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Hideous Shambles

@phlegm47.bsky.social
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Reply guy, he/him If it happens today, sure I'll celebrate for a couple of days, but then it'll be as if he never existed

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Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
They've just about figured out : - numbers of fingers - whether you need to take your car with you to get it cleaned or if you can walk there - counting, although this is still hit and miss But fuckers want them flying planes already, no thanks
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Dan Douglas @dandouglas.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
aaaahhh our AI is going to go rogue and we can’t control it and it’s going to get in your toaster and blow your house up but it’s also great and you need it and if you don’t use it we’re going to ostracise you from society forever
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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Being GenX/Millennial is such a trip. In our lifetimes, we saw people our age getting wild criminal penalties for pirating music and now have to sit and watch as companies gobble up our work with impunity.
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Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
And when there's nobody left to stand against the Rs, will you still be crowing for decorum as you go into the wood chipper? The "rest of the world" knows exactly who's doing this.
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Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Also I don't know where this idea of absolute bespoke conformity to my preferences is coming from without also paying the enshittification tax
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Which chapter of "The Art of War" (Sun Tzu) discusses giving billions to the country that is supplying weapons against you in the war you're losing?
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I do not much give a fuck who said what to whom in nineteen dickety-two, and it IMO has absolutely no relevance to questions like “should countries we have sentimental attachments to get a special Get Out Of Crimes Against Humanity Free Card”. No: censure, sanctions, arrest, jail.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No doubt, and this is why it makes sense to focus on absolutely undeniable facts like “there is no such thing as a good and defensible genocide” and “national leaders who attack entire civilian populations with the intent to destroy them as a people are monstrous criminals”.
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I have to say that the history of the establishment of the state of Israel as related on here by some leading supporters of the
'Zionism is racism' motion, is just a caricature.
As is the version peddled by the Israeli government. I know people don't like being told that something is complicated, but this one really is very complicated.
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Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
On the contrary, I'm doing nine stitches every damn time
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John Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Like, what do we even do with this from McClesky v Kemp, in which SCOTUS basically says "if we accept that the death penalty is racially biased, we may be forced to confront the fact that the whole system is racially biased, and we can't do that, so ... the DP is fine. Fine. IT IS FINE."
Two additional concerns inform our decision in this case. First, McCleskey's claim, taken to its logical conclusion,
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throws into serious question the principles that underlie our entire criminal justice system. The Eighth Amendment is not limited in application to capital punishment, but applies to all penalties. Solem v. Helm, 463 U. S. 277, 463 U. S. 289-290 (1983); see Rummel v. Estelle, 445 U. S. 263, 445 U. S. 293 (1980) (POWELL, J., dissenting). Thus, if we accepted McCleskey's claim that racial bias has impermissibly tainted the capital sentencing decision, we could soon be faced with similar claims as to other types of penalty. [Footnote 38] Moreover, the claim that his sentence
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rests on the irrelevant factor of race easily could be extended to apply to claims based on unexplained discrepancies that correlate to membership in other minority groups, [Footnote 39] and
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even to gender. [Footnote 40] Similarly, since McCleskey's claim relates to the race of his victim, other claims could apply with equally logical force to statistical disparities that correlate with the race or sex of other actors in the criminal justice system, such as defense attorneys [Footnote 41] or judges. [Footnote 42] Also, there is no logical reason that such a claim need be limited to racial or sexual bias. If arbitrary and capricious punishment is the touchstone under the Eighth Amendment, such a claim could -- at least in theory -- be based upon any arbitrary variable, such as the defendant's facial characteristics, [Footnote 43] or the physical attractiveness of the defendant or the victim, [Footnote 44] that some statistical
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study indicates may be influential in jury decisionmaking. As these examples illustrate, there is no limiting principle to the type of challenge brought by McCleskey
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Mike of the Living Dead 🧟‍♂️ @mikecook82.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me bursting into a Michelin star steakhouse clutching a wet, uncooked hotdog in my hand: “I’ve revolutionized food!”
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Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I also resemble a potato that grew extra bits whilst in the sack, but I get away with it by way of not being a disgusting mass murderer
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I keep seeing Americans losing it over the price of petrol so I just looked up what they're paying and it's the equivalent of £1.07 per litre. In the UK it's currently around £1.73 per litre. Other than during COVID, the last time fuel in the UK was that price it was over a decade ago.
