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a bucket of pickles @pickle-bucket.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Yankees will never win anything worth a fuck with Aaron Boone and/or Jizz Chasm. Just giving it away every year, holy shit

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a bucket of pickles @pickle-bucket.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

no sir, I don't like how News People talk about AI like it's a person at all, no thanks, take it back

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a bucket of pickles @pickle-bucket.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Handjobert Kraft is going to make Ed sheeran do a pro-Israel reggae song, isn't he

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a bucket of pickles @pickle-bucket.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Who else up believing their lyin eyes

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

if you learn a skill or start a new hobby, it makes you a better person, not worse. nobody ever gets into calligraphy and immediately starts screeching that typefaces are useless and only the quill shall prosper. there is no "woodworking psychosis" nobody thinks they're dating their kettlebell

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a bucket of pickles @pickle-bucket.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

NOBODY WANTS THIS WHERE IS THE FIRING SQUAD?

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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

you cannot make me learn anything more about Elizabeth Holmes. please seal her an oubliette. thank you.

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a bucket of pickles @pickle-bucket.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I am not legally allowed to say what should happen to every mother fucker who thought this was a good idea, let alone worked to implement it

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a bucket of pickles @pickle-bucket.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I had no idea they made Sportscenter anchors present pro wresting highlights and read for them like it's real drama. So incredibly cringe and so fitting for this era of America

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a bucket of pickles @pickle-bucket.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Made the mistake of offering to help install a new drive/refresh windows 11 for a friend's laptop, a procedure which has somehow become 10x as complicated with 100x the amount of pitfalls as it did for the last 30 years. Fuck everyone at Microsoft, every single one

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a bucket of pickles @pickle-bucket.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Boy howdy I sure can't wait to never read or hear what anyone thinks about the fucking Odyssey ever again

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a bucket of pickles @pickle-bucket.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

What is it about the aipac ray gun that makes people as weird as hayley stevens? is that just how people act when they know they're about to be stupid rich? is this how lottery winners are in person?

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a bucket of pickles @pickle-bucket.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

i think between his vigorous defense of the nazi tattoo guy and publicly arguing with the fucking twitter AI bot, it is safe to say we have moved past the need for Ryan Grim

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a bucket of pickles @pickle-bucket.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

more of this. just start throwing whatever the fuck near the plate before you slide. the new meta is h e r e

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 19/05/2026

and now, your moment of zen. 🎥 (www.instagram.com/reel/DYhEwUvv67q)

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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

I support Erika Kirk in her quest to arrest Kano

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Alex Navarro @alexnavarro.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

As a big fan of Funniest Possible Outcomes, all I can say is lol. lmao, even.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

ten years from now the league batting champ is gonna be a guy named Bandon Bryson who hits .204

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a bucket of pickles @pickle-bucket.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

I hope they make CB Bucknor plate games a nationally televised spectacle for the rest of the year. Mainline this shit into my veins www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJMX...

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CB Bucknor missed 20 calls in one game, a breakdown

YouTube video by Jomboy Media

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a bucket of pickles @pickle-bucket.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

HELL YELL BROTHER, I'M ROLLIN' COAL ON YOUR ASS. IT MIGHT COST ME 21 DOLLARS IN FUEL TO MAKE A SMOKE PLUME FOR A FEW SECONDS BUT I PROMISE I AM THE DOMINANT ONE HERE OKAY

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

the whole world is just nerds now. they took Raw Dog (cool, mildly dangerous) and now it means riding on a plane without your nintendo switch

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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

For twenty four years people have been trying to kill me! People who know how. Now do you think that's because my dad was a Greek soda pop maker? Or do you think that's because I'm in the Melvins? Go fuck yourself, you fucking child!

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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 02/03/2026

Like I’m a walking garbage dump. My “gut health” is probably bad, if such a thing is even possible. What would a Prebiotic Pepsi do for me? Will my tummy feel better? Will I poop more? Less? They don’t even bother to build a use case, what the fuck is this shit?

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a bucket of pickles @pickle-bucket.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

This describes most of the Dillinger Four catalog, but my favorite is probably "Super Powers Enable Me to Blend In With Machinery"

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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

If you work for DHS and hate your boss / leadership, you have the chance to do the funniest thing. Be a legend

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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Day 1 of drawing dilbert until i get sued or Scott Adams rises from the grave like Jesus

A comic where dilbert shoots the pointy hair boss and then vapes on public transportation

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a bucket of pickles @pickle-bucket.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

@briancurtin.com youtube.com/clip/UgkxhmT... video is a must-watch but the clip has me red faced crying laughing on a loop

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Share your videos with friends, family, and the world

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a bucket of pickles @pickle-bucket.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

whistleblowers in the chat make some nooooiiiizzzzeeee

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Will “Available for Contracts” Smith @willsmith.fun · 18/12/2025

"It's fun to learn shit" sums up my entire adult life. Every job I've had as an adult is because "it's fun to learn shit".

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

if you put an AI Surveillance Camera in my town I'm cutting it down with a battery powered angle grinder. the Milwaukee M18 FUEL system gives me the power i need to remove cop slop from my community futurism.com/future-socie...

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Regular People Are Rising Up Against AI Surveillance Cameras

AI surveillance outfit Flock Safety is aggressively expanding its dragnet across the US, but ordinary people aren't impressed.

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Harriet - Pumpkin Spite @akaharriet.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫

Headline: "Microsoft Scales Back AI Goals Because Almost Nobody Is Using Copilot" by Jan Martindale Dec. 10 2025

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a bucket of pickles @pickle-bucket.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

I am in love with the butt mogger chick and her giant butt mogging ass and you can't judge me; you're not the judge

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a bucket of pickles @pickle-bucket.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

Kinda tired of seeing Olivia Nuzzi's enormous face

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a bucket of pickles @pickle-bucket.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

I lucked into home plate-area seats for a Yankees playoff game in 2012 (the Raul Ibanez game) and sat within spitting distance of Keith Olbermann's truly monolithic cranium and a disturbingly young-looking girl next to him. I thought for sure that had to be a daughter and not a girlfriend. Oops!

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a bucket of pickles @pickle-bucket.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

"I don't enjoy feeding pedophile defenders into a wood chipper, but when done righteously, it is a chore like any other. Practiced hands make for short work, and the good Lord knows there's mulch to be done."

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a bucket of pickles @pickle-bucket.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Somewhat recently, Ritchie Torres was tweeting about Hasan Piker and I replied with "suck his cock" and got suspended for "inciting violence" - which is usually not the intended outcome of sucking a man's cock

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a bucket of pickles @pickle-bucket.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

It was supposed to be "Punish the Villains" not "Bend Over So Hard Your Asshole Falls Out Capitulating to the Villains"

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a bucket of pickles @pickle-bucket.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

My serious advice for any frequent domestic flyers would be to buy a 1998 Econoline instead

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a bucket of pickles @pickle-bucket.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

there are first-semester auto body students who can blend a finish better than this

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