phylan @phylan.website · 30/09/2026I just saw this posted to Instagram and like. where were you taught about the Salem Witch Trials 3110
phylan @phylan.website · 29/09/2026as your lawyer I am advising you to keep posting this shit, etc 090
phylan @phylan.website · 29/09/2026my wife set up a transparent tent in the backyard a few nights ago so she and her friends could have a witch party during the harvest moon. but here's the thing: it's also great for smoking weed in 0260
phylan @phylan.website · 27/09/2026Scott Franzke's opening for game 162 on the Phillies radio network: 0150
phylan @phylan.website · 24/09/2026if I get arrested for skulking around my yard with binoculars at 10:30 at night this is why 0131
phylan @phylan.website · 23/09/2026my kid in front of any door I'm about to have to open for them 0140
phylan @phylan.website · 22/09/2026one of us got so excited we pissed all over the vet lobby floor 2110
phylan @phylan.website · 22/09/2026this messy motherfucker keeps putting seeds in the jelly. the jelly is for the orioles you prick!!! 071
phylan @phylan.website · 22/09/2026reading the news on my phone. it's the age of information baby 2479
phylan @phylan.website · 21/09/2026my favorite big boy of cricket, Raheem Cornwall, is bowling in the CPL currently 040
phylan @phylan.website · 17/09/2026oh shit are there some charitable donations that need tracking down and accounting?? 0213
phylan @phylan.website · 16/09/2026trying to decide who to vote for in the Guitar Center open for Ed Sheeran contest 152
phylan @phylan.website · 16/09/2026please be serious. please read a book. there are many. start with this one. 180
phylan @phylan.website · 11/09/2026local fire department's weird 9/11 monument makes me really want to get into RC airplanes 1161
phylan @phylan.website · 06/09/2026is everyone ready to be normal about this yet? because it's awesome 071
phylan @phylan.website · 31/08/2026but spirit! hear me! I pray you! I am a job creator! nobody wants to work anymore! 0100
phylan @phylan.website · 25/08/2026this "must hit so hard if you're stupid" classic is being used to justify so much awful shit right now 260
phylan @phylan.website · 20/08/2026Profile: Inside the team of personal assistants that get President Trump ready to face the day 0143
phylan @phylan.website · 20/08/2026every time we find out about a new Trump demon there's 900 file photos of them like this 062
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