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A dog's stomach and a possum's heart

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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

yummy

SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Edward Forty-Plant Water Hand(s)

A bottle of a clear liquid. There is a label that says "Forty-PlantWater" along with illustrations of several flowers and spices

SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

fun mail surprise today

A flyer with a multi-metal-colored man wkth crossed arms standing in front of six or seven clearly AI-generated landscapes

SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

but what if they have an infection? 😢

A package of frozen chicken sausage, with a blurb that says "No antibiotics ever"

SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

lol gross

A bottle of children's drug-free "Cough Syrup + Mucus"

SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

unacceptable

A page from the manga Dorohedoro. Caiman, a large man with the head of a caiman & wearing a gas mask, is holding a staff. The staff is shooting out a giant gyoza. There is a text bubble that says "The gyoza devil has come!"

SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

nor will it anytime soon

A sticker photo of a the front half of a large white dog, seen from the front. He is laying down with his paws forward and head resting against the ground. He is very floofy.

SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Originally a photo of someone's tattoo, a snake in a circle eating its tail (an ouroboros) and inside the circle snake is Sisyphus pushing his boulder. The text "Amor Fati" is below. The ouroboros snake has been overlaid with a hotdog eating itself (also in a circle).

SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

it's my son's birthday and he had to put up with me giving him a haircut (but got peanut butter for his sacrifice)

A close-up of small dog with white fur and grey ears wearing a sweater and a bow tie. He is looking into the camera with big, dark brown eyes and has one front paw forward of the other, leaning slightly.

SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Bless the Maker

A clothing tag that says "Made in China"

SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

update

The piece of wood from the first post cut in half, the cut ends facing the camera. There is a ring of darker wood surrounding a yellowish center. One of the pieces has small pockets exposed.

A small bug that was in an interior pocket of the wood. It resembles an ant.

SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

need a tree nerd (complimentary) to tell me what's going on here

A misshapen, oblong piece of wood that does not seem to align with natural growth patterns

The same piece of wood from another angle

The same piece of wood from a third angle

SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

the previews lined up really well

SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

environmental storytelling via picking up roadside trash

A hand-sized silver cardboard package which reads "Male serial stimulant; Herb Viagra; The Men Power; the best salable product of the world; MMC; Makes it big, thick, long-lasting, increasing sperms, 1 capsule lasts 2-3 days"

An open package of Plan B One-Step emergency contraceptive

SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Ours is fully rotting, unlike any of its majestic forebears

SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

so lemon pig 2026 is rotting

A lemon pig that is heavily browned and goopy

SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Lemon Pig lineage, 2024 - 2026

A lemon pig; a fresh lemon with ears cut from the peel, 2 cloves for eyes, a curled tin foil tail, 4 toothpicks as legs, holding a penny in a cut "mouth"

Three lemon pigs; the fresh one from the first picture and 2 dessicated ones from previous years

SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

none of those are veggies

SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

A zoomed in photo of an anole's face with very judgemental eyes. Anoles are a type of small lizard

SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

just in case anyone was wondering, a 2 gallon bucket will comfortably fit 82 boiled eggs plus marinade

A bucket containing eggs, Cilantro, and Serrano peppers in a sky sauce marinade

SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

made the apple mascot real fuckin sexy, just like you asked, boss

A box of apples. The box is branded with the words "blue eyed fox apples" and an image of an anthropomorphized female fox wearing a red riding hood and carrying a basket.

SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

blue-tailed skinks are my Bigfoot (I cannot get a clear photo of them)

The blue tail and hind leg of a blue-tailed skink disappearing behind a clay planter on a mossy wooden porch.

SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

found a freshly-emerged luna moth and watched it power up over ~4 hours; it took off at dusk

A luna moth freshly emerged from its cocoon, crawling on the ground. Its wings are not yet unfurled.

The same luna moth, now hanging roughly 3 inches over the ground on an arched stick. Its pale green wings have begun to unfurl, but are still mostly pinned near its body. Its red legs and golden antennae are prominent.

The same luna moth, its wings now fully unfurled. A black line runs across the uppermost section, and there are four "eye marks" near the middle. Its lower wings trail at the bottom.

SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

why yes I do love the movie Independence Day

A screenshot from the video game "Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth." A man named Kasuga with a chinstrap beard and blown out permed hair, wearing a Hawaiian shirt and holding a rocket launcher, says "I'll blast ya straight back into the wormhole you rode in on, UFO!"

SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

cool beetle

A small beetle with an exoskeleton in metallic shades of blue and teal, standing on a dried leaf

SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

love these little guys

A firefly held in a hand, wings extended and about to fly off. Beautiful and ephemeral light in the darkness.

SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

thank you, honored defender

A praying mantis, about 1 inch long, standing vertically on a cactus

SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

I bet this stretch feels so good

A squirrel sitting on the wooden handrail of a deck outside. Its arm is hooked under an outstretched leg, its head nearly to the ankle.

SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

chanterelle and broccolini ramen because I stay true to my roots

A bowl of chanterelle mushroom and broccolini ramen, next to a stove top showing the individual ingredients in 3 separate pans / pots

SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

the Yard has blessed us once again, pushing me ever closer to sincerely believing it enshrines a nature spirit

A morel mushroom pushing through leaf litter. The dark-grey to yellowed-white cap has a honeycomb appearance atop a smooth, pale stem.

From above: Two morel mushrooms pushing through leaf litter. The dark-grey to yellowed-white caps have a honeycomb appearance atop smooth, pale stems.

SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

we finally caught the criminal scum, whose crimes are monumental and multitudinous

a cat lying on her back, belly exposed, front paws tucked to her chest and back legs spread. she is staring at the camera with yellow eyes, narrow slitted pupils, and criminal intent. in the foreground there are bars from the crate she is in (because she's outside and cannot be trusted)

SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

what are their qualifications?

A sign against a brick wall. There are 2 dogs (labradoodles? maybe?), one on either side of text reading "This jobsite is puppy approved. Poison-free rodent control management study."

SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

They finally fell off, time to Spread! Those! Spores!

SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

oh shit oh fuck I used too much mana

A ceramic jar of kimchi that has overflowed. There is red juice all over the jar and around it.

SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

we gotta rein in these dairy alternatives

A small juice box labeled "whiskas cat milk."

SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

I cast "Summon Microbes" and end my turn

A blue ceramic jar containing freshly-prepared kimchi, along with two pickle containers holding the excess kimchi. There's some rums and tequilas in the background, but they aren't important to the current story.

SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

they call me the Compost Kid

A compost pile, roughly 2 feet tall. It is dark, wet soil differentiated from the cover of leaf litter. You can't see them in the photo but there were a lot of worms. I wanted to name them all but there were too many to keep track of. They stayed in the soil or got moved to a nice little garden.

SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

kinda not loving how lemon pig 2025 (right) is already looking compared to its older sibling

SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Meant to share this with you yesterday, but Nam Dae Mun had a Julia birthday special.

A roughly quart-sized plastic container full of pomegranate seeds, with a price tag displaying 99 cents.

SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

know your worth

A wheeled cart with two signs. One says "Swifties 4 Trump," the other says "Unvaxxed sperm $10000 per load."

SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

🎵lemon pig, o' lemon pig,🎵 🎵o' citrus swine of joy🎵

Two lemon pigs sitting next to each other. A lemon pig is a lemon made to look like a pig, with toothpick legs and cloves for eyes, holding a penny in a cut at the end made to look like a snout. One lemon pig is considerably drier (because it is a year old).

SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

found some Amarilla sp. & possibly Entoloma sp. ("shrimp of the woods")

An orange-brown mushroom with shaggy white fuzz along the stem and a bulbous base that narrows slightly moving towards the cap

About 5 mushrooms that look like Styrofoam packing peanuts

SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Ezekiel 38:9-10 tells us that this is wicked in the sight of the Lord

A plastic container of cumin, the seasoning. The label says "Cumin Ground."

SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

happy end of November to those who celebrate

SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 08/11/2024

we are frogblessed, a portentious omen

A grey tree frog (Hyla chrysoscelis) sitting on black plastic, looking forward

SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 04/11/2024

yeah ok

SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 27/10/2024

sometimes you come out of a hyperfocus not real sure what kicked it off

An edited image of a mosquito head/face overlaid onto Jesus on the cross, with text in a script similar to illuminated manuscripts: "Forgive them, for they know not what they do."

SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 25/10/2024

there were deer outside the office this morning

Two white-taiked deer doe standing amidst trees of varying sizes, a carpet of leaves underneath

SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 24/10/2024

incredible drip

Atteva aurea, the ailanthus webworm moth. Small moth with tawny orange wings, which have honeycomb-esque circles of black and white.

SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 11/10/2024

So close, but out of reach 🥲

Two volleyball-sized clumps of Lion's Mane fungus (Hericium erinaceus) growing from a damaged tree trunk about 20 feet off the ground.