the benefits 'burden' in the cruelest way possible while being cheered to do it, but any suggestion that we abolish the monarchy or reduce our military budget is treated as the ideas of a rambling fool
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
... and what do you know, a corrupt Imperial governor is being manipulated by Palpatine??? None of these are bad, but they are levers that have been pulled so many times it's difficult to be impressed, and none gives deeper context to the rift we know is growing between Vader and the Emperor.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sabé embeds herself with Vader, becomes a rival to Ochi of Bestoon and a constant reminder to the Dark Lord of his late wife, parallel to the plot regarding his son. The b-plot stop off brings in the Tatooine refugees Sabé helped to escape slavery, a nice nod to the 'Queen's' trilogy of novels...
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think we're really running up against the limits of the extended Crimson Dawn crossover in these final bridging arcs, as each feels like they can't push forward with their own plot nor move the crossover along; so much like Doctor Aphra, this feels like an exercise in pushing pieces into place.
My wee haun holding a digital copy of Star Wars: Darth Vader (run III, vol. V), 'The Shadow's Shadow' by Greg Pak.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please let this be a gay sex thing, if there are any god's above I beg of you.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So why are they literally being arrested outside Labour conference?
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Amnesty International UK @amnestyuk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
OUTRAGEOUS scenes outside the Labour Party Conference in Liverpool yesterday! But it’s nothing new... In the UK, OVER 3,500 people have been arrested, with MORE THAN 2,250 formally charged under TERROR LAWS for PEACEFULLY PROTESTING the ban on Palestine Action.
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Podcasting is Praxis @praxiscast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As we talked about on a recent Patreon episode when reading a truly miserable Andy McNab "I'm a special operator boy whomst should be de facto immune from prosecution for war crimes" article; the SAS believes its defence of British Democracy is so cool that it should never face that democracy.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A succinct and powerful conversation centred around the necessity for anarchist practices in both the immediate survival of, and ultimately liberation for, trans people. A must read for all the non-queers (and queers) in your life.
The cover of 'Miss Major Speaks: Conversations with a Black Trans revolutionary', by Toshio Meronek and Miss Major.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There's a spectre haunting RHONY, and her name is Martha Stewart.
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Leo ᚑ ᚄᚓᚐᚉᚆᚅᚐᚄᚐᚔᚌᚆ @leoie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Whilst 11 Israelis are playing “non-political” football this is what their fellow countrymen are doing.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Carole Radzwill is back on RHONY and telling us that she's "got back into writing," girl you have a Substack, that's somehow lower in the rung than being an opinion columnist.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At a point where I have fucked around with pretty much all the side content (I noped out of the summon team boss fights because who has the time), I just think this final stretch should feel like we're driving forward at a clip.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Temple of the Ancients is a fun reimagining, and I don't mind the party splitting up so you have to play as two distinct groups, but I think the format of, "and now we go back in time to see what Aerith was up to!" is killing some of the forward momentum.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's no surprise to me that it's got huge commercial play on US radio, because it's a sloppified version of Jolene.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Listened to this today and it's truly the definition of a "whatever" song.
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Maria Farrell @mariafarrell.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026
I cannot ever forget how the marching bands refused to be silent, as requested, going past the house where the mother of those three murdered boys took refuge in the weeks after her unthinkable loss. A small detail that exposes everything this march is for.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So if we turn to the scoreboard, an illegal protest is when you stand on your own street outside your own home, but a perfectly legitimate concerns protest is when you wade out into the channel to slash some dinghy's.
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Ashley Nova — Unfiltered, Unhinged, Uncaring @ashleynova.space · 27/09/2026
Today's Labour party would have supported Mosley's fascist march through Jewish areas of London and condemned the anti-fascist coalition who stood in their way.
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decapiKate @katemck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Are you looking to be outraged, are you? www.theguardian.com/uk/1999/jul/...
So last weekend in Portadown, when Orangemen were receiving plaudits for restraint, an American woman observer on Garvaghy Road was pulled over a wall and hospitalised by marchers. Saturday evening mass at St John's was disturbed by bandsmen who decided that the roundabout was a traditional and, of course, endless route. One of their newer traditions was to shout the name of Rosemary Nelson, along with those of Robert Hamill, who was kicked to death two years ago and Gavin Tennyson, one of several young Catholics who have committed suicide on the estate in recent months. A year under siege has taken its toll on people's spirits.
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Podcasting is Praxis @praxiscast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lol, no Britain isnt "prepared for war" because a) you have not given the people a serious enough reason to want to throw themselves in the meat grinder for "britain", and b) this country's defense and investment is cartoonishly obsessed with fancy toys and pretending it's a "world power" still
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Gay not queer" ass gay guys if I ever saw them.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I was today years old when I found out both Peter Thiel and Sam Altman are gay, and honestly it all makes sense to me, these are exactly the actions of gay guys that nobody wanted to speak to at the bars.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Science Magazine!
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Everyone in any position of authority has taken leave of their senses.
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Slurms MacKrueger @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He's right Currently some evil, evil cunts have a very tight grip on some key infrastructure points but even the business tide is turning towards renewables in many cases, which is more powerful than public support with politicians Keep up the fight and keep being extremely annoying
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
During my errands I bought one of those big stupid cups the girlies have on Instagram, largely it'll just be for Irn Bru. 💅
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nothing fills my soul up more than a Saturday where I need to go into town and run some errands, spend the rest of the day doing chores and going gym so that Sunday can be just reading, movies and gaming, what do you call a trad wife except it's gay and chill and thinks socialism is good.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In any case, an hour later I walked back down Buchanan Street and "PAC" had scarpered, and the Palestinian Human Rights Campaign and the communists had set up a wee bit further down. I don't know if these two things are related, but it is funny to think about.
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sharing the links of Palestinian families in need of personal support. Thread below.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Only buoyed by the fact that in all my years I've never seen anyone once talk to these cunts.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just up from the stall with all the Israeli flags, naturally.
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Great British PAC" with a stall on Buchanan Street, I fucking hate that the fash scum feel this bold tbqh.
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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 26/09/2026
Tech companies suddenly decide they can, in fact, moderate content on their platforms after all
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Simon William Cree @piratesprogress.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They turned the nerd who used to head up the Bank of England into a chad winner, through the sheer force of everyone around him being a loser and a fool.
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