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@phoagland.bsky.social
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Mostly posting dumb screenshots of patents and occasionally about sports. Recently started playing around with some fun data visualization: public.tableau.com/app/profile/pete…

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Patents Pete @phoagland.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why I have to hide my toilet paper from Oslo 🙃
small wood-floored bathroom covered in an absolutely massacred roll of toilet paper everywhere with a tabby cat standing by the toilet yelling “LOOK AT MY MASTERPIECE!” Also one of my bath towels has been dragged to the floor
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tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 19/09/2026
eliminate EV subsidies, ban cheap overseas EVs, ban EV component import, deport people bringing battery technology to the US, pay billions to kill clean energy projects, end fuel economy standards, and then do THIS is such an elaborate prank on the American people you almost have to respect it
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audreyii_fic @audreyii.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I wish the story of Frank De Martini, Pablo Ortiz, Peter Negron, Mak Hanna, and Carlos da Costa were better known. Normal office guys who just grabbed some tools and saved almost 80 people the firefighters never even reached. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_D...
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Frank De Martini - Wikipedia
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Patents Pete @phoagland.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Shelton…buddy
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Patents Pete @phoagland.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This is so fucking funny
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The Oregon Trail reboot that the world needs right now. Postcard from my collection, no date/info.
Black and white photo of three dark tabby kittens, one lighter, tabby, and one white kitten sitting inside of a miniature covered wagon.
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Patents Pete @phoagland.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
teen at coffee place other day: what’s your shirt about? me: Drive-By Truckers? teen: yeah what is that? me: they’re a band? you know Jason Isbell? he used to play with them other teen: yeah I’ve heard of him! me: yall should check out Decoration Day Totally worth feeling old if they tuned in!
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Patents Pete @phoagland.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
For International Cat Day, I present Oslo being cute and trying to nap while also accepting little scritches on his cheek
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Patents Pete @phoagland.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Oslo spends every day spying on my neighbors instead of helping me with housework. Must be nice!
black and gray-striped cat laying on the window sill, staring intently outside
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Patents Pete @phoagland.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
[Kool-Aid Man bursts through a brick wall followed by Jolly Green Giant to come save me] Kool-Aid Man: Oh yeah!!! [Jack and Wendy already have everyone else chained to chairs and brutally torturing them] Kool-Aid Man:…oh no…
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Patents Pete @phoagland.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Saw Jimmy Eat World in Bend last night and for the 2nd time in a row, a band from my childhood played my favorite song of theirs as the last encore song (the other: Rilo Kiley, Pictures of Success).
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Joel D. Anderson @joelanderson.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
last word on this for awhile, hopefully. i found this instructive. newlinesmag.com/spotlight/ar...
newlinesmag.com
Argentina’s Racism Problem
A song against Black French soccer players is a symptom of deep-rooted prejudice
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Patents Pete @phoagland.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Rediscovered that the theater in my town has $5 tickets on tuesdays and saw Supergirl: way more fun than I thought considering what critics have been saying. Milly Alcock is a star. Needle drops were fine except one where I had to fight to keep from laughing. First flashback was way too long. 3.5/5
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Patents Pete @phoagland.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The difference in quality between the two coverages is night and day. Also as someone who doesn’t have cable it would make 0 sense for me to pay for Fox One when I already have Peacock (even leaving out my other reasons for not giving Fox my money)
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Patents Pete @phoagland.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
You’ve alienated your last ant pharm
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
you've leaded your last zeppelin
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Patents Pete @phoagland.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Patricia in Widow’s Bay is the best TV character in a real long time. I just feel like we could be friends, screw those other townsfolk. I too enjoying reading, red wine, I get exasperated corralling friends who are way less sober than I am, and get anxious about hosting parties (to, um, an extent)
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knickerbacker.bsky.social @knickerbacker.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I recapped a Knicks win in the NBA Finals. That’s the tweet. knickerblogger.net/2026/06/2026...
knickerblogger.net
2026 NBA Finals Game 1 Recap: Knicks (1) 105 – Spurs (0) 95 – KnickerBlogger
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
in case you missed it i revisited the david foster wallace essay about the AVN awards for @flaminghydra.com recently 💋 flaminghydra.com/on-rereading...
Editor Glenn Kenny has claimed somewhat shockingly that the fact-checking process for this story mostly entailed watching the porn movies it describes to confirm those references’ accuracy. “There’s a lot of stuff in there that’s invented,” he admits freely, offering as example an incident in which a journalist’s glasses were supposedly lost in a porn star’s cleavage, never to be found again. “Obviously, that’s not what really happened. It was more like, Jasmine St. Clair got Evan [Wright] into a choke hold at a party one night. But we said [Premiere’s legal department] should let it go.”
I would argue that it isn’t obvious that didn’t happen, actually. I would argue that the incident appears not in a work of fiction, but in an essay that strives to be observant in even the tiniest sensory details. And so I’m afraid it matters a great deal whether an event represented on the page occurred in a goofy, slapstick, invented way that was extra fun to write. It matters, too, that the “cutting-edge” breast implants Wallace describes at one point, with valves in the bearer’s armpits to adjust the implants’ size at will, didn’t exist. It especially matters that Wallace was apparently given carte blanche to invent details, and still only cared to invent ones that made sex workers look violent, shallow, or stupid.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Hey guys
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Patents Pete @phoagland.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Yahya Abdul-Mateen needs to be in so much more shit! He’s an absolute star!
