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Phoenician Thnkr

@phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social
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Ultra Runner. Beagle wrangler. Chicago Football guy. Once got into a fight at a BBQ joint with a senior citizen over some wet naps and stole his New Balances.

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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Draft sickos how sure are we about Arch? I’m admittedly a box score watcher (i spend more time running and doing 10000 other things than I do watching tape)
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy bisexual day to all
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 20/09/2026
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Faceless Alien @justa9.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Choo choo!
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Completely agreed. It’s a needless variable that cuts both ways too rigid.
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I dont ever want to hear about Bears weather ever again.
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ive been dealing with that same injury in the same area of the leg. As long as its not a full tear it’s extremely manageable. Annoying. But manageable. Then again I don’t play in the NFL
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Build the stadium. Who cares where. Put a ceiling in it. This game is fucking dog shit.
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I fucking hate it here. Shut up and dribble.
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Its cool and fun that the earth is dying and its people are suffering so stupid chuds can make shit like this. MAYBE MEST YEAT
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Big things are happening out here in the burbs yall. They even got the K9 in on it for….reasons…
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ryan Poles’ inability to draft well on full display. Idk if DA survives this season either.
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bre down. Ty for your attention in this matter
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
EXTREMELY hit or miss from what ive seen
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
2 was definitely the sense i got
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Taz famously was a Tim Curry fan
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
FICK
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My theory is Furry George Washington and his parasocial Bugs Bunny relationship
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Matthew Triponey @matthewtriponey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
imagining roadrunner just saying "meep meep" over and over in the cadence of the pledge of allegiance
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GoOoOoOoOose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
They hate to see a bitch thrive
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Clearly an homage to North Korea
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It’s a not woke school so they have multiple flags per room you see. Up to and including they flag that is allowed to be fucked
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
(Menacingly) Meep meep
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Someone finally got a translator and we now know what meep meep actually means you see
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I am pledgiance of allegiance
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Because woke
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
TRANSMANIAN DEVIL LMAOOO
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Man. Oregon’s season just took it in the neck. Not for nothing here’s some dork I found wearing ear plug at a CFB game lmao
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’m gonna stay up and try and spook him by confronting him about his bullshit for him to realize i’m well past college age so he’ll want nothing to do with me
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Remember to leave your favorite boots out for ol Saint Charlie to lick, kids
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It’s vacation time brothas vacation time yeahhhhh
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
11/9 innit?
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Cheers to our laborers who gave us a better life today gang
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Dint listen to the doubters, table. Someday someone WILL sit.
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It’s Fest szn gang
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Does the rule of 3 apply to Heads of State by chance? Asking out of curiosity of course.
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 25/08/2026
RIP to a legend
rob dubbin @robdubbin

MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g-
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail

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Guy who yells slayer @yellingslayer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
OBLIGATORY: DOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Drowning my Dolly sorrows in bullshit sugary snacks
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Broken clock ass
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Stupid fucking machine.
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
God this one hits different. Jolene you bitch.
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Whit EM @whittyrem.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is literally always in the back of my mind
A meme of two teens writing. The woman is labeled Dolly Parton and underneath it says 9 to 5. The man is looking at her work. He is labeled Karl Marx and underneath it says the communist manifesto
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu still and fuckass decides to take Dolly Parton from us instead. There is no god.
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
An underrated part of the face eating leopards game is they will in fact eat your fucking face
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 05/08/2026
I am hearing that Haley Stevens received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now she looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Any meaningful repudiation of status quo politics is a win actually but cope is fun too I guess
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
APPLE PIES COME TO ME IN MY DREAMS
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