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Ryan Loco @ryanloco.com · 01/10/2026

For Ben ❤️

blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i have worked late every single night for 2 weeks and the news is making me so sad and my brain is SO broken and my hormones are SO hormone-ing that the only thing getting me through it is goopily-sad fanedits of the main character of the new resident evil movie. he's good...he's Trying........

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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Thank YOU. I believe profoundly that the only correct response to pleasure is gratitude rather than guilt

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Dan @golazodan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Wrestling’s greatest sneak attack.

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TAHK0 @tahk0.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

it’s not me who is wrong, it’s flip canvas horizontally who is wrong

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

zig & i celebrated our three-monthiversary by a middle of the night trip to the emergency vet (it's kennel cough! they gave her a bunch of meds and she's going to be fine!). zig there is no dog in the world i would rather contort my body into a pretzel to fall asleep in a horrible plastic chair for

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

this is not wormcare. i repeat this is not wormcare this is a second other fucked up thing

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

god damn i'm tired but my new health insurance finally kicked in so i called and made an appointment to figure out options for my [tunnel talk medical patreon issue] next week so somebody throw heavenly laurels at my feet please!!!!!

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

i felt one thousand flowers bloom inside my emo heart at this. mcr5 i believe

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

today at my new corporate job i dressed up in my corporate best in order to be introduced to a room full of regional sales managers, in which one of the ceos of the company turned to jokingly punch my boss in the stomach, but miscalculated because i was actually the one behind him

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

ziggy woke me up at 1am, 1:15am and 5am to take her outside (after making me take her outside in the rain the night before at 5am) and frankly i feel it is very anti-union of her. but we are having big spoon little spoon nap time now so labor day vibes are back on

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

i've started my new gig which includes (on paper) working half time at my old job, and half time at my new corporate job. in actuality, i am basically working two full-time jobs, lol. stresst! but i'm finding i'm enjoying the corporate job more than i thought i would

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

ziggy wake up you're a podcaster now

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

ziggy has never made it onto her doggy daycare's insta stories yet and i'm furious. like oh i'm sorry?? you don't want the most BEAUTIFUL DOG IN THE WORLD looking THE MOST MISERABLE A DOG HAS EVER LOOKED at the camera?? it's because her brain makes her forget that i will return for her. FOR SHAME!

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

hilariously didnt get emotional about dolly parton until the unexpected pitbull dolly parton dubstep remix dropped halfway through spin class last night. unexpected pitbull dolly parton dubstep remix thank you for your service

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

it's going to take a little bit before i can get my sleep issues fixed (healthcare changed & other stuff) and so i've finally caved to just giving my body the amount of caffeine it requires to be a functioning person and there's a fun fine line between 'functioning' and 'insane'

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

good little weekend - saw the proshot of six in theaters, slept in, got goodies from a bakery & had a friend date at the coffee shop with zig, hosted a craft night, drank a big stupid iced coffee while thrifting with pals and found some CUTE stuff. it's so hot i'm boiling alive but by god i'm trying

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

i've hung on as long as possible and been so brave and good about it but if summer doesn't end soon i'm throwing a brick through a window

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National Weather Service @nws.noaa.gov · 14/08/2026

Here are the latest Key Messages for the Long-Duration Heat Wave in the Southeast. Limit outdoor activity during the hottest hours of the afternoon and stay hydrated. Never leave kids or pets unattended in vehicles.

Key Messages for Long-Duration Heat Wave (Aug 14, 2026, 3:00 PM EDT)
Multi-day heat wave over much of the Southeast through next week

• Extended Heat Wave Expected: Well above average temps continue for Southeast U.S. through next week with daily record highs expected. Highs in upper 90s–100s with heat indices 105–115°F and widespread Major to Extreme HeatRisk.
• Hottest Temps this Season: Hottest weather of the year for many. Little nighttime relief; urban areas may not cool below 80°F.
• Late August: Heat Wave & Drought: Moderate risk of extreme heat Aug 22–23 with rapid onset drought for Central/Southern Plains and Lower MS Valley.
• Protect Yourself: Limit outdoor afternoon activity, stay hydrated, seek A/C, and check on vulnerable people and pets. Never leave kids or pets in vehicles.

Maps:
• Forecast Maximum HeatRisk (Aug 14–20): Highlights widespread Major (red) to Extreme (purple) HeatRisk across the SE and South-Central U.S.
• Extreme Heat & Drought Risk (Aug 22–28): Highlights rapid onset drought and heat risk in the Plains and Lower Mississippi Valley.

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

dropping off ziggy for her first weekend of boarding and we're both being sooooooooooo brave about it (she doesn't know it's about to happen, i'm spiraling, we're both being EQUALLY BRAVE about it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

did a sleep study last night and haha holy shit what an insanely strange experience. i'm glad i did it so hopefully i can get an answer one way or the other but god it stunk. did not sleep. in the morning the tech was like 'how did you get so tangled up in these wires' YOU DID THIS TO ME, JANICE!!!!

