Sign in

Phoenix #BringBackValko #NoValkoNoMoney

@phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social
2.1K followers 1.1K following 11K posts

(she/her) English, Bisexual, have a french bulldog.

PostsRepliesMedia
Phoenix #BringBackValko #NoValkoNoMoney @phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social · 4h
tales from the dating apps #3 the 21 year old I gave my number to is clearly a bottom. These kids really be out here looking to get their asses tied up and beaten by a milf/stepmom fantasy... *sigh*
190
Phoenix #BringBackValko #NoValkoNoMoney @phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social · 7h
I *JUST* missed out on getting a recording of Binkmy asleep going "oorrrhhhhh" aover and over. It was incredibly cute lmao
070
Phoenix #BringBackValko #NoValkoNoMoney @phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social · 8h
well this is fucking rude
150
Reposted by Phoenix #BringBackValko #NoValkoNoMoney
ian.fenrisgames @fenrisgames.com · 9h
meet me at the
1318340
Phoenix #BringBackValko #NoValkoNoMoney @phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social · 9h
Read "I'm glad my mom died" finally this weekend. Absolute masterpiece of a book from Jeannette McCurdy. Been meaning to for 2years and just couldnt put it down. 💗
050
Reposted by Phoenix #BringBackValko #NoValkoNoMoney
Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 10h
People imagine picking up and finding *something better* is an easy solution. But how is that supposed to work, when all your time and energy goes to staying alive? You have almost nothing to set aside to actually fight your way out.
019786
Reposted by Phoenix #BringBackValko #NoValkoNoMoney
Ants Schmants @zippermint.itch.io · 24/07/2026
This reminds me of a youtuber I saw once complaining that Garfield Kart would shut down his computer with a controller plugged in and it turns out the problem was that the most upvoted steam config for Garfield Kart at the time was a community config that bound every button to "Shutdown Computer"
1237321447
Phoenix #BringBackValko #NoValkoNoMoney @phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social · 12h
I love waking up to a good headfuck in the morning. Really goes well with my vibe of depressed loser
150
Phoenix #BringBackValko #NoValkoNoMoney @phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social · 12h
for at least 3 good reasons I just don't feel like getting out of bed today. Think im gonna fucking rot
070
Reposted by Phoenix #BringBackValko #NoValkoNoMoney
Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 19h
God I'm so tired of seeing rapists everywhere. I hate these fucking braindead pigs, I hate watching them gorge on power and money for no reason except that they want it, I hate knowing they're torturing women with impunity, I hate seeing their smug stupid fucking faces on the news.
41592211
Phoenix #BringBackValko #NoValkoNoMoney @phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
tales from the dating apps #2 (an ongoing series) I have never ever been described as "frustratingly fine" before and I do not know how exactly one responds to this lmfao!
anoth Hinge app screenshot of a comment im chosingbto interpret as "you are frustratingly fine"
070
Reposted by Phoenix #BringBackValko #NoValkoNoMoney
Scott Kelley Ernest 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @mxscottkernest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
04630
Phoenix #BringBackValko #NoValkoNoMoney @phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I've eaten mostly just bread products today and yeah, I shouldnt have done that.
140
Phoenix #BringBackValko #NoValkoNoMoney @phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is exactly me, you will never know if i have underwear on or not unless I make a point of showing you, lmao
0150
Phoenix #BringBackValko #NoValkoNoMoney @phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Swanboys steadfast love of Noel is honest and true and we could all learn a lot about friendship from him 🫶
0401
Phoenix #BringBackValko #NoValkoNoMoney @phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
my babbbbyyyyyy (she got pretty excited and ran around the place and threw her toys all over then stuck her head in my bags then nutted me rightbin the nose when I tried to cuddle her) 😆
2120
Phoenix #BringBackValko #NoValkoNoMoney @phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just gave my number to a 21year old... i'm very much in my "fuck around" era folks 🫠
0100
Reposted by Phoenix #BringBackValko #NoValkoNoMoney
The Guardian @theguardian.com · 29/09/2026
Trial of live facial recognition in London stations ends with a false positive and no arrests
theguardian.com
Trial of live facial recognition in London stations ends with a false positive and no arrests
