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Pipehawk Consulting

@pipehawk.bsky.social
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On IG: pipehawk_consulting Weekly Flipbook, Reels and other Slop the Pigges love 🐷 Co-host at The Gunpowder Coven 🎙️ Former Cool Guy 🥷🏻🗡️ Current Nursing Student 👨🏻‍⚕️ NREMT 🚑 BJJ 🥋🔵

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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
If I was overpaying to be crammed into a flying school bus and some Christian dipshit pulled out a guitar and started singing hate speech, I would forcibly remove them at 60,000 feet.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
It’s white settler colonialism to force upon that raccoon the government name “Jimothy”
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The way I’m judging the creator who uses a Kanye song on their reel in 2026.
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
We (rightfully) shit on TSA for its high levels of security theater, but the Costco receipt checker has to be the all-time GOAT of security theater.
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The secret service have shot multiple innocent bystanders around the White House this year. The secret service has also been involved in at least 2 self-inflicted GSWs this year. In an era where ICE agents are shooting up our streets, the secret service has been able to stay under the radar.
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
You know what would have given Senator Collin’s “much distance” from Trump? Impeachment.
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I would really like to have her on the Gunpowder Coven pod, ngl.
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Also, according to experts, the US has approximately 6 weeks of auto fuel remaining, if the illegal war with Iran continues at its current rate/pace. I expect 2 things: 1) things w/ Iran will not slow down 2) gas prices will skyrocket in 2 weeks.
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
To forgive every active student loan in America would cost approximately $20B, by the way.
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
My Meta algo suddenly shifted to pro-cop, anti-trans and racist posts, out of nowhere. Literally as I was mindlessly scrolling. What the absolute fuck is happening over there??
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
FDA: We found Cyclospora in this company's lettuce. [company visits White House and donates millions of dollars to the grift funds] FDA: No we didn't.
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
What do you mean no one wants to buy my KKK statue???? 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
A special congratulations to Usha and JD Vance on their FOURTH child that will be ignored and/or yelled at.
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The irony of watching Andrew Tate being arrested thru a pair of meta glasses is kinda delicious, ngl.
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
“Federal agent” doing a LOT of heavy lifting on this headline.
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
My new favorite thing: be parked some place and lock my doors when a white woman walks by.
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Jacqueline Sweet @jsweetli.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
NEW: A second ex-wife of David Brouillette, the ICE agent who killed Joan Durán Guerrero in Maine, Lucinda Brouillette, issued a statement this morning. "If you were to ask me whether I believe David Brouillette is capable of this level of extreme violence, my answer is unequivocally yes." /
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Actually probably not, since the actual Nazi Party of America was holding fucking rallies at MSG in the 1930s.
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I don’t know what’s to discuss? Wouldn’t we have arrested Adolf Hitler if he visited the US during the lead up to WW2 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Pete Hegseth wanting to give male service members free TRT just so they can rot in mold-infested barracks rooms without AC.
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Any municipal social media accounts that disables comments to their posts are cowards and not part of a democratic process.
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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
can’t breathe the air can’t drink the water can’t eat the food, finally the capitalist utopia is complete
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Casually threatening mass rapes
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Literal projection.
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Oh totally. When even cops and dept of prisons pass on you, ICE is like “oh AND you threw a pot of boiling water at your ex, WHILE she was holding your baby?? You’re hired!”
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Libs: Trump is lying about election fraud! We need to vote in the midterms harder than ever! Leftists: … you think there’s gonna be mid terms? Lmaoooo….
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Not only all that, but according to these news sources who interviewed the ex, she states he asks for a character ref, she says no, AND THEN HE ARGUES WITH HER. No wonder she’s your ex, you complete brick!
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
How much of a piece of shit are you that the FIRST PERSON you contact after an illegal shooting is your EX WIFE. Not, current partner, or friend, family member, co-worker? None of these? You call your EX WIFE?? Holy shit.
