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citizen of woketopia @piffyjackie.bsky.social · 2h
Where the fuck are they shopping? I don't even see those prices in Canadian dollars
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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I know this is horrible but this comment was left on a true crime youtube video and I cannot stop laughing.

"Ann Cee 1 year ago
I'm glad I don't light up a room. Those seem to be the only people who get murdered"
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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I can never take those "maid and princess" kink scenarios as intended because every time I see one I get a vivid mental image of a scenario where owing to a series of bizarre miscommunications each is convinced they're the one taking sexual advantage of the other.

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What I'm getting from the notes on this post is that for a lot of y'all your ideal kink scenario is basically an erotic Abbott and Costello bit.
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Look, i know you said the problematic thing over a decade ago, have been squeaky clean ever since, aren't like that anymore and have grown as a person, but I'm only just finding about it *now*, so it's basically like it *just* happened so i gotta persecute you and harass you out of your community. You understand :)
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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GameBuddy, a crying and crying and crying “boy” @jeremybaker.actor · 20h
my favorite “modern classic” tumblr post
Tumblr post by pussyronin (a now deactivated account):

Me: my god.. i did it.. i killed him..!

Angel on my shoulder: we're extremely fortunate.
You shot him in the side of the head and you're wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger's tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story

Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he'd taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i've seen the way you've looked at him..

My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!
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max graves (COMMISSIONS CLOSED) @maximumgraves.bsky.social · 6h
i name a lot of characters (especially minor/incidental ones) by just looking at the most popular names in the us for what i estimate would be their birth year/decade
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
regular reminder that evil communist cubans already invented a lung cancer vaccine and are happy to share if we can stop murdering them for no reason
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Horrifying Nursemaid Adelaide @clownwhisper.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Found out about a Fem! Byakuya Togami Gmod sprite sheet that is making me ill:
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citizen of woketopia @piffyjackie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
New racing game came out
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Sofa (Advance Comms Open) @sofamods.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Almost enough rockets
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Melo @letitmelo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
325gb of art and material that artists and animators weren't allowed to use in portfolios to keep themselves fed.
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dante @dante.cool · 05/05/2026
HAN SOLO: Hell, I never would have flown a spaceship if it wasn't for the daring exploits of Ben Quadinaros, famed podracer... He inspired all of us kids back on Corellia. LEIA (NODDING): Yes, I also know and love Ben Quadinaros. The boy, Han... let's name the boy after him
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
(concerned reporter voice, talking to candidate) What is your message to stupid jerks who will never vote for you
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citizen of woketopia @piffyjackie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Tumblr has been going after trans women recently:/
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citizen of woketopia @piffyjackie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It's the midterms unfortunately :/
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adventures of slugboy and larvagirl @anais-nin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
that's a dog raised with cats if I've ever seen one
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Better idea
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Angeltrix Point Devil @angeltaz.dev · 27/09/2026
pov youre trying to get HRT in a red state
A screenshot from Control Resonant, with a message above the player character that says "Cannot Transition During Combat"
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citizen of woketopia @piffyjackie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What about Australia's road trains though?
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citizen of woketopia @piffyjackie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Well that ass ARE expensive when you're russia
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 06/10/2026
Religious liberty will always be framed as religious people’s right to freely oppress and exclude others
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Revenge of Princesscore @princessrevenge.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
basically all discourse on transition is this one exchange and for some reason we have to keep doing it
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emma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 18/07/2026
repost to instantly gain a cup size
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Bigg @bpbigg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It seems unbelievable in 2026 but the fact of the matter is that a great number of people who make porn are doing so with a kind of Median Voter Brain where the wider world appears as a shifting cloud of free-floating concepts divorced of history or meaning. See: Snegovski drawing SS uniform
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citizen of woketopia @piffyjackie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Exactly right 💯
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Drink Hogwater. It’s on your side.
A can of "Hog Water Green Flavor" is displayed with text that reads, "Contains the same chemicals as chemtrails. But this time they're on OUR side." A plane is depicted leaving a trail in the sky.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/10/2026
a volcano eruption that lowers global temperatures by about 1.5 degrees would hit like crazy right now
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citizen of woketopia @piffyjackie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Who was that about?
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citizen of woketopia @piffyjackie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Can you see the embed? I like forgot the space between president and .it and it popped up, but then it stuck around when I added the space back? Why?
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citizen of woketopia @piffyjackie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sure, let's goodbye lenin the president. It would be funny!
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Hotel 4 Stelle per Soggiorni a Ischia | Hotel Terme President
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citizen of woketopia @piffyjackie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It was a Pokemon meme I think
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ofalltrades @bskyofalltrades.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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🦇Spookella Scarvarez🦇 @mastergurgle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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citizen of woketopia @piffyjackie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is it good
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citizen of woketopia @piffyjackie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fucked up and illegal
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 01/10/2026
just came across this incredible picture of Terry Pratchett
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citizen of woketopia @piffyjackie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You're absolutely right. Better to get yourself an artisanal, hand made boy
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citizen of woketopia @piffyjackie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pretty sure that one's a scam
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the idea that immersing yourself in gruesome violence is a technique to build empathy is something which everyone who has ever studied the subject will tell you is not just false but 180 degrees removed from the truth.
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KittenBoogers (Recalled by the FDA!!) @kittenboogers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey man, how bout you gender bend any other character for the lols instead of Harry Potter characters.
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citizen of woketopia @piffyjackie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
OH MY FUCKING GOD I TAKE OFF AND ITS A CUTSXENE AGAIN
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citizen of woketopia @piffyjackie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ok so the intro for wings of these kind of drags on for too long. I've only ever played AC7 and wingman though
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citizen of woketopia @piffyjackie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't know. It kind of feels like the story got turned into Content
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thorny, proud Bleeter @ithinkiplaygames.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
dunno how i feel about this statement. it's good that he doesn't minimize or excuse what he did. i want to sympathize with the people who feel like it's not enough …but i also don't know what would be enough, what would make it more right
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citizen of woketopia @piffyjackie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Holy shit I'm blind
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citizen of woketopia @piffyjackie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Doesn't it have them?
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citizen of woketopia @piffyjackie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Québécois isekai where they run a poutine shop
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Chloe "Scare-Bot Scramble" Adams @addamschloe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every day I'm amazed by labubu missile
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citizen of woketopia @piffyjackie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mostly cross referencing the story and prior documents confirming he went there at the time
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