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phro @phroureo.com · 05/10/2026

The checkout lady at Costco was monumentally rude to me when she scanned all my precooked meals but it didn't stop me from meal prepping 38 meals for $250.

It me, ya boi Danny with 38 portioned out meals. Each has an entree and side, mostly veggies (but some have carbs)

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phro @phroureo.com · 29/09/2026

Was in Seattle a few months ago and saw a lady walking a goat in Pike Place Market

Lady walking a goat on a leash at pike place

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phro @phroureo.com · 21/09/2026

PERFECT BIRD TIME My beautiful himbo king

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phro @phroureo.com · 20/09/2026

ONLY SOPRANOS ALLOWED

Sign that say "STOP DO NOT ENTER" and then in Spanish "ALTO NO ENTRAR"

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phro @phroureo.com · 18/09/2026

#fuckbestbuy I went and got a (non collector's) copy at Target instead and told them to delete my account

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phro @phroureo.com · 31/08/2026

This smug bastard.....

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phro @phroureo.com · 26/08/2026

Anthropomorphic fish gotta be one of my favorite character designs

Shork from the underappreciated game Dimensionals

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phro @phroureo.com · 21/08/2026

Farmers market haul today

Jalapeno cheddar sourdough
Meat Sticks in 3 flavors
Spicy bbq sauce
Sweet chili hot sauce
N/A sparkling apple cider
Fresh blueberries (4 lb)

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phro @phroureo.com · 18/08/2026

Bought a new car today (as a second car because I'm a dumbass not a replacement). '24 Kia EV6. 18k miles. Electric car so that I can avoid gas prices.

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phro @phroureo.com · 17/08/2026

GEE THANKS SHUTTERFLY THAT LOOKS PERFECT

A marketing email: "we found the perfect canvas print design for your photo" and it's an image of me with my parents. They're both perfectly in frame from feet to head, but my head is cut off right around my eyeballs.

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phro @phroureo.com · 16/08/2026

My dog knows that if his water bowl is empty he can get it filled by shoving it around the floor.

Ridiculously cute white dog with gray face

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phro @phroureo.com · 13/08/2026

(I'll play the other one while we duet)

same grand piano with a console piano in the background)

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phro @phroureo.com · 13/08/2026

come over you can play my grand piano

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phro @phroureo.com · 12/08/2026

Blocking all the light in my life brb

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phro @phroureo.com · 12/08/2026

I call this the "When will my husband return from the war?" Collection

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phro @phroureo.com · 10/08/2026

Get your ass over here and we can do both

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phro @phroureo.com · 05/08/2026

This list has such Annabel Porter parks and rec "this is what's in" vibes in the best way

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phro @phroureo.com · 28/07/2026

Had @vermillionfangs.bsky.social do a quick doodle of my new pf2e character. *Slaps rat on ass* you can fit so much despair in this bad boy

A really sad rat sitting next to a fire (and also there are flames around him)

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phro @phroureo.com · 25/06/2026

U got any games on ur phone?

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phro @phroureo.com · 25/06/2026

Sorry did you say something? I was too distracted by this

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phro @phroureo.com · 19/06/2026

Literally took this tonight

Tucker the labradoodle looking like poorly assembled Ikea furniture

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phro @phroureo.com · 15/06/2026

Like a comic book or some shit idk

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phro @phroureo.com · 08/06/2026

Without downloading new pics what is it like to date (and/or be married to) you?

T-shirt with sonic in a triumphant pose. It says "I'm not a player
I'm a gamer
Players get chicks
I get bullied at school"

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phro @phroureo.com · 06/05/2026

Did anyone lose their nursery rhyme on craigslist

A photo of a black sheep offering 3 bags of sheep wool

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phro @phroureo.com · 26/04/2026

UPDATE: Found a stand-up bass on craigslist for a steal. Bought it and brought it home today. Owner kept thanking me for buying it and I was like my brother in Christ I'm the one fleecing you on this deal. (I also got a steel guitar since that post)

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phro @phroureo.com · 17/04/2026

We had that once. He was trying so hard to watch me with both eyes but couldn't and so it looked like he was winking at me.

Benny the mini sheepadoodle looking like an absolute gremlin

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phro @phroureo.com · 14/04/2026

Me: "no more spending money this month" Tucker: "I cast poopsplosion" (we are now at the urgent care vet because I can't clean another poopsplosion or I'm gonna lose my mind)

Tucker, cream labradoodle, extremely handsome, part time poopsplosion machine.

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phro @phroureo.com · 05/04/2026

One of my artist friends doodled my Tucker dog for me for bday 🥹

Doodle of tucker, a cream labradoodle who is part pretzel based on his sleeping pose.

Photo of tucker in literally the exact same pose as the art except he is staring at the camera.

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phro @phroureo.com · 27/03/2026

Someone is at the vet again :(

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phro @phroureo.com · 21/03/2026

Awww my Tucker dog is also 7 this year!

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phro @phroureo.com · 20/02/2026

Finally made the sticker for the side of my new PC.

Sick ass monkey king/Sun Wu Kong vinyl sticker on the glass panel of my PC. I'm basically a Cricut sticker genius cuz this is sick as hell.

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phro @phroureo.com · 17/02/2026

I wonder if artists ever regret my commissions

A screenshot of an email where I'm asking my commissioned artist to make sure my character has plenty of body hair because my group is obsessed with his body hair for some reason.

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phro @phroureo.com · 17/02/2026

If you go fast enough it's only 6.5 minutes longer!

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phro @phroureo.com · 12/02/2026

Yesterday, Tucker randomly decided to empty the toy basket and lay in it. Then Rocco copied him and laid in it. Now, Tucker has been kicked out and Rocco has claimed the spot. To be clear: no dog had ever laid in this basket in the however many years we've had it until last night.

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phro @phroureo.com · 01/02/2026

Sometimes I turn around and this one is just sitting like this staring at me silently trying to communicate his needs telepathically (I turned around and saw him and grabbed my phone to take a picture and the other two were like "are we playing!?!"

Tucker the white/slightly cream labradoodle sitting on a rug just staring at me. He is very handsome.

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