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Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why are these imagineers who warn us about the horrors in our future completely taken in by the first obliging chatbot that crosses their path
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Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is that going to attach itself to my neck and make me a cronenberg monster
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Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
soylent green was not a manual
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Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Socrates / So-Crates / Tony Steedman from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure has a brief role too!
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Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
All but the cheapest cars have these massive touchscreens that tamagotchi for attention when you're trying to drive too, and people let them because they think they can multitask No, they can not
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Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm always grateful when directors remember they're nuclear submarines in space
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 19/09/2026
I would walk 500 miles… to throw my Proclaimers records in the trash. faroutmagazine.co.uk/the-proclaim...
faroutmagazine.co.uk
The Proclaimers take aim at transgender community
Scottish rock duo The Proclaimers have stirred controversy after making comments about transgender people, saying the community are "truth phobic".
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Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pricklaimers emerge from chrysalis to punch downwards at painfully fragile community, hopefully like butterflies they will die of old age shortly after
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it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 18/09/2026
cursed thought: the replicator from star trek becomes real but everything it creates looks like modern AI generated food pictures
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Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If you wanted to put microchips or mind control drugs into the populace there are at least three drinks manufacturers that would agree to stir it into every can and bottle no questions asked
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 17/09/2026
you want to be like youtube, monolithic and faceless that all your loaded ideological decisions are rendered invisible by bureaucracy. and yet your leads are arguing with the posters like lowtax. you are not gonna make it. you do not have the cholesterol to be out here
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Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
in Under the Dome conditions, cannibalism by day 14
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Hey, want to meet Chevy Chase too?" "Thank you, no"
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Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Unless you're doing a bit here, the answer is: they have painted themselves into an economic corner and are finding the best option that saves face before they crash the world with the bubble pop
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Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Their ability to read minds is impressive, I wish I could divine people's intentions so readily and handily expand that view to an entire cohort based on one or two deliberate misunderstandings
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realhumanbeing.bsky.social @realhumanbeing.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You woulda been telling this to Billie Holiday back in the day
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DPRK Train Pusher @dprktrainpusher42.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Dividon't
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"One more thing Miss Barlow... you were about 14 in 2001, and you grew up in the UK, so why did they dismiss your school at noon on 9/11, when the attacks would have happened around 2 pm your time? I just don't understand how the school knew the attacks would be happening later"
Columbo (Peter Falk) asking one more question
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Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
in b4 Jake Tapper's next volume of the Biden Is Old book series
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Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Well, actually- *piano falls on head*
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Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Er. The newspapers have daily "articles" saying "Trump says he invented snooker. Here's why he's right". He fills the space with slurred consonants and vowels, they do the rest for him
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Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Laboriously searching Discord is the new four year old reddit posts
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Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
He just says words. Sometimes not even that
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Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Quasi Stasi
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M. Sims @peltast1.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
There are a bunch of people serving 4-5 year prison sentences right now because they talked, on a Zoom call, about blocking roadways for an environmental action. Talked on a Zoom call. 5 years in prison. And yet police didn't bother to arrest any of the people blocking roadways in this case.
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Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
That's why people lamenting being unable to 'talk' online the way they used to talk is so sad. Talk the way you want! The LLM copied you, not the other way around!
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Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Cory Doctorow and others summarised this as "AI makes easy things easier and harder things harder". About the most I could trust one with is light document work, but that doesn't quite justify trillions in circular investment that seeks to hollow out the world's economies.
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Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Dedicated cat shelf is a must in these times
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Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
And if someone spends the night with the complainant only to find out thereafter they're an insufferable dickhead, is THAT sexual assault?
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Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Are you writing an article for Wired Magazine? (y/n) y Is the article about the world's economies being dragged into the wood chipper by AI marketing efforts towards replacing humans in the workplace, something that every CEO dreams about? (y/n) n Stop at once. Delete article.
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Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
But the autocomplete told me "Ha! Fair Point!" so clearly my semiglottal arguments have merit
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Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Wasn't he like 16 at the time
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Its been almost a year since Charlie kirk posted anything racist good for him
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