Reposted by PhīlomorphThe Onion @theonion.com · 13hStudy Finds Deer Only Mammal Besides Humans That Totally Suck theonion.com/study-finds-deer-only-… 421311181
Phīlomorph @philomorph.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Learning Thunder Road 2-handed. Absolute carnage by the time one car gets off the lead board due to unlucky oil slicks and a self-own via ill-used chopper in round 2. I think it will be more fun with 4p, but the road feels so tight that I predict an insane amount of ping-pong slams into impassibles. 000
Reposted by Phīlomorphcaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Paul F. Tompkins is the funniest man on Earth 1527212
Reposted by Phīlomorphcaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026sad to see DETROITERS is leaving Netflix on October 15, watch it if you've never seen it and watch it again if you have 1221042
Reposted by PhīlomorphUPTE @uptecwa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026After 9 months of inaction by UCSF to address safety concerns following the death of Alberto Rangel, social workers gathered with elected officials and community members for a “Hands Around Ward 86" vigil. Despite audits and fines against UCSF, little has changed. We're keeping up the pressure. 🤞 011
Reposted by PhīlomorphThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026“I remember seeing him on TV and thinking, ‘No, that can’t be Kash,’ but sure enough, there he was, addressing the nation about a missing person case.” — Daisy, local golden retriever theonion.comDog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBIWASHINGTON—Reflecting on the past fling and remarking how time had flown by, local golden retriever Daisy told reporters Thursday that she could not believe the guy she hooked up with 10 years ago was... 282469369
Reposted by PhīlomorphStonemaier Games @stonemaiergames.com · 23/09/2026I’m so excited to finally reveal our big 2026 Euro game, Braided Skies (stonemaiergames.com/games/braide...)! Build the greatest travel company through a fleet of airships, eager tourists, and magical tapstones. Ask me anything on today's livecast: youtube.com/live/Y5ics9N... 7315
Phīlomorph @philomorph.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Rolled credits on Zero Company last night after about 46 hours of play. Not a perfect game, but I think as close as you can get given the material and constraints. One of the rare titles I really enjoyed throughout and feel perfectly happy having paid full price for. I hope there's a sequel! 000
Reposted by Phīlomorphcaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026people who don't believe in evolution have obviously never watched me eat an orange over the sink 5967
Reposted by PhīlomorphThe MAJC Man @themajcman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Damn this mf out here putting the glute in gluten 301025164
Reposted by PhīlomorphTauriq Moosa @tauriq.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Ok I blogged itcriticalverdict.beehiiv.comThis is not a controversyGamerbros being Mad Online is not a controversy, it's a man yelling at clouds 119048
Reposted by PhīlomorphTim Hutchings @timhutchings.bsky.social · 22/09/2026www.kickstarter.com/projects/wun...kickstarter.comMars Watch | PBTA space military + survival horrorAn almost tenth-anniversary second edition of award-winning RPG The Watch by Ash Kreider, with a new setting and playbook 062
Phīlomorph @philomorph.bsky.social · 22/09/2026A huge corruption investigation squashed by the criminal-in-chief? I'm as shocked by this as Collins was that SCOTUS overturned Roe-v-Wade. #NoKings #DumpSusanpropublica.orgThe FBI Anti-Corruption Squad Was Circling Susan Collins — Until Trump Got in the WayAfter the FBI caught a defense contractor’s CEO making illegal campaign contributions, it sought to launch a sweeping political bribery probe involving Collins and others. Then the second Trump admini... 000
Reposted by PhīlomorphAlice McFlurry @alicemcflurry.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Despite what the Kansas song says, the flight attendant informed me that my wayward son was too large for the overhead bins, so I had to check him. 1188
Phīlomorph @philomorph.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This is how Ai ends the world - not on its own, or on purpose, but because we're idiots.cnn.comExclusive: US military had close call after using AI for false intelligence report, sources say | CNN PoliticsThe episode shows the risks of using this new, relatively poorly understood technology in the middle of the Iran war 000