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
According to news sources, ICE agent/murderer Brian Brouillette has a “violent history,” which includes time spent as a cop and corrections officer. But what’s truly telling of this monster is, he had (HAD) to reach out to his EX WIFE for a character reference AFTER the shooting!
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
My whole feed I cyclosporias memes and ozempic ads. Is shitting yourself the new hotness??? 🤔
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
We’ve seen a lot of embarrassing videos of Pete Hegseth recently and in here for it: • The Low-T video yesterday framed in such a way that makes him look “short.” • The wobbly weak bench press and limp wristed OHPs w/ alcoholic flop sweat. His PAO is absolutely in the resistance.
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
No no no, this is great. He looks like a “short man” with this framing. It’s such a subtle troll. Hats off to the public affairs officer, this is almost certainly on purpose. 🤌🏻🤌🏻
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Proof that… 1) Trump is 10000% surrounded by sycophants. “Yes Mr. President, the American people will love hearing your ranting conspiracy theory that was debunked 6 years ago! On prime time even!” 2) he doesn’t give a single fuck about his party’s performance in the midterms.
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
GPC Pod on Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/1p7q...
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Episode 002: Gatekeeping, Hunting, and the Supplement Industry. Featuring Dr. Christa
The Gunpowder Coven · Episode
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Did you guys know I co-host a podcast now? Two eps out, more eps coming (every Wednesday!)! The Gunpowder Coven discusses 2A inclusivity, community defense and features commentary on current events! We have a great time! Go check out The Gunpowder Coven wherever you get your podcasts!
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Leave it to Meta to delete my story naming David Brouillette, the ICE officer who murdered Joan Guerrero in Biddeford, ME on Monday. FWIW, Brouillette lives in the Bangor area, is a realtor for Realty of Maine, has a wife named Emma and two daughters. All publicly available information.
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Everything is a grift. AI is being shoved down our throats b/c the 1% are over extended and need ROI. People are putting their groceries on payment plans. Why are we paying taxes? A war was fought, 250 years ago, about taxation without representation. Do you feel represented?
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
• State-sanctioned death squads killing people in the streets • illegal war driving up prices for literally everything • Elderly legislators literally death gripping power What the fuck are we even doing here?
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Bet your asses they had their faces covered tho. Murderers.
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
God I hate the sound of my own voice.
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
lindsey graham won't see your jokes and memes because he got diarrhea and is in hell now, but someone writing an op-ed titled "the left's problem with manners" might. So make them really funny.
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It would make more sense if it was Israel, honestly. Made up to look like Iran.
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
And he attempted to strip away the rights of LGBQT+ folks at every turn. Man was a monster and I hope he rots in hell.
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
It just proves the billionaire class is 10000% dislocated from reality. And they don’t care. This shit is Big “let them eat cake” Energy. Two years ago a healthcare CEO was executed in the middle of NYC in broad daylight and the majority of Americans CHEERED.
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
For context, the first batch of names listed are the billionaire team owner, his stupid fucking wife and stupid fucking children. All of which had everything to do with winning the cup. All Very Normal™️ and Very Endearing™️
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Hey let’s check in on the billionaire class! I’m sure they’re doing something completely normal and nothing to continue making regular people hate them… Oh.
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
We’ve been sacrificing too few billionaires to the ocean, maybe we should try tossing a few into a volcano?
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I’m looking forward to the inevitable reveal when Gavin Newsom pulls off his mask and we find out it’s been Bill Maher the whole time.
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
1) I’m not entirely sure who this is for except the truly worst people. 2) Meta is currently facing numerous law suits regarding its user experiences, specifically the exploitation of minors. Completely out of touch reality that they rolled this “feature” out.
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Meta, by default, allows instagram and its users to use your posts to create AI content, without your consent. One must “opt-out” by going thru a series of menus to find the precise toggle to switch off. It is WILD to me Meta launched this quietly as a default. Truly evil shit.
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