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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

my friends and i have been using “ARE YOU ALLOWED TO DO THIS BEFORE 7AM????” at any inconvenience lately which has been fun

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

yes, so refreshing! he was a great reasoned voice to have in the middle of all this

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

today started out pretty rotten but 1) i got to see a Big Stupid Truck aggressively honk at the car in front of him that wasn't moving at a green light only to realize he had pulled behind a parked car in a parking spot and then sped off all embarrassed and 2) ate a perfect boiled peanut

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Ryan Loco @ryanloco.com · 01/10/2026

For Ben ❤️

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

OH RIGHT AND - a distinctive knit piece of costume wear, lol. the etsy makers are already going nuts!

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

ok lolllll i have not seen these but i literally was talking to kel and audie about this earlier this week and i said he reminded me of the negaverse version of your love of phm rg. not brave! didn't want to be there!! doomed by the narrative!!!! trying anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! delicious

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i have worked late every single night for 2 weeks and the news is making me so sad and my brain is SO broken and my hormones are SO hormone-ing that the only thing getting me through it is goopily-sad fanedits of the main character of the new resident evil movie. he's good...he's Trying........

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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Thank YOU. I believe profoundly that the only correct response to pleasure is gratitude rather than guilt

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Dan @golazodan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Wrestling’s greatest sneak attack.

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TAHK0 @tahk0.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

it’s not me who is wrong, it’s flip canvas horizontally who is wrong

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

she hates going to daycare though so i can never tell her she picked it up there or she’ll hold it against me forever (i did call and tell them!!)

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

yes thankfully it’s so treatable!! she’s already responding great so i am vvvvv grateful. last night was rough - honestly i didn’t even clock it could be kc because she was like, full-body gagging? more than coughing - i thought she’d eaten something but then it just got worse and worse 😭

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

my angel!! my stinkbug!! my cutie patootie!!!!

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

no!! hope you are ok!! what a horrible time you guys have had :(

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

i would kill anyone you asked me to

a perfect little black fluffy dog named ziggy who had a rough night but is doing her best

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

now stop fighting me and let me put this very expensive medication down your little adorable throat

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

zig & i celebrated our three-monthiversary by a middle of the night trip to the emergency vet (it's kennel cough! they gave her a bunch of meds and she's going to be fine!). zig there is no dog in the world i would rather contort my body into a pretzel to fall asleep in a horrible plastic chair for

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

this is not wormcare. i repeat this is not wormcare this is a second other fucked up thing

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

unfortunately the twenty minute wormcare went out the window once zig entered the picture so i'm fully waking an hour earlier than i used to, which is why i'm back on the wormcare train because now i gotta worm both me AND zig and there are just TOO MANY THINGS to keep track of now 😭

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

the biggest adjustment to wormcare right now is that i am choosing my dog-walking clothes and my corporate gig clothes the night before, and making them into piles sort of like i am a toddler. but whatever helps 🪱

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

i had the routine down pat but then this summer i got a dog and a corporate gig with an actual commute and all the wormcare went into the dirt. the good thing is that both dogs and corporate gigs love a routine, so

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

it’s been a minute since we talked about wormcare but i’m BACK on the worm, baby!

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

i am so so so sorry friend <3 <3 <3

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

last week zig was sick all week (she's fine now, she's just a hot girl with tummy issues) AND i worked late every day including friday AND worked all weekend AND did a bunch for my volunteer gig AND went to costco on a sunday afternoon at 3pm. i should get to write my alanis off on my taxes

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

god damn i'm tired but my new health insurance finally kicked in so i called and made an appointment to figure out options for my [tunnel talk medical patreon issue] next week so somebody throw heavenly laurels at my feet please!!!!!

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

i felt one thousand flowers bloom inside my emo heart at this. mcr5 i believe

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

ok crazy to me that people DON'T say hello but i guess i shouldn't be surprised?? but like - hello!! thank you for taking care of us!! everybody be nice!!

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

i saw his entire life flash before his eyes! and lmao RIGHT MY DUDE

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

(it was fine, he pulled back fast enough i don't think he even touched me, i made it a Bit, he was so horrified he came by my desk later to apologize, the other ceo came by later too and said 'you were really funny in there' so i think i have a job for life. and if not. there is the blackmail)

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

i got to watch the slow horror of a man realizing what was happening too late to stop it. and unfortunately no matter how hard i try to be a professional girlie the truth is that i'm a goof goof girl till i die. so i bent over and went NOOAUGH not the new female employeEEE and fortunately it killed

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

today at my new corporate job i dressed up in my corporate best in order to be introduced to a room full of regional sales managers, in which one of the ceos of the company turned to jokingly punch my boss in the stomach, but miscalculated because i was actually the one behind him

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

creatures………CreatUREs…….although tbh i’m proud of her because she never wakes me up just because so when she did with panic in her eyes i knew it was for a good reason, lol. were listening to our bodies, zig!!!! i’m proud of you!!!!!!!!

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

ziggy woke me up at 1am, 1:15am and 5am to take her outside (after making me take her outside in the rain the night before at 5am) and frankly i feel it is very anti-union of her. but we are having big spoon little spoon nap time now so labor day vibes are back on

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

like is that a free owalla? yes bish you can interview me on camera so i can spin the big wheel and win a cocktail smoker

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

i do unfortunately do better when i am forced to small talk with people on a daily basis. also i found the machine in the kitchen that makes fancy free coffees. and also we went to a trade show today and i wore my little lanyard and shook hands and shoved goodies in my free tote bag with glee

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

i've started my new gig which includes (on paper) working half time at my old job, and half time at my new corporate job. in actuality, i am basically working two full-time jobs, lol. stresst! but i'm finding i'm enjoying the corporate job more than i thought i would

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

also, just for listener reference: legally-distinct hot dogspreay 🌭🌭🌭

An illustration of a hot dog that looks like will ospreay but not TOO much like will ospreay. he has curly hair and high socks and a track suit bun. he has a ribbon pinned to him that says TUNNEL TALK CERTIFIED with big letters that say HOT N' READY HOT DOG SUMMER.

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

thank you for having me you are the best girls in the world

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

ziggy wake up you're a podcaster now

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

ziggy has never made it onto her doggy daycare's insta stories yet and i'm furious. like oh i'm sorry?? you don't want the most BEAUTIFUL DOG IN THE WORLD looking THE MOST MISERABLE A DOG HAS EVER LOOKED at the camera?? it's because her brain makes her forget that i will return for her. FOR SHAME!

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

hilariously didnt get emotional about dolly parton until the unexpected pitbull dolly parton dubstep remix dropped halfway through spin class last night. unexpected pitbull dolly parton dubstep remix thank you for your service

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

DESOLATION ROW ARE YOU KIDDING MEEEE. i literally turned to E at citifield and was like 'man i'd kill to hear desolation row live'. boys i'll destroy you for this

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

my brain? awake. my heart? exploding.

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

it's going to take a little bit before i can get my sleep issues fixed (healthcare changed & other stuff) and so i've finally caved to just giving my body the amount of caffeine it requires to be a functioning person and there's a fun fine line between 'functioning' and 'insane'

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

we've had like four days of an extreme heat advisory straight, it's sucked so big time, i am so sorry in advance

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blorb @philosiraptor.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

good little weekend - saw the proshot of six in theaters, slept in, got goodies from a bakery & had a friend date at the coffee shop with zig, hosted a craft night, drank a big stupid iced coffee while thrifting with pals and found some CUTE stuff. it's so hot i'm boiling alive but by god i'm trying

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