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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Swung by the local ag college extension to get a closer look at their garden and got an impromptu tour of the sections + walked away with a handful of pepper varieties

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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

something fun about reading philosophy & theory is hearing the arguments and cases laid out by history's Big Thinkers and reacting "yeah duh"

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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

wasn't prepared to hear an endocrinologist doc say "God blessed women with [regular] cycles" for many reasons, first among which is that I'm pretty sure the canon theology is that it was a curse

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Ms. Communication @disgrayce.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Men suck. Dudes rock.

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/07/2026

woke: national hot dog day bespoke:

the liturgical hot dog calendar

four seasons are broken down into ordinary time (plain hot dog) advent (chili dog) lent (corndog) and easter (chicago style dog, or, refional style)

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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

An older woman at the grocery store wished me a happy Father's Day; I do not have children, so presumably she just saw me and was like "This dude fucks"

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nora 🏁 @midnitecruiser.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Pride is a great time to examine your bi asses

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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

every year, the law firm that handled my mom's probate stuff after her death sends her a birthday card months away from when her birthday would be

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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

I can and do put up with plenty of bullshit at work, but I gotta draw the line at "3 people in a single email chain using Copilot to misrepresent data I collected and analyzed"

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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

one day I'm just gonna put earthworms in my gutters to deal with all the collected detritus, seems way better than cleaning them out myself

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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Boy the vibe of clientele in an Irish bar in NYC is very different from the vibe of an Irish bar in Atlanta (it's worse)

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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

it's my son's birthday and he had to put up with me giving him a haircut (but got peanut butter for his sacrifice)

A close-up of small dog with white fur and grey ears wearing a sweater and a bow tie. He is looking into the camera with big, dark brown eyes and has one front paw forward of the other, leaning slightly.

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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

need a tree nerd (complimentary) to tell me what's going on here

A misshapen, oblong piece of wood that does not seem to align with natural growth patterns

The same piece of wood from another angle

The same piece of wood from a third angle

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David Dylan Thomas @daviddylanthomas.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.

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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

environmental storytelling via picking up roadside trash

A hand-sized silver cardboard package which reads "Male serial stimulant; Herb Viagra; The Men Power; the best salable product of the world; MMC; Makes it big, thick, long-lasting, increasing sperms, 1 capsule lasts 2-3 days"

An open package of Plan B One-Step emergency contraceptive

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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

friday vibing

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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

THREAD H2A guest worker visas are finally a big enough program that farmers are ready to switch to that instead of undoc'd workers. That's why they're rounding up undoc'd people. Farms don't really need them anymore, & they're "too hard to control." That hasn't changed!

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Laura Eek!! Hall @lauraehall.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Remember to stock up on lemons today for your New Year Lemon Pig-making needs! 🍋

Image depicts the following, which is the text transcription. It's very cute! "Lemon Piglet (11) For good luck in the New Year, a lemon piglet is a must! Insert four toothpicks into a lemon for legs. Slit pointed end for mouth to hold shiny penny, and two cuts for the ears. Eyes are cloves. Crush and curl foil for silly tail."

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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

they should invent a smoke alarm that alerts you to low batteries outside of the hours of 12-4am

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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

just in case anyone was wondering, a 2 gallon bucket will comfortably fit 82 boiled eggs plus marinade

A bucket containing eggs, Cilantro, and Serrano peppers in a sky sauce marinade

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competentposter @competentposter.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

wizard frog is insane

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HolBolDoArt🏳️‍🌈 @holboldoart.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

The Crow's Judgement

A tall humanoid figure with a crow's head stands on a rocky outcrop. Its black feathers become black flowing robes. It has large iridescent wings stretched out to trigger side. In its left hand is a shining sword held almost over its head. From its right hand it holds a set of balancing metal scales, with two baskets. In the left and lower is a single feather. In the right and higher is a heart.
Around the crow figure are three human-like figures dressed in long bright red robes. They have pale faces with glowing eyes and sharp teeth, and two long horns on each head. Each has a pair of brightly coloured wings of red, orange, and green. The figure on the left is attempting to upset the balance of the scales. The middle figure claws at the basket with the heart inside. The rightmost figure loosely holds gold coins in a hand raised towards the crow figure.

Behind this scene is a landscape of many fields, paths, and woods stretching out into the distance. In the sky are distant storm clouds lit by an evening sun. Above these clouds and the wings of the crow are many bright stars.

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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

made the apple mascot real fuckin sexy, just like you asked, boss

A box of apples. The box is branded with the words "blue eyed fox apples" and an image of an anthropomorphized female fox wearing a red riding hood and carrying a basket.

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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

blue-tailed skinks are my Bigfoot (I cannot get a clear photo of them)

The blue tail and hind leg of a blue-tailed skink disappearing behind a clay planter on a mossy wooden porch.

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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

they should invent a coffee that makes you focus

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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

found a freshly-emerged luna moth and watched it power up over ~4 hours; it took off at dusk

A luna moth freshly emerged from its cocoon, crawling on the ground. Its wings are not yet unfurled.

The same luna moth, now hanging roughly 3 inches over the ground on an arched stick. Its pale green wings have begun to unfurl, but are still mostly pinned near its body. Its red legs and golden antennae are prominent.

The same luna moth, its wings now fully unfurled. A black line runs across the uppermost section, and there are four "eye marks" near the middle. Its lower wings trail at the bottom.

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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

Whether you're looking for something sweet, sour, or a little bit spicy 😉, you can find it all on Dilly Dalliance, the only pickle-based dating app

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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

why yes I do love the movie Independence Day

A screenshot from the video game "Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth." A man named Kasuga with a chinstrap beard and blown out permed hair, wearing a Hawaiian shirt and holding a rocket launcher, says "I'll blast ya straight back into the wormhole you rode in on, UFO!"

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BAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

I AM A FANTASY ARTIST AND HERE IS MY FANTASY ART

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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

it's easy to forget if you grew up with them but lightnin bugs (fireflies) are fuckin magical

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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

for months now, there's been a widespread connectivity issue at work that has somehow missed affecting me. come to find out it's because the official workaround is "don't close your laptop"

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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

chanterelle and broccolini ramen because I stay true to my roots

A bowl of chanterelle mushroom and broccolini ramen, next to a stove top showing the individual ingredients in 3 separate pans / pots

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