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Teddy “KYLR” Grrl

@pinkoteddy.bsky.social
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Weary Cassandra, social justice paladin, rural leftist, wrangler of car parts (professional) and electrons (semi-pro.) She/they/comrade/bitchcakes.

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Teddy “KYLR” Grrl @pinkoteddy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Flew econo basic because $ and also bc I am a compact and still mostly bendy person, 3 years of perimenocoviddeskjob aside. 7 hours in a middle seat was a little achy even with stretches and my seatmate (also stiff) was sympathetic. Told her “it’s fine, my ancestors came steerage last time too.”
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Please make sure each person gets one of these at my funeral. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Teddy “KYLR” Grrl @pinkoteddy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Actually called off work for the first time in a really long time because my lungs sound like a kazoo. Could I spreadsheet today? Yeah. Do I want to? Eh, probably do some later from home, but I just do not want to wear pants today.
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Emily M. Bender @emilymbender.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
New from @timnitgebru.blacksky.app and me: "It is high time for us to regulate usage of systems sold as “AI”, not because they are magical machines, but because they are error-prone products that shouldn’t be used in high stakes scenarios." www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Forget ‘superintelligence’: error-prone AI nearly sparked world war three this month | Timnit Gebru and Emily M Bender
The risks of AI aren’t what we think they are, as a recent security incident between China and the United States reveals
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
gm
Someone tweets "gotd - How the fuck can there be anti
vaccine "witches?"

If you disagree with binding an invisible malignant entity into a single drop of potin that seals a subject's blood against the full force of that very same entity's curse then you are not and can never be a witch you're just a karen who buys rocks"
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
New from 404 Media: when you upload images to Copilot, they're not private. Human contractors are reviewing Copilot users' prompts/images, according to internal docs we got And they're horrified at what they're seeing. Bombarded with requests to make sexual AI images www.404media.co/humans-readi...
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Humans Are Reading Copilot Prompts — And They're Horrified
Human contractors are reviewing Copilot users’ prompts and uploaded images, according to internal documents obtained by 404 Media. The contractors are also bombarded with users’ requests for sexual AI...
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Teddy “KYLR” Grrl @pinkoteddy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One traitorous body part: my bladder is still set to Irish morning.
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Teddy “KYLR” Grrl @pinkoteddy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Irish for “no passing” is Ná Scoitear and my brain has decided it is pronounced “no scootchin’.” Drove a good bit of the wild atlantic way. My mom loves the Burren but Doolough was more my flavor of bleak and moody. (The Burren was delightful also, no shade intended.)
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Absolutely wild to hear "is computer human" from dickheads who treat large groups of people as if they're not
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Teddy “KYLR” Grrl @pinkoteddy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In Ireland with my mom to celebrate my Big Round birthday. So far I have come to the conclusion that “bóthar caol” are the two most terrifying words in the Irish language.
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Teddy “KYLR” Grrl @pinkoteddy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
apnews.com/article/arap... What an unpleasant person this pastor is.
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Teddy “KYLR” Grrl @pinkoteddy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Just had a fox in our dog run, he got one of the black hens but let go and she ran off and went to ground somewhere. Both turkeys and the wyandotte roo ignored it but apparently the silkie roo was ready to throw down. Phaser is on the back deck and set to “discourage.”
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Teddy “KYLR” Grrl @pinkoteddy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Why do people still gotta smoke stank ass cheap weed when it’s legal here? *sneeze*
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Teddy “KYLR” Grrl @pinkoteddy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
abcnews.com/US/nyc-mayor... Imagine actually helping first responders (and veterans!) instead of using them as a talking point.
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NYC Mayor Mamdani releases thousands of long-sought city documents on 9/11 air quality
First responders who rushed to the World Trade Center on and immediately after the 9/11 attacks were likely exposed to dangerous toxins, Mayor Zohran Mamdani said.
