SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Swung by the local ag college extension to get a closer look at their garden and got an impromptu tour of the sections + walked away with a handful of pepper varieties 1100
SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I haven't opened it yet so I can bring it to an event for more folks to try 🥂 The shop had a lot of other flavors, too! I almost got "dill" before I saw this one 050
SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Edward Forty-Plant Water Hand(s) 1120
SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 18/09/2026something fun about reading philosophy & theory is hearing the arguments and cases laid out by history's Big Thinkers and reacting "yeah duh" 171
SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 09/09/2026but what if they have an infection? 😢 050
SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 28/08/2026wasn't prepared to hear an endocrinologist doc say "God blessed women with [regular] cycles" for many reasons, first among which is that I'm pretty sure the canon theology is that it was a curse 1100
SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 28/08/2026this is such an immaculate edit that I had to double check it wasn't real, despite never in my life saying "Cat5e" 030
Reposted by SCARY-no, occult connoisseurMs. Communication @disgrayce.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Men suck. Dudes rock. 081
SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 17/08/2026chickpeas: the boba pearls of salads 090
Reposted by SCARY-no, occult connoisseurlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/07/2026woke: national hot dog day bespoke: 492586652
SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 09/07/2026it's wearing 2 dinosaur heads, trophies of its battles 050
SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 08/07/2026He should be encouraged to die, in fact 020
SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 26/06/2026one must imagine andrzej sapkowski is a monster "lover" 050
SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 25/06/2026that sounds so good, perhaps it is a regenerate form of cooking 130
SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 21/06/2026An older woman at the grocery store wished me a happy Father's Day; I do not have children, so presumably she just saw me and was like "This dude fucks" 090
SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Pride is a great time to examine your bi asses 0111
SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I heard they gave these to Mr. Ed back in the day to keep him perky on set 120
SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 10/05/2026there's not much return on investing in the skill until you unlock the "Fish Fear Me" perk, which does provide limited synergy with the dating gameplay 070
SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 09/05/2026every year, the law firm that handled my mom's probate stuff after her death sends her a birthday card months away from when her birthday would be 0100
SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 07/05/2026I can and do put up with plenty of bullshit at work, but I gotta draw the line at "3 people in a single email chain using Copilot to misrepresent data I collected and analyzed" 0130
SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 30/04/2026one day I'm just gonna put earthworms in my gutters to deal with all the collected detritus, seems way better than cleaning them out myself 0201
SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Boy the vibe of clientele in an Irish bar in NYC is very different from the vibe of an Irish bar in Atlanta (it's worse) 060
SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 02/04/2026it's my son's birthday and he had to put up with me giving him a haircut (but got peanut butter for his sacrifice) 2140
SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 12/03/2026youtu.be/4wZ5V_FG8XY?...youtu.bePoppa Tac - You Got This [One Day at a Time]YouTube video by Full Tac 110
SCARY-no, occult connoisseur @phonebook.bsky.social · 25/02/2026need a tree nerd (complimentary) to tell me what's going on here 340