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

i called and asked someone for a big favor yesterday - not a dramatic or horrible ask, but definitely inconvenient for them - and the only thing keeping me from oblivion is the parachute sewn of one million 'no worries if not"'s i sweatily threw out during the conversation

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

i've been pleasantly surprised by how much i have enjoyed walking ziggy (i live in a condo, but fortunately in a neighborhood that i absolutely love to walk around, so the girlies are getting their steps in) but jesus christ we're really in the two-body-showers-a-day part of summer now. help

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

dropped ziggy off at the doggy daycare for her assessment and meet and greet and i feel like an insane helicopter parent. brrrrrr where is she how is she doing is she having fun do the other dogs think she's as funny as i think she is brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

in a very 'one step forward, two steps back' with some of ziggy's training right now - today was a very frustrating day!! she is my favorite thing in the universe and it was still a very frustrating day. she's got a bit of a stubborn streak and unfortunately (fortunately?) so do i

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yixura @yixura.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

unfortunately i dont care about ospreay as a character so the only thing that is interesting is the mox-kenny part. its like im watching them fighting over custody of a crusty little dog. the internal conflict of the dog isnt what im focused on

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TBSkyen @tbskyen.com · 21/07/2026

Reading a fucked up book cannot make you evil, but becoming convinced that anyone who reads a fucked up book is somehow tainted, less trustworthy or dangerous will make you vulnerable to doing evil shit VERY quickly.

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TBSkyen @tbskyen.com · 21/07/2026

Nothing wrong with frictionless, comforting escapism media where none of the bad stuff exists, if that's your jam or your need, but we all collectively really really REALLY have to get rid of the idea that media that deals with immoral subjects leave an immoral taint on all who engage with it.

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

so funny to continue to learn more about zig's personality as we get to know each other. she's great on a leash but i had to take her out in the rain last night (a DRIZZLE) and she acted as if i was dropping her into hot lava. i ended up having to carry miss maam over the puddles.

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🇵🇸 Caleb 𓇼 ⋆｡˚ 𓆝⋆｡˚ 𓇼 🏳️‍⚧️ @littlestpersimmon.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

People who have no training in painting posting about "ai tells" and its just the usual folds / anatomy / line that didnt get erased human error. We are cooked if we dont shut this behavior down

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

once ziggy falls asleep on the bed she is an immovable object. last night she curled up in the diamond of my legs and it was so cute i slept in an objectively insane (to me, a side sleeper till i die) position all night so i wouldn't bother her. i serve at the pleasure of the zigident

a crude black and white drawing of someone sleeping in a bed with a dog curled up in the diamond of their legs under the covers

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Gory Thing @korybing.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Evergreen post

screenshot of Paul Williams singing Hell of It, with the lyrics "All of us are glad you're gone”

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

we just got back from a week at the beach and she did great. she loves: eating toddler food off the floor. hunting crabs on the beach at night. when i come home. she hates: when i am out of eyesight. when it’s late and i am not in bed so SHE can go to bed. hot sand. her regular boring kibble.

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

tonight on our walk a woman pulled her car over to tell me how cute and precious ziggy is and i don’t want to say it went to my head but i do want to say that maybe those stage moms on toddlers and tiaras had the right idea, actually

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

i open my mouth and all that comes out is me talking about my dog but i love her so much and i am so grateful to have her, even as she slowly inches me off the edge of the bed every night until half of my body is suspended into space. she is fourteen pounds and has the gravitational pull of the sun

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

the noises ziggy makes when i have kenneled her and she realizes i am leaving make me want to call cps on myself

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moosetress @mistresscurvy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

The absolute definition of I will not hand Roberts SHIT, he and the other five are among the worst people alive devoted to destroying people’s lives at every opportunity and using legal norms to fascist ends. Fuck them all.

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moosetress @mistresscurvy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

The smallest, tiniest of mercies but boy is July going to be queer rage month

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Cthonical @cthonical.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

damn there's a fic with 50,000!!!! kudos that got flagged by this too, times are literally so dire. like, looking at it though the cadence and style of ai writing is still so clear when it's mostly unedited! love yourselves! read good original stuff as well!

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

one of my fav things to do is text my mother 'i have a furniture arranging problem' with the details and then let her spin it around in her brain until inevitably i get woken up by a phone call and her saying 'hi did i wake you up? anyway you should [solution]' and it totally solves my problem

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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Your friends think fondly of you when you aren't around. You can't stop it.

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

my friends love to razz me about the little note i keep on my phone called FRIEND STUFF but honestly if you also have a bad memory i can't recommend it enough. the main rule of FRIEND STUFF that everything in it is a neutral fact. nothing that would hurt feelings or that you couldn't show them.

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

[kicks down the door to a random ceo's board room meeting] APPROVED FOR DOG!!!!!!!!!!!! APPROVED FOR DOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

i started doing a thing where whenever i want to impulse buy something online i put it into a note on my phone instead and wait a couple of weeks and then look at it again. and most of the time i'm able to talk myself out of it. but also i am sometimes just reminded of the rad stuff i want to buy

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 14/06/2026

It's honestly the funniest thing that the only game the Knicks lost in 2 months was the one Trump attended.

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

It is true that this is a beautiful pluralistic country with everything good you could ever possibly want in the world and also a corrupt stinking hell hole presided over by demons who want us all dead.

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

guy has a trillion dollars, 0 friends, and has never landed a joke. I know a pact with the devil when I see one.

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

forever forehead kisses to the email i just got about the show tonight that says 'doors are at 7. you can park for free here. artist goes on promptly at 8 & plays a 2 hour set.' i still have trauma from the imogen heap show where we lined up at 6 for doors at 7 and she didn't go on until 11:30pm

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