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Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.

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Me-me 🌻 @pineappleiheart.bsky.social · 21h
I have once again run afoul Amazon's policy against pointing out that they keep misdelivering packages
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Me-me 🌻 @pineappleiheart.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Still surprised by the number of people who live their lives through their phones In portrait Like, turn that thing and at least get a wider view of life
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Jake Broe @realjakebroe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
historically high spend and this is how much of his net worth it is
google search showing that $276 million is 0.0276% of $1 trillion and proving why we so desperately need a wealth tax
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PencilSketchy @brainspore.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"But if we tax billionaires they'll leave the state!" Bruh I already said I support the wealth tax, you don't need to keep selling me on it.
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Me-me 🌻 @pineappleiheart.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
President declares energy truce, forgets to tell Russia and Ukraine about it www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
Trump says Ukraine and Russia have agreed 'energy ceasefire'
Ukraine's leader says he will support such a truce if Moscow does, after initially expressing surprise at Donald Trump's announcement.
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Me-me 🌻 @pineappleiheart.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
If he tells you that it's time to pull a "Hotblack Desiato," he may be the right accountant for you
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title is "Satanic Ritual".
In the first panel we see a little red devil in a bubble bath.
In the second panel we see the devil with a towel wrapped around its head, standing in front of a mirror doing gua sha.
In the third panel we see the devil putting on a face mask.
In the fourth panel we see the devil wearing the face mask sitting on its bed watching a show and drinking a glass of wine.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Uh oh, did someone’s website and personal account experience a big drop in activity after Ukraine hit a Russian data center?
Elon Musk: “Zelensky has gone too far”

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2109033017184338141
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Jake Broe @realjakebroe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The United States is the world's largest exporter of diesel. There is no shortage of diesel in The US since Trump continues to allow its export. There is only the global price/market place. Trump buying Russian diesel does not increase supply and it will not make anything cheaper for anyone.
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Jake Broe @realjakebroe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This tweet is from 500 days ago. Apparently the "really bad things" that would happen to Putin and Russia if they refused to stop their war would be Trump lifting sanctions on them and paying them billions of dollars for less than a days worth of America's diesel needs.
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Me-me 🌻 @pineappleiheart.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Don't be fooled This is all about forcing the metric system on America Once you price gasoline in liters, the price looks lower
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Me-me 🌻 @pineappleiheart.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You should make sure to request a take down for each of the infringing videos
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Me-me 🌻 @pineappleiheart.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If the United States produces enough diesel for its own needs, why are we heading for a shortage? Someone doesn't get cause and effect.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel is titled “things that are spooky”. We see a book of hexes, a skull, candles, a pentagram in blood, and vampire teeth. Pointing off panel we see a speech bubble that says “I love it”.
The second panel is titled “things that are cute”. We see a strawberry cake, a boba drink, a bunny plushie, and a cute notebook and pen. Again, we see a speech bubble pointing off panel that says “I love it”.
The third panel is titled “things that are spooky AND cute”. We see a row of cute decorative ghosts.
The fourth panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, completely freaking out at this combination.
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Me-me 🌻 @pineappleiheart.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm not sure that the "Epic Fail Ocean" would catch on, even among his idiot followers
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Me-me 🌻 @pineappleiheart.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"Blue-curious red states"
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Me-me 🌻 @pineappleiheart.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Me: [checks notifications on phone] Google: Answer questions about place two blocks away Me: Didn't go there (a few minutes later) Google: ANSWER QUESTIONS ABOUT PLACE TWO BLOCKS AWAY
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Me-me 🌻 @pineappleiheart.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My only hope is that the reason my neighbor was stomping around at 5a is because he left for the weekend
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Jake Broe @realjakebroe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Me-me 🌻 @pineappleiheart.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Pro-life: Don't kill babies before they're born Kill them after they're born
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Trump's suit appears to be part of Jos. A. Bank's Traveler line. The suit is listed as having been made abroad using a wool-polyester-spandex blend. The company describes it as having the "ultimate stretch" and was designed to minimize body odor.
