Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social · 15/10/2026They've just about figured out : - numbers of fingers - whether you need to take your car with you to get it cleaned or if you can walk there - counting, although this is still hit and miss But fuckers want them flying planes already, no thanks 040
Reposted by Hideous ShamblesDan Douglas @dandouglas.bsky.social · 15/10/2026aaaahhh our AI is going to go rogue and we can’t control it and it’s going to get in your toaster and blow your house up but it’s also great and you need it and if you don’t use it we’re going to ostracise you from society forever 312538
Reposted by Hideous ShamblesJulie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Being GenX/Millennial is such a trip. In our lifetimes, we saw people our age getting wild criminal penalties for pirating music and now have to sit and watch as companies gobble up our work with impunity. 96127103748
Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social · 12/10/2026And when there's nobody left to stand against the Rs, will you still be crowing for decorum as you go into the wood chipper? The "rest of the world" knows exactly who's doing this. 000
Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Also I don't know where this idea of absolute bespoke conformity to my preferences is coming from without also paying the enshittification tax 030
Reposted by Hideous ShamblesJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Which chapter of "The Art of War" (Sun Tzu) discusses giving billions to the country that is supplying weapons against you in the war you're losing? 611728
Reposted by Hideous ShamblesLaura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books 4073529510622
Reposted by Hideous Shamblesflyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I do not much give a fuck who said what to whom in nineteen dickety-two, and it IMO has absolutely no relevance to questions like “should countries we have sentimental attachments to get a special Get Out Of Crimes Against Humanity Free Card”. No: censure, sanctions, arrest, jail. 110615
Reposted by Hideous Shamblesflyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 06/10/2026No doubt, and this is why it makes sense to focus on absolutely undeniable facts like “there is no such thing as a good and defensible genocide” and “national leaders who attack entire civilian populations with the intent to destroy them as a people are monstrous criminals”. 1619635
Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social · 02/10/2026On the contrary, I'm doing nine stitches every damn time 020
Reposted by Hideous ShamblesJohn Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Like, what do we even do with this from McClesky v Kemp, in which SCOTUS basically says "if we accept that the death penalty is racially biased, we may be forced to confront the fact that the whole system is racially biased, and we can't do that, so ... the DP is fine. Fine. IT IS FINE." 44417
Reposted by Hideous ShamblesMike of the Living Dead 🧟♂️ @mikecook82.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Me bursting into a Michelin star steakhouse clutching a wet, uncooked hotdog in my hand: “I’ve revolutionized food!” 336627
Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I also resemble a potato that grew extra bits whilst in the sack, but I get away with it by way of not being a disgusting mass murderer 000
Reposted by Hideous ShamblesSooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I keep seeing Americans losing it over the price of petrol so I just looked up what they're paying and it's the equivalent of £1.07 per litre. In the UK it's currently around £1.73 per litre. Other than during COVID, the last time fuel in the UK was that price it was over a decade ago. 123730
Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Why are these imagineers who warn us about the horrors in our future completely taken in by the first obliging chatbot that crosses their path 030
Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Is that going to attach itself to my neck and make me a cronenberg monster 000
Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Socrates / So-Crates / Tony Steedman from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure has a brief role too! 010
Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social · 24/09/2026All but the cheapest cars have these massive touchscreens that tamagotchi for attention when you're trying to drive too, and people let them because they think they can multitask No, they can not 010
Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I'm always grateful when directors remember they're nuclear submarines in space 010
Reposted by Hideous ShamblesAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 19/09/2026I would walk 500 miles… to throw my Proclaimers records in the trash. faroutmagazine.co.uk/the-proclaim...faroutmagazine.co.ukThe Proclaimers take aim at transgender communityScottish rock duo The Proclaimers have stirred controversy after making comments about transgender people, saying the community are "truth phobic". 4593361554
Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Pricklaimers emerge from chrysalis to punch downwards at painfully fragile community, hopefully like butterflies they will die of old age shortly after 0200
Reposted by Hideous Shamblesit's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 18/09/2026cursed thought: the replicator from star trek becomes real but everything it creates looks like modern AI generated food pictures 6487
Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social · 17/09/2026If you wanted to put microchips or mind control drugs into the populace there are at least three drinks manufacturers that would agree to stir it into every can and bottle no questions asked 010
Reposted by Hideous Shamblesheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 17/09/2026you want to be like youtube, monolithic and faceless that all your loaded ideological decisions are rendered invisible by bureaucracy. and yet your leads are arguing with the posters like lowtax. you are not gonna make it. you do not have the cholesterol to be out here 111323184
Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social · 16/09/2026in Under the Dome conditions, cannibalism by day 14 000
Reposted by Hideous ShamblesIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses 227131643345
Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social · 15/09/2026"Hey, want to meet Chevy Chase too?" "Thank you, no" 080
Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Unless you're doing a bit here, the answer is: they have painted themselves into an economic corner and are finding the best option that saves face before they crash the world with the bubble pop 170
Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Their ability to read minds is impressive, I wish I could divine people's intentions so readily and handily expand that view to an entire cohort based on one or two deliberate misunderstandings 1100
Reposted by Hideous Shamblesrealhumanbeing.bsky.social @realhumanbeing.bsky.social · 14/09/2026You woulda been telling this to Billie Holiday back in the day 3842
Reposted by Hideous ShamblesJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/09/2026"One more thing Miss Barlow... you were about 14 in 2001, and you grew up in the UK, so why did they dismiss your school at noon on 9/11, when the attacks would have happened around 2 pm your time? I just don't understand how the school knew the attacks would be happening later" 11981491568
Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social · 11/09/2026in b4 Jake Tapper's next volume of the Biden Is Old book series 030
Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Er. The newspapers have daily "articles" saying "Trump says he invented snooker. Here's why he's right". He fills the space with slurred consonants and vowels, they do the rest for him 120
Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Laboriously searching Discord is the new four year old reddit posts 010
Reposted by Hideous ShamblesM. Sims @peltast1.bsky.social · 08/09/2026There are a bunch of people serving 4-5 year prison sentences right now because they talked, on a Zoom call, about blocking roadways for an environmental action. Talked on a Zoom call. 5 years in prison. And yet police didn't bother to arrest any of the people blocking roadways in this case. 413422
Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social · 07/09/2026That's why people lamenting being unable to 'talk' online the way they used to talk is so sad. Talk the way you want! The LLM copied you, not the other way around! 020
Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Cory Doctorow and others summarised this as "AI makes easy things easier and harder things harder". About the most I could trust one with is light document work, but that doesn't quite justify trillions in circular investment that seeks to hollow out the world's economies. 010
Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social · 05/09/2026And if someone spends the night with the complainant only to find out thereafter they're an insufferable dickhead, is THAT sexual assault? 010
Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Are you writing an article for Wired Magazine? (y/n) y Is the article about the world's economies being dragged into the wood chipper by AI marketing efforts towards replacing humans in the workplace, something that every CEO dreams about? (y/n) n Stop at once. Delete article. 081
Hideous Shambles @phlegm47.bsky.social · 04/09/2026But the autocomplete told me "Ha! Fair Point!" so clearly my semiglottal arguments have merit 0130
Reposted by Hideous Shambles🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Its been almost a year since Charlie kirk posted anything racist good for him 18839122