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Pipehawk Consulting

@pipehawk.bsky.social
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On IG: pipehawk_consulting Weekly Flipbook, Reels and other Slop the Pigges love 🐷 Co-host at The Gunpowder Coven 🎙️ Former Cool Guy 🥷🏻🗡️ Current Nursing Student 👨🏻‍⚕️ NREMT 🚑 BJJ 🥋🔵

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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Leave it to Meta to delete my story naming David Brouillette, the ICE officer who murdered Joan Guerrero in Biddeford, ME on Monday. FWIW, Brouillette lives in the Bangor area, is a realtor for Realty of Maine, has a wife named Emma and two daughters. All publicly available information.
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 29/05/2024
Anyone else having difficulty adding family members to their Spotify Premium Family accounts? I keep getting a blank screen on the “add members” screen.
A blank iPhone screen where there should be options to add family members
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 03/03/2024
One of my favorite things is to pull apart right wingers’ political ads, where they pose with a firearm to demonstrate some sort of 2A bonafides, and they hold the weapon as if they’ve never seen a gun before. My latest work, over on my IG (pipehawk_consulting)
A young woman named Victoria Gomez who’s running for MO State Secretary, posing in a backyard with an AR-style pistol, in some pretty goofy kit. She appears confident and over-posed, unnatural. I highlight areas of concern/ridiculousness.
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 01/03/2024
HomerSimpsonSprayingPepperSprayOnEggs.gif
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 27/02/2024
Re: the Joel Osteen Church Shooting
A text exchange pointing out white nationalist christofascist hypocrisy as it relates to the Joel Osteen Church shooting earlier this month.
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 26/02/2024
What I feel like upon saying in a meeting: “Flabbergasted comes up short to describe how fucking gobsmacked I am.”
Actor Ian McShane, as his character Al Swearengen” from the HBO show “Deadwood.”
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 25/02/2024
I’ve been a proud supporter of 2A shit for close to 30 years, and today I learned there’s an … award, called the “Gundies?” It’s every bit as cringey as you’re likely imagining.
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
This feels very “what did you think would happen?”
An screenshot of an article from The NY Times saying “A Marketplace of Girl Influencers Managed by Moms and Stalked by Men.”
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 14/02/2024
Wild, when a Dem “fails” to uphold their oath of office, they get impeached. But when Trump does it, he gets to be re-elected. 😒
Statement from US Rep Greg Murphy (R-NC) on DHS Sec Mayorkas’ impeachment. In short: Gregg accuses Mayorkas of failing to uphold the oath of office he took.
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
If you can afford a 30 second Super Bowl ad, you’re not the victim.
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
Me, checking the news alerts on my watch re: republicans tonight.
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 02/02/2024
We can all agree those Chick Fil-A commercials are written by AI, right?
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 30/01/2024
Imagine simping so hard for Elon you let him stick a tv remote in your brain 🥴
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 11/01/2024
I can’t be the only one who thinks Girl Scout cookies are mid as fuck…
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 04/01/2024
The face one makes when the reporter gently pushes back during what was supposed to be a puff piece on the surveillance state.
A pig between gulps of shit and slop.
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 01/01/2024
This has to be the most cyberpunk thing I’ve ever seen.
It’s a pizza vending machine.
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 31/12/2023
Cy-attle.
Seattle is cyberpunk as fuckLook at this big angry dystopian fucker
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 27/12/2023
Holy shit Costco is amazing
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 25/12/2023
Im an extremely honest thinker who isn’t beholden to anyone and has a lot of hands-on life experience at a quirkily wide array of activities.
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 22/12/2023
Well no shit Sherlock.
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 20/12/2023
Let’s not overlook that homemade bombs were planted around DC, close to the homes of prominent lawmakers, and THAT individual is still at-large.
Wild he’s wearing Concord Js
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 10/12/2023
You could have just said “The Joe Rogan Presidential cabinet.”
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 10/12/2023
This is the most intrusive shit ever. Just charge my phone. The tiny bit of carbon reduction (and by-which, feeling of self effecting smugness) is completely offset by the carbon required to harvest the REM to make ONE iPhone. And there’s like, a bajillion iPhones on this planet. Fuck outta here.
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
Alt headline: “idiot says quiet part out loud for 11,586 time.”
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 04/12/2023
I looked it up. $2B 😐
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Pipehawk Consulting @pipehawk.bsky.social · 03/12/2023
Also, made this to commemorate finally getting my BS invite after waiting about a year.
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