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Quantian @quantian.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
US universities genuinely are like “welcome to Tennessee Agricultural College in Bumfuck Nowheresville. We invented the modern potato and our facilities include a particle accelerator, nuclear reactor, and TOP500 supercomputer. Tuition is $12,000 for instate students and we have 40,000 of them”
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Patents Pete @phoagland.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I love the song Showbiz on the latest Hayley Williams album because it sounds like if she did a song with Daft Punk, a thing I wish actually happened (a whole album even?)
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 12/05/2026
This movie is a long list of perfect frames but this shot in particular is so upsetting
Frame from “Midsommar.” Dani is being carried off by the Hårga. Her sister’s face with the exhaust hose taped to her mouth, as we saw her in the opening, can be seen in the trees behind her.
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James L. Edwards III @jledwardsiii.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
The New York Knicks will ride a seven-game win streak into their second straight ECF. They've won those 7 games by an average of 26.4 points. Dominance.
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Patents Pete @phoagland.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I say this with the obvious caveat that this can change literally the very next game: This is the best basketball I’ve seen the Knicks play in my entire lifetime (I’m a little too young to remember the early 90s teams)
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Hey kd don’t you wanna come to the Kniiiiiiiiiicks guy from Sidetalk
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Patents Pete @phoagland.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
One of Oslo’s main obsessions is knocking over my laptop while I’m watching tv
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Aurora and Cephalus, by Pierre-Narcisse Guérin, 1810, 📸 by Jesse D. Garrabrant
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Ace Pedraz-AHHHH 🎃🏳️‍🌈🇵🇷 @candacepedraza.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
belt? nah. CHANCLA.
karl anthony towns with a slipper
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Patents Pete @phoagland.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
This is my new kitten Oslo. He runs really fast and jumps super high so if there were a cat Olympics he’d definitely medal. He’s also super affectionate and sleeps on my chest when I’m watching tv. He also apparently loves to chew my slippers ❤️
Black and gray kitten lying on a carpeted floor, staring right at the camera with his head resting on a beaten-up slipper. His front left paw is also resting on the slipper
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Katie Heindl @wtevs.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
asked if he'd dreamed about making a shot like that in his hometown and rj barrett says he "still dreams about it"
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
The Balcony, by Édouard Manet, 1868-69, 📸 by Sarah Stier
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Micah @rincewind.run · 01/05/2026
now playing for the new york knicks
William Tecumseh Sherman
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Patents Pete @phoagland.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Been chuckling at the Party Down joke where Roman(?) thinks “Draft Day” has to do with getting drafted into the military and Lydia loses her mind: “Do any of you even live in America? Am I the only one here who’s ever been in a Champs?!”
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Patents Pete @phoagland.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Movie review: five stars for The Drama. If you like feeling really stressed out and thinking “what is the worst thing this person can do/say in this exact situation” and then watching that person do/say that exact thing, this is the movie for you!
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Here's the HD version
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Patents Pete @phoagland.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
THE POSTING WILL CONTINUE UNTIL DAILY LIKERS IMPROVES
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Patents Pete @phoagland.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Teleportation Expert: this is obviously bullshit, everyone knows Waffle Houses have force perimeters around them that won’t let you teleport in or out of them
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Patents Pete @phoagland.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
1962 vs 2026
Andy Warhol’s “Campbell’s Soup Cans”. A neat array of paintings of Campbell’s soup cans meant to represent the monotony of mass-commercialization under capitalism.The viral photo of the jars of Rao’s tomato sauce at a grocery store piled up in complete disarray and where each jar is pointing completely differently. Does it represent late-stage capitalism falling in on itself? Is it just a severely underpaid employee who is about to quit even though we’re in the roughest job market in years? Are these things the same?
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Patents Pete @phoagland.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Love this!!
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Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 12/03/2026
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GoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings
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Patents Pete @phoagland.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
People have been posting about Pynchon and Blood Meridian, and I’m not an English scholar and I only read Blood Meridian last year but this description after a massacre is one of the most succinct and devastating descriptions of genocide I’ve ever read. “Rebuses” is such an inspired word choice
In the days to come the frail black rebuses of blood in those sands would crack and break and drift away so that in the circuit of few suns all trace of the destruction of these people would be erased. The desert wind would salt their ruins and there would be nothing, nor ghost nor scribe, to tell to any pilgrim in his passing how it was that people had lived in this place and in this place died.
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Patents Pete @phoagland.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I challenge the Knicks to make one open 3. I think they can do it!
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Patents Pete @phoagland.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I hate that we’re in a time where it feels like everyone in charge has seen Team America: World Police (2004) and thought “wait what if we SHOULD do that again!” Time is a flat circle that repeats itself every 20 years apparently
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Patents Pete @phoagland.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I still can’t stop thinking about FDNY: Chicago. “This pizza dish is deeper than I’m used to!” “I’m walking here…in Chicago!” They get confused about a subway fire because it was above ground instead of underground. This Reggie Dinkins show rules so hard lmao
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Patents Pete @phoagland.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
The Portland trailblazers have an iconic logo that is easily recognizable with their brand. Why would they not only not use their logo but chose completely different colors for their jerseys. As someone who advises on trademarks this is just ridiculous
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Patents Pete @phoagland.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Scrolling through the just-published trademarks this morning and this one made me spit out my coffee lmao
screenshot of a trademark filed for “AARON WIGGINS SAVED BASKETBALL”. The goods/service says “bobblehead dolls”. It was filed by “A.D. Wiggins, LLC on August 26, 2025
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☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
sabrina carpenter singing islands in the stream w the muppets has healed me in ways i did not know i needed
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