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You can call me Danny. Dogs, Gamin', dev He/Him

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Meaghan (bubblescum) @bubblescum.bsky.social · 14h
Type of vibe I'm trying to bring to fall
Shinji minion stickerPlush Momonga from Chiikawa holding a fall leaf
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phro @phroureo.com · 16h
Happy birthday Kelly!!!!!!
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phro @phroureo.com · 19h
I'd let you master my ceremony if you know what I mean (I don't know what I mean but u look cute as hell)
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phro @phroureo.com · 20h
Correction btw -- it's at 5:00 PM tonight and 2:00 PM tomorrow (not as late tonight as I thought).
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phro @phroureo.com · 09/10/2026
Idk man if I was reading about emo music I'd certainly trust emo kids anonymous dot com
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phro @phroureo.com · 08/10/2026
They are all so good!!!
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phro @phroureo.com · 08/10/2026
www.techtimes.co.uk/amazon-about...
techtimes.co.uk
Amazon Customers Stunned After Their 'About You' Profiles Claim They Have 'No Friends' or 'Flat Buttocks'
Amazon shoppers are sharing screenshots of the retailer’s “About You” profiles, which generate personal assumptions from purchases, searches, reviews, saved Lists and Alexa interactions.
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phro @phroureo.com · 08/10/2026
Mid-Columbia Master Singers is performing Mozart's Mass in C Minor 7:00 pm Sat/2 pm Sun at St Joseph's Catholic Church in Kennewick! Pay what you want, suggested donation $20. As far as we're aware it's the first time the work has been performed in TC in 40 years.
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phro @phroureo.com · 08/10/2026
What r we buying king
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phro @phroureo.com · 08/10/2026
Good one
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phro @phroureo.com · 07/10/2026
Depression's a bitch. Hope you feel better soon <3
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phro @phroureo.com · 07/10/2026
Yeah no I get that. It's just easier for me when I have like 15 options of things that I can just stick in the microwave because then at least i don't have to work or overspend to make a meal i don't want to eat.
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phro @phroureo.com · 07/10/2026
I've started buying a few (or a lot of) Costco deli meals and then portioning them into single servings with a veggie or something and freezing them. I went really overboard last week but got 38 meals for ~$250
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phro @phroureo.com · 07/10/2026
*tender forehead kisses and a bedtime story and a lullaby*
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phro @phroureo.com · 07/10/2026
I PRONOUNCE YOU GUILTY. THE SENTENCE IS TUMMY SCRATCHES AND SNUGGLES.
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phro @phroureo.com · 07/10/2026
Messing with u on my alt so I can console you and deepen our bond on my main
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phro @phroureo.com · 06/10/2026
The wind is gonna be insane tho
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phro @phroureo.com · 06/10/2026
I'm just scared of buffets in general tho
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phro @phroureo.com · 06/10/2026
POST A PIC AND SHAME HER
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phro @phroureo.com · 06/10/2026
There's a Chinese buffet near me in podunk Washington that is always PACKED. I want to try it so bad but I'm terrified of the public's cleanliness habits.
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phro @phroureo.com · 06/10/2026
@shredberg.bsky.social probably gets off on that shit
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phro @phroureo.com · 06/10/2026
a couple months ago i went and bought a new car and immediately did not like the finance guy on sight, like viscerally in my gut distrusted him. it took like 20 minutes before i realized it was because he looked exactly like the streamer from this clip who i also dislike.
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phro @phroureo.com · 05/10/2026
I was astonished
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phro @phroureo.com · 05/10/2026
Are there cheaper and healthier ways to meal prep? Yes, but this is where I'm at and it's cheaper than doordash 🙏
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phro @phroureo.com · 05/10/2026
Here's the meal list: Enchiladas (beans) x4 gnocchi (Texas toast) x4 Chicken Alfredo (broccoli) x4 Mac&cheese/bbq pork (broccoli) x4 Stuffed peppers (broccoli) x3 Chicken wings (rice pilaf) x4 Meatloaf/taters (broccoli)x3 Shepherds Pie (roast carrots)x6 Pot pie (green beans)x6
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phro @phroureo.com · 05/10/2026
Pet it
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phro @phroureo.com · 05/10/2026
(if you were wondering, she looked in my cart and said "I can tell YOU'RE a bachelor." Like bitch what if I am? What if my wife is in the hospital and I'm feeding our 5 kids? What if I have chronic illness and prepped meals is the closest I can get to cooking? What if I'm having surgery soon?)
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phro @phroureo.com · 05/10/2026
The checkout lady at Costco was monumentally rude to me when she scanned all my precooked meals but it didn't stop me from meal prepping 38 meals for $250.
It me, ya boi Danny with 38 portioned out meals. Each has an entree and side, mostly veggies (but some have carbs)
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phro @phroureo.com · 05/10/2026
And there's a description of this kid's bones like melting or something and then his legs grow an extra joint and he can't walk right because of it until the book is like "just kidding it's just because of this cursed mirror :)"
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phro @phroureo.com · 05/10/2026
They won't let me quote post so I just have to send it in your replies: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galaxy_... Star Wars Galaxy of Fear TERRIFIED me when I read it. Pretty sure little me was like "yay star war" and then (I remember specifically one of them was in like a cursed amusement park?)
en.wikipedia.org
Galaxy of Fear - Wikipedia
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phro @phroureo.com · 05/10/2026
*hugs u and kisses u on the forehead and says "everything will be ok"*
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phro @phroureo.com · 04/10/2026
You've also made yourself promotion proof.
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phro @phroureo.com · 04/10/2026
Reading books that make me feel emotions until after midnight. God why do they have to make the books cause Emotions and why do I keep reading them?
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phro @phroureo.com · 04/10/2026
Stop bragging about your superpowers.
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phro @phroureo.com · 03/10/2026
Nezha my sweet baby boy 🥺
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phro @phroureo.com · 03/10/2026
I'm just amused that this bot in particular seems to be targeting the homos here. Like, bestie.....
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phro @phroureo.com · 03/10/2026
As an open faced sandwich it's probably excellent, but marketing it as pizza is heinous.
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phro @phroureo.com · 02/10/2026
Any time bad pizza comes up I'm like "i've seen worse"
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phro @phroureo.com · 02/10/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altoona...
en.wikipedia.org
Altoona-style pizza - Wikipedia
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phro @phroureo.com · 02/10/2026
I don't trust anyone that's unhappy when a meeting is cancelled.
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phro @phroureo.com · 02/10/2026
Where do you find these horrifying screenshots for every post
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phro @phroureo.com · 01/10/2026
Racist band hmmmmm
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phro @phroureo.com · 01/10/2026
(assuming that Winnie is on the right in the second pic)
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phro @phroureo.com · 01/10/2026
Can I vote for Winnie
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phro @phroureo.com · 01/10/2026
hi
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phro @phroureo.com · 01/10/2026
Happy clocktober to all my chronologists (is that the name for a guy that repairs clocks?)
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phro @phroureo.com · 01/10/2026
baby
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phro @phroureo.com · 30/09/2026
You have a great smile :)
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phro @phroureo.com · 30/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Modern Family: Phil Dunphy's Pick-Up Line
ALT: Modern Family: Phil Dunphy's Pick-Up Line
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phro @phroureo.com · 30/09/2026
More whiskey
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