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phonymahoney

@phonymahoney.bsky.social
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Unapologetic Bruins fan and Somerville Highlander. Strongly opposed to “Camberville”.

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Chef's kiss, salute, tears, all of it
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phonymahoney @phonymahoney.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
My sister used to live right there. It always smelled so good.
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Boston Bruins (twitter mirror) @bruinsnhlbot.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Suited up 👔
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
A+ headline. defector.com/president-ex...
President, Extremely Normal Brain-Wise: Pope Weak on Crime, Also I’m Dr. Jesus Christ
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NewsNation @newsnation.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Pope Leo XIV welcomed the Harlem Globetrotters to St. Peter’s Square on Wednesday, where Leo was seen attempting one of the team’s classic tricks — spinning their iconic red, white and blue basketball on his finger.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
They’re telling me a great empire will be destroyed if I attack Persia. Even the oracles who don’t like me very much, very nasty, they all said to me, “Sir, it’s one of the great empires, and it’ll be destroyed. And all because you attacked Persia.” That’s what they’re telling me.
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phonymahoney @phonymahoney.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Soft ass call against Lohrei. #MontrealTypical #NHLBruins
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phonymahoney @phonymahoney.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
✅ tar ✅ feathers ✅ iced coffee 🫡 Masshole reporting for duty. #MassachusettsinventedAmerica #Masshole
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Jeremy Swayman "love you"
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Barry Petchesky @barryp.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Why do the biathletes not simply shoot the other guys if they ski past
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welcome to the glennaissance @maillardreaction.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
my fave part of the event: misha's coach whispering in his ear that he just made the olympic podium and his full 10 seconds of buffering #MilanoCortina2026
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! (I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
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Some kind of invasive ape 🏳️‍⚧️ @wargonopsid.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Test paint on my Arctops sculpt! It’s probly getting a little more work on it but one session in and the vibes are there :) #paleoart #gorgonopsid #permian
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phonymahoney @phonymahoney.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
It’s a 4-4 game heading into OT with a division rival for a team that just won the Cup twice in a row and the lower bowl is half empty. Laughable. 🤡
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Ian Kennedy @iankennedyck.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Five PWHL free agents to watch at the Olympic Games who could sign this season or ahead of the 2026 Draft: thehockeynews.com/womens/pwhl/...
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Five PWHL Free Agents To Watch At The 2026 Olympics
The 2026 Olympics will have a heavy PWHL presence, but it will also be a key opportunity for PWHL teams to scout players for the 2026 PWHL Draft, or players they could add as free agents sooner.
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phonymahoney @phonymahoney.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Imagine being the 911 operator who has to answer this call? 🥴
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Meg Gardiner @meggardiner.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Crime headline of the day.
Mugshot of a woman with the caption: A Florida woman has been accused of driving a motorized shopping cart through a Target while drinking wine from the bottle and eating sushi and cinnamon rolls.
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Boston Bruins (twitter mirror) @bruinsnhlbot.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Throwing it wayyyyy back.
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phonymahoney @phonymahoney.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Obsessed
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Drey @kristalllkula.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
LMFAO
FORMER NHL PLAYER DAVID BOOTH INJURED AFTER REFUSING TO WARM UP DUE TO PRIDE JERSEYS