Trump wearing a blue suit on stage. He is flashing his jacket open, such that you can see the interior labels. One label says Jos. A. Bank. A product shot from Jos. A. Bank's website. This is from the Traveler line. It appears to match the label in Trump's suit. A photo from the product page touts that the suit is made from a new "fabric technology" that has "ultimate stretch performance" and "anti-microbial/ reduce moisture and odor" qualities. There is a photo of a man wearing the suit. From the product page: "Product Details & Care
Stay comfortable and confident with this Traveler® Collection suit separates jacket, powered by innovative 37.5 © technology. Designed to maintain your body's ideal microclimate, the fabric removes moisture at the vapor stage to keep you dry before sweat even forms. Plus, 37.5 helps absorb and trap odor molecules, keeping you fresh and ready for every occasion. Offering maximum mobility with built-in stretch, this jacket moves effortlessly with you throughout your day. As part of the suit separates collection, it allows you to customize your fit by selecting jacket, vest, and pant sizes individually, ensuring a tailored look that's perfect for you.
Traditional Fit
Two button
Natural stretch fabric
Water- and stain-resistant
Performance stretch lining
66% wool, 30% 37.5 polyester, 4% spandex
Dry clean only
Imported

Shipping and returns
Get free standard shipping on orders over $50, or enjoy it on every purchase, no minimum by joining our Bank Account Rewards® program—join for free and never pay for standard shipping again! See our Shipping Policy for more details.
Shop worry-free knowing returns are free on every purchase. Return within 90 days from original date of purchase at any Jos. A. Bank store or by mail at no cost. See our Return Policy for more details."
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Me-me 🌻 @pineappleiheart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Needed to enter a second request for the same common area, but it didn't recognise that it wasn't part of my unit the second time around So much garbage
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Me-me 🌻 @pineappleiheart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It recognised that I was making a request for a common area, but still asked about entering my unit....
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Me-me 🌻 @pineappleiheart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My apartment management has inexplicably implemented an A.I. chat agent for maintenance requests which means that it takes longer to make a request and there's less useful information in the request I'm not sure what was wrong with the existing web form
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Me-me 🌻 @pineappleiheart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Genius president announces Russia will begin exporting diesel that it doesn't have Russia plays along, announcing it will lift the export ban on the nonexistent fuel www.nbcnews.com/business/ene...
nbcnews.com
Trump eases Russia sanctions, says Putin will release diesel amid massive price spikes
Escalations in the Russia-Ukraine war have caused diesel costs to spike this fall, repeatedly setting all-time records.
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 08/10/2026
Juice xkcd.com/3308/
4-panel comic. (1) [Two people, one with a ponytail, sitting and typing at terminals opposite each other. A sign on the wall reads “Juice Mission Control,” with JUICE in huge letters.] PERSON 1: Jupiter Icy Moons Exploder checkin is complete. All systems nominal. (2) PERSON 2 with ponytail. [People turn to look at each other.] PERSON 1: What? PERSON 2: Jupiter Icy Moons *Explorer*. (3) [Person 1 turns back to his terminal.] (4) PERON 1: Control, everything is fine, but I need to schedule an urgent spacecraft update. [Person 2 facepalms] PERSON 2: Oh no.
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Jennifer @hipchkk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Gmmfssrgl rgggbmmuphhh befghlllggggg jdtthiophhh bregglmmyummphh ~ me chatting with my dentist this morning
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Me-me 🌻 @pineappleiheart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The "peace president" started an unwinnable war He'd have to understand what "peace" is to know that he's wrong
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/10/2026
OSSOFF: Mike Collins is one of the most extreme members of Congress. He's a Trump puppet election denier. I want to hear if Mike still believes the 2020 election was stolen. What do you say Mike? COLLINS: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
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Kendra Alvey 👻 @kendragarden.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The massage therapist asked why I’m so stressed and I got nervous and blurted out, “Just the chronic terror of impending environmental doom.”
