Reposted by phroMeaghan (bubblescum) @bubblescum.bsky.social · 9hType of vibe I'm trying to bring to fall 0112
phro @phroureo.com · 05/10/2026The checkout lady at Costco was monumentally rude to me when she scanned all my precooked meals but it didn't stop me from meal prepping 38 meals for $250. 110
phro @phroureo.com · 04/10/2026Reading books that make me feel emotions until after midnight. God why do they have to make the books cause Emotions and why do I keep reading them? 020
phro @phroureo.com · 22/09/2026Thinking about how I used to answer scam calls in Chinese “喂？你好” etc. and then one time I did that after a number called me like 6 times in a row and it was actually one of the people i knew from Taiwan visiting the US who wanted to chat with me lmao 010
phro @phroureo.com · 17/09/2026Yo can we all boycott Best Buy? What's the point of preordering something with in-store pickup if they don't even have it ready? "It's still on the truck that is getting here tonight" If anyone wants a collector's edition of the new Fire Emblem the Best Buy near me will have one at some point. 010
Reposted by phrosebmal @mrdo.pro · 08/09/2026my miserable fucking sopping wet elf scrounging for the quarter i flipped into the mall water fountain 1340341101
phro @phroureo.com · 08/09/2026I forgot a funny: nickname is Danny btw -- I started a pf2e group in person with strangers from reddit/discord (in part so I can get used to having people call me Danny that don't know my actual first name). First guy walks in. Name is Daniel. Next guy walks in. Also Daniel. 120
phro @phroureo.com · 07/09/2026Me: how many T-shirts is a reasonable amount Family: "8-12?" Me: *stops counting at 60* 110
phro @phroureo.com · 05/09/2026My neighbor whose son shares the nickname I chose came over with his wife and some friends to play Pathfinder. I put a bunch of "hello my name is" stickers on the front of my notebook so they could ask about it but they didn't T.T 110
phro @phroureo.com · 05/09/2026I hate the 4 hours before anything where my brain says "it's four hours until xyz so you better not do anything besides sit and stress about it" 010
Reposted by phrophro @phroureo.com · 04/09/2026stop the videoification of the internet! let me read an article! Give me wikihow diagrams! I do not want to Consume your Video Content! 031
Reposted by phroLunaticJ @lunaticj.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Holy fuck Super Mario Bros. is peak. You’re telling me this shit came out 40 years ago!? I just beat 1-1 and I plan on beating 1-2 tomorrow. What a masterpiece. I get the hype 100%. 1286
Reposted by phroalix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 02/09/2026this is perhaps the best piece of journalism i have ever been involved with 421178183
phro @phroureo.com · 31/08/2026In an unexpected twist my mother is being extremely normal today which is unexpected. (still gonna call her later in case she wants to verbally rebuke me I'm normal and not a glutton for punishment) 010
phro @phroureo.com · 31/08/2026I updated my Amazon account to use the nickname instead of my real name. Apparently I was on a family plan with my parents because my mom goes "who is (nickname) and why are they tied to your account" (the goal was for my mom to never find out because she's been really upset about name related 110
phro @phroureo.com · 26/08/2026Anthropomorphic fish gotta be one of my favorite character designs 030
Reposted by phroparker higgins @xor.blue · 26/08/2026earlier this summer I had the immense privilege of seeing Dolly Parton's personal fax machine on display at the Country Music Hall of Fame 227027
Reposted by phroSwiftalu @swiftalu.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I'm opening up commissions again! I'm looking to gather enough work up to cover me while I'm gone for Frame Fatales, if you're interested you can shoot me a message here on Bluesky! My prices are listed here: swiftalu.weebly.com/prices.html 03923
phro @phroureo.com · 25/08/2026Y'all ever hyperfixate and stay up way past your bedtime? I definitely don't. 010
phro @phroureo.com · 24/08/2026Ya had the boys over last week calling it all week. I'm asking new people to call me this nickname going forward for sure (and introducing it as an option for people who already know me) 010
Reposted by phroAndrew @harmoniccity.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Please teach me, Kirby with human feet 03511
phro @phroureo.com · 18/08/2026Bought a new car today (as a second car because I'm a dumbass not a replacement). '24 Kia EV6. 18k miles. Electric car so that I can avoid gas prices. 110
phro @phroureo.com · 17/08/2026Told a couple more friends about the nickname today. They both said they liked it so that's feels good. Also shopping cars and giving the nickname to salesman and it feels good there too. This might be a good thing? 100
phro @phroureo.com · 16/08/2026This is your friendly reminder to find something positive to laugh about today. 010
phro @phroureo.com · 15/08/2026The sales guy's face when I remind him he lied to our client and our software doesn't actually have that feature so his deal falls through 120
phro @phroureo.com · 14/08/2026My little sister voice texted me and instead of my name Siri heard "Darling" so there's another point in the nickname column 110
phro @phroureo.com · 13/08/2026My dad's cousin lives in a town like 20 minutes from the town that I moved to a year and a half ago. I go to their family dinners when they have them but they haven't had one in a while so I texted her and said "hey let's grab dinner next time you're here" 100
Reposted by phroAlex Engelberg @alexengelberg.com · 13/08/2026"hello sexy pants" by Bill Wurtz - acapella cover 221
phro @phroureo.com · 13/08/2026update, I asked a few friends to use the new nickname for a bit to trial it. they mostly said yes but one of them said "i don't think that nickname matches you" and has tried to come up with another (spoiler: I've put WAY more thought into this than he has). 100
phro @phroureo.com · 11/08/2026update, some friends are coming to town next week and i'm gonna have them trial the nickname to see how it feels. life is short. 030
phro @phroureo.com · 08/08/2026Been applying for jobs using a nickname that I've never used before, but I've hated my given name for a LONG time.* Debating asking people to call me by the nickname too but that feels awkward especially because it's not one I've ever actually used? 140
phro @phroureo.com · 29/07/2026Ok so my great grandma was the spunkiest lady you've ever heard of. At the age of 5, she went to her parents and said "I don't want to be called Baby anymore" and they said basically ok then go pick a name? So she went and named herself after her favorite book character (Fannie Pearl). 000
phro @phroureo.com · 28/07/2026Had @vermillionfangs.bsky.social do a quick doodle of my new pf2e character. *Slaps rat on ass* you can fit so much despair in this bad boy 010
phro @phroureo.com · 26/07/2026What's something stupid you used to get bullied for? I'll go first: When I was in elementary school, the other kids used to make fun of me for having a big head. 100
phro @phroureo.com · 17/07/2026Can someone please watch Ugly Betty? I've been enjoying it so much but none of my friends will watch it with me and I need to gossip about how much I love Michael Urie 000
Reposted by phroshredberg @shredberg.bsky.social · 11/07/2026#whoremembers when GDQ inspired me in a big way 61098
phro @phroureo.com · 05/07/2026Yay Seattle has been on a ground stop but also they didn’t tell us until we were on our plane to fly there. Hope I can make it home tonight!!!11 000
phro @phroureo.com · 04/07/2026My mom keeps trying to get me to babysit my nephews on this vacation and I'm like bestie I like the kids but I'm not here to babysit them. She's planning a schedule for next year on who is going to watch them for what time period and I'm like that's not something I'm interested in. 010
phro @phroureo.com · 04/07/2026"one time i was playing marvel rivals and there was a person on the other team that was streaming and absolutely destroyed us and so i went to his stream and he was like 9 years old so I reported his stream for breaking TOS" - my brother 050