Phīlomorph @philomorph.bsky.social · 21/09/2026LLMs are complex statistical models in the form of advanced chat bots. To paraphrase Clarke, any sufficiently advanced NLP response engine is indistinguishable from intelligence. But it isn't real intelligence any more than a Bic or a biplane are real magic. 010
Reposted by PhīlomorphWatch It Played @watchitplayed.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This is more of a joke thread (but I get what you’re saying). bsky.app/profile/eize... 032
Reposted by PhīlomorphAlice McFlurry @alicemcflurry.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I got kicked out for heckling, but it's not my fault because that eulogy wasn't even funny. 0339
Reposted by PhīlomorphChristopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 18/09/2026This pretty much captures our insane reality 🏆 No notes. 23042171766
Phīlomorph @philomorph.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It's MADDENING that Valve's completely fair and totally random reservation system didn't give preferential treatment to me, a VR enthusiast, a Steam user of 22 years, and a middle-aged white man. What is all this accumulated privilege worth if even I can't jump the line? 😱😱😱😱😱😱😝😁 120
Phīlomorph @philomorph.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The kleptocracy grows quietly while we are constantly distracted by other, louder chicanery. Thanks to @popular.info for continuing to report on important stories that don't make headlines elsewhere.popular.infoMaking pensions corrupt againThe Trump administration is quietly proposing to rescind a 16-year-old rule enacted to prevent “pay-to-play” schemes involving investment advisers and public pension funds. 000
Reposted by PhīlomorphAlice McFlurry @alicemcflurry.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I just put in overtime at the factory and I probably could have gone even longer, but the manager forced me to leave citing concerns about running out of cheesecake. 094
Reposted by PhīlomorphCole Wehrle @colewehrle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I just checked the Organism campaign and was so disappointed to see that it hasn't funded yet. Y'all, this is seriously one of the most incredible designs of the decade and truly a perfect example of what Kickstarter is for. What are you waiting for? www.kickstarter.com/projects/ele... 119320
Reposted by Phīlomorphcaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026just found out i'm opening for Ed Sheeran on a world tour! now to take a big mouthful of coffee and open my computer 1137832
Phīlomorph @philomorph.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Countdown starts now on revelations that this #hypnochode has solicited prostitutes thrice, and also engaged in bestiality and animal abuse before he was 18. Republicans are always telling on themselves.forbes.comKash Patel Defends FBI’s Loosened Hiring Standards Allowing Applicants Who Engaged In BestialitySenators questioned Patel about the policy during a hearing Tuesday, after previously sending a letter demanding documents. 000
Reposted by PhīlomorphDan Thurot @danthurot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Baba! Is! You! And Baba Is You Is Very Good, Too. My preview: spacebiff.com/2026/09/14/b...spacebiff.comBaba Is BossIf you haven’t heard of Baba Is You, grab hold of the nearest guardrail, because you’re about to be hit by a wrecking ball of descriptors. Here goes: released in 2019, Baba Is You was a… 2616
Phīlomorph @philomorph.bsky.social · 14/09/2026@catvalente.bsky.social Nails it again with another great article. I'll be using the term "hypnochodes" from now on.catvalente.substack.comAll You Need Is UsAI isn't really about replacing the workforce. That's just a side-bonus for our robot overlords. It's about charging for access to our own humanity--or access to our destruction 062
Phīlomorph @philomorph.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The right wing onslaught against all democratic norms to illegitimately accrue political power over traditionally apolitical institutions is relentless. The idea that the entire executive branch should entirely reflect the will of one person is the stuff of monarchies and dictatorships. #nokingstalkingpointsmemo.comCensus Quietly Changes Charter for Key Policy Committee, Opening Door for Political InterferenceAs the Census Bureau wades deeper into politics, governance changes at an... 001
Reposted by PhīlomorphThe Onion @theonion.com · 12/09/2026Critically Acclaimed ‘Ted Lasso’ Episode Just Stock Photos Of People Hugging Each Other theonion.com/critically-acclaimed-t… 153858408