Freedom of information request finds six-month trial cost £320,000, used almost 100 police hours and led to just one – incorrect – alert A six-month trial of live facial recognition (LFR) technology in London’s railway stations that cost more than £320,000 and almost 100 hours of police officers’ time ended in one false match against a watchlist of suspects and no arrests. More than half a million faces were scanned between February and July this year in some of the capital’s busiest transport hubs during the British Transport Police (BTP) trial of the surveillance technology, which aimed to help catch offenders and people breaching court orders. Continue reading...
12139106
Phoenix #BringBackValko #NoValkoNoMoney @phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
journey home to Dundee begins now. Northern line train, then lner, then scotrail then a bus or walk to see my Binky and my flat 😊
190
Reposted by Phoenix #BringBackValko #NoValkoNoMoney
รℓσαɳε ℓყรɓεƭɦ @sloanelysbeth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oh im so tired of 'difficult' being used in this manner. difficult would be taxing and redistributing wealth. constantly cutting welfare is not difficult for a british government. it's literally been the norm for 35 years.
36422
Phoenix #BringBackValko #NoValkoNoMoney @phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tomortpw I get to go hommmmeee and see my BINKYYYYY 🥰
050
Reposted by Phoenix #BringBackValko #NoValkoNoMoney
Games Done Quick @gamesdonequick.com · 28/09/2026
GDQueer hits the stage this weekend plus more on this week's GDQ Hotfix!! gdq.gg/schedule/hotfix
anarchy with a headset gesturing with arms open and eyes closed while seated on the GDQ stage with the audience behind
311824
Phoenix #BringBackValko #NoValkoNoMoney @phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
cant believe this still happens in 2026 (hinge screenshot, cropped)
a cropped comment screenshot from Hinge
2110
Phoenix #BringBackValko #NoValkoNoMoney @phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
me telling men on tinder/hinge that i do onlyfans/make audio porn is effectively stolen valor at this point cos i havent uploaded in ages... gonna get back to that 😝
2120
Reposted by Phoenix #BringBackValko #NoValkoNoMoney
Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
3141981177
Phoenix #BringBackValko #NoValkoNoMoney @phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the bar im currently in has had the most "Hey Phe do you remember the best years of music - aka when you had student money and less trauma?" (1997-1999) And i dont know how to feel about it all lmao
180
Phoenix #BringBackValko #NoValkoNoMoney @phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sporadicly logging into tinder/hinge to get ego boosts and drip feed men some Phe fud 😁
190
Reposted by Phoenix #BringBackValko #NoValkoNoMoney
Roj (Parody) @rojparody.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So does Leeds. North of England for t'win!
021
Phoenix #BringBackValko #NoValkoNoMoney @phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
fuck am reet tempted to move back to Newcastle lads....
060
Phoenix #BringBackValko #NoValkoNoMoney @phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
im not commenting but i do need to inform you all that Newcastle primark has a greggs cafe in it...
4100
Phoenix #BringBackValko #NoValkoNoMoney @phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Folks, I am in toon for the day while my friend is at work (shes also a dev, wfh, we laugh about tech nonsense and useless meetings and boys underestimating us a LOT) Anyway... what should I see or treat myself to (apart from a Greggs, already done that, obvs)
280
Phoenix #BringBackValko #NoValkoNoMoney @phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Girl visiting her lesbian friend for some "get away, bitch about ex, regroup time" Being treat like a princess, waited on hand & foot, had a crafty Sunday, ate well, given gifts, she bought in my fav breakfast... This is what it should be like 🥰🤗🥰
4201
Reposted by Phoenix #BringBackValko #NoValkoNoMoney
Weredog! @were.dog · 27/09/2026
☎️CALLING PASTRY FUCKERS☎️ 100+ Sausage rolls available online and ready to ship right now with 20% off in the sale ENDING TOMORROW!!!
924133
Reposted by Phoenix #BringBackValko #NoValkoNoMoney
Heartbreak Welkin @umabreakdown.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You can't reform this.
071
Reposted by Phoenix #BringBackValko #NoValkoNoMoney
PULSE.7z @impulsar7z.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
53147902
Reposted by Phoenix #BringBackValko #NoValkoNoMoney
ceej @ceej.online · 27/09/2026
the tech titan backlash to “woke dei hr ladies” makes a lot more sense now huh
291800335
Reposted by Phoenix #BringBackValko #NoValkoNoMoney
more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
she's so crazzzzzzzy! love her!!!