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Teddy “KYLR” Grrl @pinkoteddy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
10/10, would purchase before it even exists
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Teddy “KYLR” Grrl @pinkoteddy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I am a masshole by birth. I love me my orange and pink coffee, but I might have to break up with them. I ordered something called a harvest chai. I ask them “hey is this just like pumpkin chai?” and they’re like oh yeah. COCONUT IS NOT HARVEST FLAVORED. I’ll accept marshmallow but coconut? No.
Photo of a coffee drink with chai, coconut, marshmallow, and cinnamon sugar labeled “harvest spiced.”
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Teddy “KYLR” Grrl @pinkoteddy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
How many times do I have to try and rescue a half drowned yellowjacket in the dog pool, only to have it jump back in, before I am allowed to say I hate them anyway and they can fucking drown?
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Teddy “KYLR” Grrl @pinkoteddy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Friday before a holiday weekend. The rest of my team has the day off. HQ is off for their holidays. Nice, quiet rainy day to come to the office and lock in on the backlog of tedious paperwork. Too bad my virtual desktop is down, along with half of us here randomly. Didn’t wanna work anyway.
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Teddy “KYLR” Grrl @pinkoteddy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Nothing says “yeah I’m definitely not paid enough” like hearing tornado sirens at work. 🌩️🌪️🪾 (All good, was just straight line winds and our power even stayed on!)
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
he got him. he finally fucking got him
real-life coyote and roadrunner encounter captured in southern california
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Teddy “KYLR” Grrl @pinkoteddy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The good news is, I took out the IUD and my cycle came roaring back. The bad news is I took out the IUD and my cycle came roaring back. Menstruating people of the internet, what are we liking for period undies these days? I was a Diva cup devotee but it hits my fibroid and makes it v v angry.
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Teddy “KYLR” Grrl @pinkoteddy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It’s hot, so instead of my usual renfaire attire I am trying Twee Sparkletits Fairy (it’s floaty, and I am always pro-glitter) and the problem is that no matter what I do, the body says “I will cleave you in two with an axe.”
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Teddy “KYLR” Grrl @pinkoteddy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Less surprising than yesterday’s news, still hoping we get lucky with the third, but I cannot explain how formative the RHPS shadow casts were in helping me find my weirdos. I couldn’t find a gif of “I’m going home” so please enjoy this one instead.
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Frank N Furter: Rocky Horror Antici-
Alt: Frank N Furter: Rocky Horror Antici-
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Emma @emmalabizarre.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
First thought : FUCK, Tim Curry on the same day FUCK Second thought which made me crack up (as Tim and Dolly would surely have liked): “Someone go check on Miss Piggy, she just lost her frenemy and her ex lover”
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Teddy “KYLR” Grrl @pinkoteddy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Weather update: it’s humid
Image of curly grey hair. In the background, a refrigerator with legos on top.
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Holy shit
At this point, Mitch McConnell is the only vegetable that hasn't been recalled.
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Democracy Now! @democracynow.org · 14/08/2026
Activists have set up a protest camp in the Arizona border town of Lochiel to prevent the destruction of a grove of ancient cottonwood trees. Federal contractors plan to destroy the grove to build a wall at the U.S.-Mexico border.
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Teddy “KYLR” Grrl @pinkoteddy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I’ve been up for 2h, functional for about 1.25, and I already need a nap despite the Boundless Optimism-sized energy drink (shhh don’t tell my doctor, I have cut *so much* caffeine but if I did not have some today someone was going to die.)
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Teddy “KYLR” Grrl @pinkoteddy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
apnews.com/article/ice-... I wish every agent wearing these a very itchy scrotum
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AP Exclusive: ICE plans to give officers gloves that can deliver painful electric shocks
Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers may soon be outfitted with gloves that can deliver painful electric shocks that are intended to gain compliance from combative individuals.
