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@phonebook.bsky.social
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A dog's stomach and a possum's heart

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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 6h
yummy
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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
thank you for your service
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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Swung by the local ag college extension to get a closer look at their garden and got an impromptu tour of the sections + walked away with a handful of pepper varieties
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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I haven't opened it yet so I can bring it to an event for more folks to try 🥂 The shop had a lot of other flavors, too! I almost got "dill" before I saw this one
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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Edward Forty-Plant Water Hand(s)
A bottle of a clear liquid. There is a label that says "Forty-PlantWater" along with illustrations of several flowers and spices
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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this is my Mandela effect
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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
something fun about reading philosophy & theory is hearing the arguments and cases laid out by history's Big Thinkers and reacting "yeah duh"
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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
🍃IT IS WRITTEN
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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
fun mail surprise today
A flyer with a multi-metal-colored man wkth crossed arms standing in front of six or seven clearly AI-generated landscapesAn itinerary and headshot photo as unhinged as the cover
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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
she's beautiful 😍
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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
yeah, dude
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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
but what if they have an infection? 😢
A package of frozen chicken sausage, with a blurb that says "No antibiotics ever"
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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
lol gross
A bottle of children's drug-free "Cough Syrup + Mucus"
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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
wasn't prepared to hear an endocrinologist doc say "God blessed women with [regular] cycles" for many reasons, first among which is that I'm pretty sure the canon theology is that it was a curse
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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
this is such an immaculate edit that I had to double check it wasn't real, despite never in my life saying "Cat5e"
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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
stop posting such yummy data
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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
unacceptable
A page from the manga Dorohedoro. Caiman, a large man with the head of a caiman & wearing a gas mask, is holding a staff. The staff is shooting out a giant gyoza. There is a text bubble that says "The gyoza devil has come!"
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Ms. Communication @disgrayce.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Men suck. Dudes rock.
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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
nor will it anytime soon
A sticker photo of a the front half of a large white dog, seen from the front. He is laying down with his paws forward and head resting against the ground. He is very floofy.
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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
chickpeas: the boba pearls of salads
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
bro don't let them aura mog you
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/07/2026
woke: national hot dog day bespoke:
the liturgical hot dog calendar

four seasons are broken down into ordinary time (plain hot dog) advent (chili dog) lent (corndog) and easter (chicago style dog, or, refional style)
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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
it's wearing 2 dinosaur heads, trophies of its battles
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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
He should be encouraged to die, in fact
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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
one must imagine andrzej sapkowski is a monster "lover"
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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
That's gorgeous!
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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
that sounds so good, perhaps it is a regenerate form of cooking
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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
An older woman at the grocery store wished me a happy Father's Day; I do not have children, so presumably she just saw me and was like "This dude fucks"
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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
😍
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nora 🏁 @midnitecruiser.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Originally a photo of someone's tattoo, a snake in a circle eating its tail (an ouroboros) and inside the circle snake is Sisyphus pushing his boulder. The text "Amor Fati" is below. The ouroboros snake has been overlaid with a hotdog eating itself (also in a circle).
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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Pride is a great time to examine your bi asses
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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I heard they gave these to Mr. Ed back in the day to keep him perky on set
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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
there's not much return on investing in the skill until you unlock the "Fish Fear Me" perk, which does provide limited synergy with the dating gameplay
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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
every year, the law firm that handled my mom's probate stuff after her death sends her a birthday card months away from when her birthday would be
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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
hell yeah, dude
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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I can and do put up with plenty of bullshit at work, but I gotta draw the line at "3 people in a single email chain using Copilot to misrepresent data I collected and analyzed"
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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
one day I'm just gonna put earthworms in my gutters to deal with all the collected detritus, seems way better than cleaning them out myself
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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
that's a good lookin blackberry
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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Boy the vibe of clientele in an Irish bar in NYC is very different from the vibe of an Irish bar in Atlanta (it's worse)
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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
it's my son's birthday and he had to put up with me giving him a haircut (but got peanut butter for his sacrifice)
A close-up of small dog with white fur and grey ears wearing a sweater and a bow tie. He is looking into the camera with big, dark brown eyes and has one front paw forward of the other, leaning slightly.
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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
bottom energy
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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
youtu.be/4wZ5V_FG8XY?...
youtu.be
Poppa Tac - You Got This [One Day at a Time]
YouTube video by Full Tac
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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Luigi 'em
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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
white boys club |:
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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Bless the Maker
A clothing tag that says "Made in China"
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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
update
The piece of wood from the first post cut in half, the cut ends facing the camera. There is a ring of darker wood surrounding a yellowish center. One of the pieces has small pockets exposed.A small bug that was in an interior pocket of the wood. It resembles an ant.
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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
need a tree nerd (complimentary) to tell me what's going on here
A misshapen, oblong piece of wood that does not seem to align with natural growth patternsThe same piece of wood from another angleThe same piece of wood from a third angle
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SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Hell yeah
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