pic of lady with bag of food on her head. thought it was chips at first but on second look I'm not so sure. anyway. famous meme
739326
Reposted by Phoenix #BringBackValko #NoValkoNoMoney
Irene 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @irenesings.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
MEN ARE THE PROBLEM MEN ARE THE PROBLEM MEN ARE THE PROBLEM MEN ARE THE PROBLEM MEN ARE THE PROBLEM MEN ARE THE PROBLEM MEN ARE THE PROBLEM MEN ARE THE PROBLEM MEN ARE THE PROBLEM MEN ARE THE PROBLEM MEN ARE THE PROBLEM MEN ARE THE PROBLEM MEN ARE THE PROBLEM MEN ARE THE PROBLEM MEN ARE THE PROBLEM
412027
Reposted by Phoenix #BringBackValko #NoValkoNoMoney
553 (fives) 🔞 ☀️ @rkgk553.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
when someone says "we should all be more perverted and freaky" i do not expect to go to their profile and see vanilla ass DNIs ... do you want to hang out with the freaks or not 🥴
322977
Phoenix #BringBackValko #NoValkoNoMoney @phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
im fucking hooooomeeee Newwwcassstle 😅 (surrounded by stag n hen do's)
2170
Reposted by Phoenix #BringBackValko #NoValkoNoMoney
Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Okay here you go
The Lost Paladin

@paladinlost.bsky.social
My mom was a union organizer for 25 years. I walked picket lines of wildcat strikes with her. We used to run bake sales and trivia nights to support striking workers. You wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina. It would shrivel up what's left of your balls. I miss her terribly.
January 2, 2025 at 2:32 PM
1065080
Phoenix #BringBackValko #NoValkoNoMoney @phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
fuck, i brought a book (already a problem for motion sickness) and just realised im facing backwards on this 4hr train journey... ya bastards Lner 🥲😅
040
Phoenix #BringBackValko #NoValkoNoMoney @phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fucknix well...🤭
3131
Phoenix #BringBackValko #NoValkoNoMoney @phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
never cut it so fine to catch my train lads... had to run (as much as im loathe to) down the escalators & platform to get it as the door beeps were going... living life on the edge! (i thought it was due 8:58, nope it was 8:48 lol) am sweating now 😅
250
Reposted by Phoenix #BringBackValko #NoValkoNoMoney
saoirse @spacethey.gay · 26/09/2026
get fucked. rat gang forever
28514
Phoenix #BringBackValko #NoValkoNoMoney @phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
jesus the 20 year olds on tinder are thirsty for a 44yr old woth big boobs 🤣
4150
Phoenix #BringBackValko #NoValkoNoMoney @phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Booked a train to Newcastle upon Tyne tomorrow. Trusting the ex to take care of Binky for a few days. Gonna breathe easy and think my next move through 💗
0100
Phoenix #BringBackValko #NoValkoNoMoney @phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Girl who wanted one night out. Had fucked up arguements with ex. Is going to have to get out of where I live quick as I can now. Didnt have time to do make up. Rushed out. Got to pub for comedy act I booked a solo ticket for. Spent £5.10 on one drink. THEN FUCKING SPILT IT. 🥲
580
Reposted by Phoenix #BringBackValko #NoValkoNoMoney
Jim Trinca @jimtrinca.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Well well well, if it isn't...
1287
Phoenix #BringBackValko #NoValkoNoMoney @phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck my stupid life, I swear if I didnt have Binky I'd be on a plane somewhere right now and employing movers to vacate the flat and show everyone what fucking happens when I STOP being nice.
480