Thought this drama might amuse some people. So basically Fife Flyers of the Brittish league were supposed to wear pride jerseys for their game tonight. At the last minute they announced they were only wearing these for the warm ups due to objections from certain players, angering the local lgbt charity that had been invited and causing them walk out. 41 year old former NHL player David Booth refused to join the warm up due to the pride jerseys. David Booth then suffered a serious looking non contact injury within 5 minutes of the game that may end his career.
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phonymahoney @phonymahoney.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
So good. www.reddit.com/r/hockey/com...
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From the hockey community on Reddit: Deserve To Win O'Meter replaced their usual speedometer graphic with Berube's scar for Leaf's games
Explore this post and more from the hockey community
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Boston Bruins (twitter mirror) @bruinsnhlbot.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
“That was pretty cool. Obviously, I wasn't expecting that. I didn’t know about it until today. It came in, and he kept saying, ‘Wait until you see my Stadium Series mask.' It was a nice touch for [the staff] being on the mask.” 📰: bit.ly/4kdSNKn
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
This Epstein drop is HUGE and utterly disgusting. I don’t see how this man is allowed to remain in office. Where are the evangelical leaders, the soccer moms, the folks stocking up on eggs, the farmers, the small business owners. Decide. Who are you?
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
In another unsettling development, the portrait who watches things from across the room is now rolling their eyes
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phonymahoney @phonymahoney.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I want to like these uniforms, but the weird yellow instead of Bruins gold is a hard sell.
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phonymahoney @phonymahoney.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
The Eagle! So good. CHI was unstoppable in NHL ‘94 - Roenick, Murphy, Larmer, Chelios, Smith. 🤌🏼
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Kampf mit Kette @kampfmitkette.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
okay hear me out
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phonymahoney @phonymahoney.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
This papal enthusiast is pulling for the Pats.
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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SlimCliffy @slimcliffy.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Started work on the @dobberhockey.bsky.social midseason guide, and I knew the Bruins depth guys were having good seasons, but this is pretty strong stuff from Fraser Minten (via @hockeyviz.com - blue boxes to the top-right means he's helping drive play at both ends)
a graphic that shows Boston forward Fraser Minten is helping drive good expected goals-for and expected goals-against differentials this season
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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Defector @defector.com · 24/10/2025
The NHL has a uniform problem: defector.com/the-nhl-has-...
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The NHL Has A Uniform Problem | Defector
To get this out of the way: I find it still a little cruel when the Carolina Hurricanes and Colorado Avalanche celebrate their respective descents from the Hartford Whalers and Quebec Nordiques. Yes,…
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phonymahoney @phonymahoney.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
DAVID PASTRNAK WAS FRAMED
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phonymahoney @phonymahoney.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
It’s not gonna be pretty, but it’s gonna be fun… and who has more fun than us? Lets go. 🖤💛🐻 #NHLBruins
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phonymahoney @phonymahoney.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
wtf
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phonymahoney @phonymahoney.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
chng.it/F2HwLjNPDg
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Sign the Petition
Justice for Sage the Cat: Hold Animal Abusers Fully Accountable in Massachusetts
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
This was the order of events: 1. Paramount acceded to Trump’s extortion by paying a bribe. 2. Stephen Colbert calls his employer out for doing that. 3. Paramount fires Stephen Colbert for being honest about Trump. 4. Proving Trump’s bribe worked.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
This is incredible
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phonymahoney @phonymahoney.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
🇵🇱💪🏼
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Anna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
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phonymahoney @phonymahoney.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
The Bruins’ conditional first rounder lives! For now, at least.
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phonymahoney @phonymahoney.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Calvin and I dabbled with gouache for the first time. #CalvinJalapeño #gouache #cherryblossoms
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Ty Anderson @ty-anderson.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
"The same thing that’s plagued us all year plagued us again tonight. It seems like we’re too stubborn to figure it out." 985thesportshub.com/2025/04/10/b...
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Bruins get back to losing ways with crumbling vs. Blackhawks
RECAP: The Bruins had an absolutely crumbling in the third period of Thursday's head-to-head with the Blackhawks.
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Leta McCollough Seletzky @letaseletzky.com · 24/03/2025
Txt STOP to opt out of updates on war plans
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Ellen Peal @ellenpeal.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
That last bit is giving Moira Rose energy
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a woman holding a plate of food with the words you just fold it in
ALT: a woman holding a plate of food with the words you just fold it in
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phonymahoney @phonymahoney.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
NO! LET THEM GO! GOALIE FIGHTS FOR ALL!
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phonymahoney @phonymahoney.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Huh. Elias Lindholm is on this team. Who knew.
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