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Me-me 🌻 @pineappleiheart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Someone created clones of Adobe Creative Suite software using A.I. -- and is giving it away for free petapixel.com/2026/10/07/s...
petapixel.com
Someone Rebuilt Free, Open-Source Versions of Photoshop, Premiere, and Lightroom Using AI
People are excited for open-source Adobe alternatives.
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Me-me 🌻 @pineappleiheart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
BREAKING: TACO. President says he won't bomb Iran before election. Film at 11
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sometimes you just need a basket full of baby otters to make your day complete. Oh, look what I found! You can thank me later...
Short description: Four fluffy baby otters, including one named Steve, peek out of a woven wicker basket as a human hand gently steadies them.  
No visible text.
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Me-me 🌻 @pineappleiheart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Guilfoyle’s career in and out of public service is guided by deep and abiding values." Of begging for money. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
independent.co.uk
Kimberly Guilfoyle pleaded with major Trump donor to pay her $100G Amex bill: report
Wall Street Journal has reported on texts from Donald Trump Jr’s ex to Kentucky businessman Eric Deters, though her lawyer has questioned their authenticity
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Jake Broe @realjakebroe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
JD Vance is sizing up a $9 million Virginia estate while preaching to the rest of us that housing is more affordable than ever. No one believes him.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 07/10/2026
Spectrum Allocation xkcd.com/3307/
Comic: Modern Spectrum Allocation Chart. [Long line of rectangles of different widths in shades of gray. From top to bottom: radio (shouting), TV test patterns, 1G cellular, radio (music), radio (static), reserved for zeppelin navigation, TV channels 2, 5, 7-13, 16, 17, and 28 with 2G cellular in between, interference, WKRP in Cincinnati, spaceship beeps, all other TV, car dealership ads, numbers stations, weather balloons, amateur radio, HAM radio, “weather balloons”, *Choosing Texas* 24/7, [extra large rectangle] boat captains say they need this for something and we don’t ask what because they’re scary, the secret radio waves that make planes stay up, defunct satellite phone company, radioastronomy, radioastrology, [extra small rectangle] all modern wireless infrastructure, death rays, LoFi hip hop beats to relax/study to, security guard walkie talkies, amateur military satellites, left open in case aliens try to call, one brand of garage door openers with a lot of political pull.]
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one, we see a crow’s face. It says, “I AM DEATH’S MESSENGER”.
In panel two, we see the same crow’s face. It continues, “YOUR TIME IS NEAR”.
In panel four, we see the crow awkwardly hopping away from a stick figure.
In panel five, we see the grim reaper with the crow perched on his hand. The grim reaper says, “So you should probably fly away dramatically instead.”
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Me-me 🌻 @pineappleiheart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tired of Mexicans on your beach? I'm tired of Europeans on my continent You go back to where you came from, and we can give the beach back to Mexico
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Me-me 🌻 @pineappleiheart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
America voted for stupid and got it in spades www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
independent.co.uk
Noem rages about reported jet purchases she made on her last day before being fired
A White House official tells The Independent that Noem purchased the planes and that a hefty termination fee made keeping them the most fiscally responsible move
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Jake Broe @realjakebroe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Our channel's next fundraiser starts today and our goal is once again $1,000,000 for Ukraine. Share, like, comment, and donate if you can! Thank you everyone! youtu.be/Dsn4HJLSKh0
youtu.be
Our Next $1,000,000 Fundraiser -- $20 Million Dollar Man
YouTube video by Jake Broe
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Friend: “Jim Bakker died” Me: “Yeah. I thought he was already dead. I’ve moved on.”
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thank you for coming forward. We need more voices from inside the uniform standing shoulder-to-shoulder with us to reject this extremism, protect our democratic norms, and demand accountability.
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Me-me 🌻 @pineappleiheart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A.I. now helps perpetuate the myth of Bill Nye's daughter youtu.be/3Br7Uv_rvVQ
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Charity Nye Doesn't Exist
YouTube video by STRANGE ÆONS
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Me-me 🌻 @pineappleiheart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ronaldo is such a diva
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
calendars, how do they work
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Jake Broe @realjakebroe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Me-me 🌻 @pineappleiheart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Get your money out of the stock market now
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