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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

If I was overpaying to be crammed into a flying school bus and some Christian dipshit pulled out a guitar and started singing hate speech, I would forcibly remove them at 60,000 feet.

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

It’s white settler colonialism to force upon that raccoon the government name “Jimothy”

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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

The way I’m judging the creator who uses a Kanye song on their reel in 2026.

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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

We (rightfully) shit on TSA for its high levels of security theater, but the Costco receipt checker has to be the all-time GOAT of security theater.

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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

The secret service have shot multiple innocent bystanders around the White House this year. The secret service has also been involved in at least 2 self-inflicted GSWs this year. In an era where ICE agents are shooting up our streets, the secret service has been able to stay under the radar.

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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

You know what would have given Senator Collin’s “much distance” from Trump? Impeachment.

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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I would really like to have her on the Gunpowder Coven pod, ngl.

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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

To forgive every active student loan in America would cost approximately $20B, by the way.

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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

My Meta algo suddenly shifted to pro-cop, anti-trans and racist posts, out of nowhere. Literally as I was mindlessly scrolling. What the absolute fuck is happening over there??

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

FDA: We found Cyclospora in this company's lettuce. [company visits White House and donates millions of dollars to the grift funds] FDA: No we didn't.

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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

What do you mean no one wants to buy my KKK statue???? 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

A special congratulations to Usha and JD Vance on their FOURTH child that will be ignored and/or yelled at.

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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

The irony of watching Andrew Tate being arrested thru a pair of meta glasses is kinda delicious, ngl.

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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

My new favorite thing: be parked some place and lock my doors when a white woman walks by.

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Jacqueline Sweet @jsweetli.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

NEW: A second ex-wife of David Brouillette, the ICE agent who killed Joan Durán Guerrero in Maine, Lucinda Brouillette, issued a statement this morning. "If you were to ask me whether I believe David Brouillette is capable of this level of extreme violence, my answer is unequivocally yes." /

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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I don’t know what’s to discuss? Wouldn’t we have arrested Adolf Hitler if he visited the US during the lead up to WW2 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Pete Hegseth wanting to give male service members free TRT just so they can rot in mold-infested barracks rooms without AC.

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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Any municipal social media accounts that disables comments to their posts are cowards and not part of a democratic process.

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Amy @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

can’t breathe the air can’t drink the water can’t eat the food, finally the capitalist utopia is complete

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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Casually threatening mass rapes

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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Libs: Trump is lying about election fraud! We need to vote in the midterms harder than ever! Leftists: … you think there’s gonna be mid terms? Lmaoooo….

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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

According to news sources, ICE agent/murderer Brian Brouillette has a “violent history,” which includes time spent as a cop and corrections officer. But what’s truly telling of this monster is, he had (HAD) to reach out to his EX WIFE for a character reference AFTER the shooting!

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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

My whole feed I cyclosporias memes and ozempic ads. Is shitting yourself the new hotness??? 🤔

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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

We’ve seen a lot of embarrassing videos of Pete Hegseth recently and in here for it: • The Low-T video yesterday framed in such a way that makes him look “short.” • The wobbly weak bench press and limp wristed OHPs w/ alcoholic flop sweat. His PAO is absolutely in the resistance.

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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Proof that… 1) Trump is 10000% surrounded by sycophants. “Yes Mr. President, the American people will love hearing your ranting conspiracy theory that was debunked 6 years ago! On prime time even!” 2) he doesn’t give a single fuck about his party’s performance in the midterms.

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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Did you guys know I co-host a podcast now? Two eps out, more eps coming (every Wednesday!)! The Gunpowder Coven discusses 2A inclusivity, community defense and features commentary on current events! We have a great time! Go check out The Gunpowder Coven wherever you get your podcasts!

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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Leave it to Meta to delete my story naming David Brouillette, the ICE officer who murdered Joan Guerrero in Biddeford, ME on Monday. FWIW, Brouillette lives in the Bangor area, is a realtor for Realty of Maine, has a wife named Emma and two daughters. All publicly available information.

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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

• State-sanctioned death squads killing people in the streets • illegal war driving up prices for literally everything • Elderly legislators literally death gripping power What the fuck are we even doing here?

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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Bet your asses they had their faces covered tho. Murderers.

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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

God I hate the sound of my own voice.

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Thembo @thembo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

lindsey graham won't see your jokes and memes because he got diarrhea and is in hell now, but someone writing an op-ed titled "the left's problem with manners" might. So make them really funny.

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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

And he attempted to strip away the rights of LGBQT+ folks at every turn. Man was a monster and I hope he rots in hell.

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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Hey let’s check in on the billionaire class! I’m sure they’re doing something completely normal and nothing to continue making regular people hate them… Oh.

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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

We’ve been sacrificing too few billionaires to the ocean, maybe we should try tossing a few into a volcano?

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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I’m looking forward to the inevitable reveal when Gavin Newsom pulls off his mask and we find out it’s been Bill Maher the whole time.

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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Meta, by default, allows instagram and its users to use your posts to create AI content, without your consent. One must “opt-out” by going thru a series of menus to find the precise toggle to switch off. It is WILD to me Meta launched this quietly as a default. Truly evil shit.

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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

“MAGA-curious” is a crazy way to describe someone installed by the regime to do the regime’s bidding on a whim.

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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Jerry Seinfeld was a 38 year old MAN, dating and presumably FUCKING a 17 year old GIRL. You want to argue semantics about state laws?? Try not to trip over those clown shoes on your way out, bot.

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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I legit hope that not only does the USMNT lose tonight but that they never win another soccer match ever again.

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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

10 min into the latest ep and there’s Zionist pedophile Jerry Seinfeld. Awesome. I knew this shit was too good to be true.

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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

A billionaire wedding on a slave-owning, capitalist-celebrating, fascist state holiday is so on the nose that if it were on a tv show they’d fire the writers.

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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Billionaires buy cops and shut down whole chunks of major cities. How many private planes will be flying in for this “two day event??” We gave Bezos shit when he shut down a small Italian coastal town for his billionaire circle jerk wedding, where’s that energy here??

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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I am also pulling for Doctor Congo.

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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Meanwhile, establishment Dems are fighting progressives and leftists harder than they ever fought the fascists.

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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

This was a weekly staple in our house growing up, believe it or not. It tastes just how it looks: salt-covered puke.

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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

How to tell if a coffee place is overrated: its drive-up only and the line of traffic is extending out of their little lot into actual traffic. Looking at you, 7 Brew.

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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

What they told us: AI will eliminate menial tasks and you’ll have more time to do the things you love! What they sold us: since you’re using the AI we (corporate) forced on you, you have more time to do more menial tasks. So we fired half of your dept and increased your workload by 800%.

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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Someone at Spotify QA must know about the Daily Playlists changing over mid-playlist and is doing nothing about it. Lol jk, no actual humans work at Spotify, what am I thinking.

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