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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 1h
tracing Japanese managers challenging an ump’s call, I’ve watched this 500x
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Eric Freeman @freemaneric.bsky.social · 2h
Westworld Reddit realizes Westworld was not a top 100 show
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phylan @phylan.website · 3h
I'm being removed from the YMCA
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phylan @phylan.website · 3h
I told her to get BENT
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phylan @phylan.website · 3h
7ish year old kid at my kids gymnastics class has a Braves shirsey on 🤭
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 4h
i’m laughing because i was leaving my office and saw my sushi bowl in the trash can getting hit directly by the sun and didn’t do anything about it. kiss my ass tomorrow me
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phylan @phylan.website · 4h
Wheeler on a relatively short leash with Nola waiting IMO
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phylan @phylan.website · 4h
after cursing them all individually for 3 hours
Stuart MacFarlane saying "this is my club. I fucking love this [baseball] club"
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phylan @phylan.website · 5h
White Sox?
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phylan @phylan.website · 5h
Andrew Painter my man. my fuckin dude
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phylan @phylan.website · 5h
RING THE BELL
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phylan @phylan.website · 5h
of course it's bullshit hits
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phylan @phylan.website · 5h
this will either be a triumphant moment for Painter or the Phillies managing to once again fundamentally break a young player in the last game of the season
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phylan @phylan.website · 5h
sit down asshole
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phylan @phylan.website · 5h
Andrew please
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phylan @phylan.website · 5h
😑
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phylan @phylan.website · 5h
please fuckin add on. I have high blood pressure
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phylan @phylan.website · 5h
BOHMER
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phylan @phylan.website · 5h
they call it free baseball only because the vast cost to your spirit isn't measurable
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phylan @phylan.website · 5h
you just gave away one of the most valuable outs of the season. great stuff
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phylan @phylan.website · 5h
stop fucking bunting
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phylan @phylan.website · 5h
ah dang it
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phylan @phylan.website · 5h
with Nola!
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phylan @phylan.website · 5h
don. you lucky son of a gun
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phylan @phylan.website · 5h
yeah this is gonna cost us. good job Don
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phylan @phylan.website · 5h
has he ever thrown out of the pen?
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phylan @phylan.website · 5h
painter here seems very dumb
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phylan @phylan.website · 6h
Phillies bats can wake up when the possibility exists to make previous game events even more annoying in retrospect
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phylan @phylan.website · 6h
THATS FUCKIN RIGHT
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phylan @phylan.website · 6h
fucking FINALLY
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phylan @phylan.website · 6h
hard to say enough about what Luzardo and Sanchez did for us. hard to say uh, anything at all about basically anything else
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phylan @phylan.website · 6h
at a minimum using the Arraez lineup without Arraez was stupid
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phylan @phylan.website · 6h
well,
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phylan @phylan.website · 6h
okay bohmer!!!
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phylan @phylan.website · 6h
this is basically a race to do anything at all before Sanchez has to come out and it's not going great
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phylan @phylan.website · 7h
we're da kings of 2 out baserunners baby
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phylan @phylan.website · 7h
the ump cam continues to be maybe the least interesting thing cooked up by an mlb broadcast
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phylan @phylan.website · 7h
reaaaalllly could use a, let's say, -5 pitch inning from Sanchez next inning
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phylan @phylan.website · 7h
maybe they figured out the basement locks and escaped
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phylan @phylan.website · 7h
Craig I think that's cormorant
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phylan @phylan.website · 7h
it's tied, guys
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Got CTE from Playing Peek a boo @doubledoinkrigged.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
19th century Ryan Grim: Based on the orderly nature of the stab wounds, “the ripper” is a highly inaccurate name. Its journalistic malpractice to not give “Jack” credit for minimizing suffering and killing painlessly 19th century Michael Tracey: I think these bitches alive 💯
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tweet from phil (@PhilJamesson):

Officer: do you know why I pulled you over
Me: no sir
My Parrot: hell yea I love driving 86 mph without a seatbelt! my name is phil jamesson
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 10h
get yourself a grump Husband who loves old graveyard
FirefighterKindly349 OP • 14d

Amazing thank you! My grump Husband (who was a coal miner in England starting at age 16. Guess he has reason to be grumpy) loves old graveyard.
So do l! I am going to plan activities for us, stuff I know husband will like (kid is happy if husband is) so l have my first thing which is the graveyard.
Thanks! Any good antique stores? Just to look?
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 30/09/2026
absolutely fascinated by whatever is going on here
hairline looks like the northern border of oregon
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phylan @phylan.website · 30/09/2026
please stop saying "slobberknocker"
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phylan @phylan.website · 30/09/2026
what if I smoked weed AND watched playoff baseball in here??? time to innovate
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phylan @phylan.website · 30/09/2026
tragically I think safe
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Game 1: Phillies-Braves Game 2: Two .500 teams make everyone do Opener Discourse Game 3: Yankees-Red Sox I keep telling you guys baseball is about suffering and boy is this postseason delivering
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phylan @phylan.website · 30/09/2026
smoking that shit that makes me look like the live action Moe Szyslak
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