Reposted by PhīlomorphThe Onion @theonion.com · 12/09/2026Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupidtheonion.comEverything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As StupidCARY, NC—Describing the experience as “a revelation,” 38-year-old Derrick Henard told reporters Wednesday that everything had finally clicked for him after he was given a diagnosis of stupid. “I remem... 201388171
Reposted by Phīlomorphcaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026one of these days they're going to make an AI that knows how many fingers you have and then it's game over 310115
Reposted by PhīlomorphBoardGameWire 🔜 Spiel Essen @boardgamewire.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It's become hugely dispiriting how frequently I'm having to contact other tabletop news sites asking that they -please- cite BoardGameWire as the source of the story they've just directly lifted, slightly reworded or run through ChatGPT before slapping it on their site without attribution. 426047
Reposted by PhīlomorphCole Wehrle @colewehrle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I've been following and playing this one for years. You're going to want to check this one out, folks. 0214
Reposted by PhīlomorphAlice McFlurry @alicemcflurry.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Ventriloquism for Dummies 072
Reposted by PhīlomorphAlice McFlurry @alicemcflurry.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I like to sit under TVs in sports bars and pretend like everyone is cheering for me while I eat my mozzarella sticks. 0145
Reposted by PhīlomorphDaniel Wynter @boardgamefeast.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Hi hungry, I'm a river in Egypt 041
Reposted by PhīlomorphAlice McFlurry @alicemcflurry.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I’m trying to analyze my retirement funds, but this website is pretty complicated so can someone please direct me to where I can see my Kohl's Cash balance? 0112
Reposted by PhīlomorphStonemaier Games @stonemaiergames.com · 02/09/2026This week's featured game is Origin Story, our tableau-building take on trick-taking. We recently released a mini-expansion that adds 21 new superhero/supervillain cards. Have you played it? stonemaiergames.com/games/origin... 0141
Reposted by Phīlomorphcaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026i'm doing stand-up at the Elks Lodge in Van Nuys on Friday, i hope they have a comedy night 1214112
Reposted by PhīlomorphAlice McFlurry @alicemcflurry.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I have a really strong "can do" attitude, but I have an even stronger "won’t do" attitude. 092
Reposted by PhīlomorphAmanda Panda 🔜 BGG Con, PaxU @panda8ngel.bsky.social · 29/08/2026All of this and please include a pronouncation guide for the designers, developers, and artists! And necessarily, the publisher's name. 063
Reposted by PhīlomorphAlice McFlurry @alicemcflurry.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The Republican Party has done a great job with creating jobs, most specifically for unqualified people of questionable integrity. 1112
Phīlomorph @philomorph.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Wordle 1,899 2/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I knew this day would come. 000
Reposted by PhīlomorphAlice McFlurry @alicemcflurry.bsky.social · 28/08/2026And now it's time for another unboxing video! –Schrödinger 0144
Reposted by PhīlomorphGeoff Engelstein - The Universe Explained with Cookie out now! @gengelstein.bsky.social · 27/08/2026One of my all-time favorite rules, from Pea Ridge (1980). The designer's great-great-grandfather fought in the battle, and if his unit takes damage you roll a die to see if he survives. If he dies, the designer is never born, and the game doesn't exist, and so automatically ends in a draw. 7443172
Reposted by Phīlomorphbeth @bethsobel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Will I be cutting shingles this evening with a hook blade utility knife, or wearing a fabulously deadly fake mustache? Who can say! 5252
Reposted by PhīlomorphStonemaier Games @stonemaiergames.com · 26/08/2026This week's featured game is My Little Scythe, an offshoot of the 1920+ universe, designed by Hoby Chou and his daughter Vienna. Learn more here: stonemaiergames.com/games/my-lit... 1161
Reposted by PhīlomorphAlice McFlurry @alicemcflurry.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Props to Panda Express for popularizing the consumption of pandas. 0103
Reposted by PhīlomorphAlice McFlurry @alicemcflurry.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Someone trying to pressure me into something: It's now or never! Me: Oh, never is an option? I'll take that! 0103
Reposted by PhīlomorphThe Onion @theonion.com · 24/08/2026Guy Who Sucks At Being A Person Sees Huge Potential In AI theonion.com/guy-who-sucks-at-being… 4471571819