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Teddy “KYLR” Grrl @pinkoteddy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Is anyone else just completely flabbergasted that a sitting senator is dead and they’re hiding his corpse and pretending he’s not dead and everybody’s just going on like this is fine? No? just me?
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Teddy “KYLR” Grrl @pinkoteddy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Forgot to set my alarm last night but I was saved by a thunderstorm. Sparkly!
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Teddy “KYLR” Grrl @pinkoteddy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
☑️Off white baggy cargoes ☑️white muscle tank ☑️black menswear vest ☑️imperceptibly sweary pin ☑️forest green mullhawk ☑️birkenstocks I bring a sort of ✨1990s soft butch✨ vibe to the office that coworkers don’t really like
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Teddy “KYLR” Grrl @pinkoteddy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Thinking about going outside later and watching Elon’s fucking garbage hit the moon but man, two in the morning is just not enough numbers of morning
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Teddy “KYLR” Grrl @pinkoteddy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The cynic in me thinks this is so they can “find” it at crime scenes… but then the realist reminds me they don’t need to fabricate evidence when they have carte blanche to detain and deport regardless
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Nathan Daniel Hernandez @natedhernandez.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy
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Jonathan Cohn @jonathancohn.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The Senate voted 86 to 12 to advance a bill that cedes tariff authority to Trump. Thank you to the 11 Democrats who voted against moving it forward: Blunt Rochester Hassan Hirono Kim Markey Ossoff Padilla Sanders Warren Welch Wyden
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Teddy “KYLR” Grrl @pinkoteddy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Hair is at The Inbetweens, which today has resulted in my putting it up with two paperclips. Remind me frequently over the next two months not to shave it all off again.
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Teddy “KYLR” Grrl @pinkoteddy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
franklymdear.medium.com/stay-away-fr... $5 to the first person from my youth who knows which Megan.
franklymdear.medium.com
“Stay Away From My Boyfriend, You Dyke!”
Photo by Michelle Tresemer on Unsplash
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Teddy “KYLR” Grrl @pinkoteddy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
*insert giant flaming arrows here*
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Cannot get over how electable just drifting away from a constituent who asked you a challenging question makes you.
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Teddy “KYLR” Grrl @pinkoteddy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Once again, my desire to spreadsheet my ass off this week has been felled by knowing things, as I vibrate with stifled desire to just start punching people until things get better.
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Teddy “KYLR” Grrl @pinkoteddy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Debating going back to DIY on this because man, shit’s expensive, but my shoulders will hate me and every time I do it the mohawk keeps getting thinner eventually.
A cropped shot of my face showing a freshly shaved side on my head. The nolite tattoo is faintly visible at the top and the background is my car interior.
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Teddy “KYLR” Grrl @pinkoteddy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The kids who moved into the pointy house were out selling bread. I am a sucker for both enterprising youths and fresh made sourdough so I bought one.
A foil wrapped boule of bread on a car dashboard. A dirt road and some green trees on a sunny day can be seen out of focus through the windshield.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 23/07/2026
haley stevens has been running one of the dirtiest campaigns of this 2026 cycle so far
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Teddy “KYLR” Grrl @pinkoteddy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Lost a cousin unexpectedly and between that and my inlaws being a different and far more irritating flavor of insane than my fam I am really tempted to dive back into the meta swamp just to follow family but ugh. Meta. *shudder*
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Michael J. Stern @michaeljstern.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
If Andy Beshear does not push this to a conclusion that either has him appointing McConnell's replacement, or McConnell reappearing, Beshear will be out of Democratic politics. We need rabble-rousers, not the same quiet, proper Dems who keep losing.
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Teddy “KYLR” Grrl @pinkoteddy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Very much enjoying the preview of “weather that doesn’t instantly render a shower useless.”
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Teddy “KYLR” Grrl @pinkoteddy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Taking my keflex with kefir; maybe they will cancel out?
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Teddy “KYLR” Grrl @pinkoteddy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Manifest that shit
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