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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it. It was effectively banned as it never aired again. I wonder why. MEDIA-OPOLY
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Steamboat Philly (registered trademark) @philmoorhead.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I loved #RogueTrooper! Hope more ppl get the chance to see it this year.
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Golden Age Explosions 💥 @comicexplosions.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Smash Comics #6 - 1940
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Le Cagle @lecagle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I will forever admire Wendell Berry's insistence on living his values through to their natural conclusions and relentlessly ripping through layers of politeness and habit to hold up for judgment those who do not.
Questionnaire
by Wendell Berry

How much poison are you willing
to eat for the success of the free
market and global trade? Please
name your preferred poisons.

For the sake of goodness, how much
evil are you willing to do?
Fill in the following blanks
with the names of your favorite
evils and acts of hatred.

What sacrifices are you prepared
to make for culture and civilization?
Please list the monuments, shrines,
and works of art you would
most willingly destroy

In the name of patriotism and
the flag, how much of our beloved
land are you willing to desecrate?
List in the following spaces
the mountains, rivers, towns, farms
you could most readily do without.

State briefly the ideas, ideals, or hopes,
the energy sources, the kinds of security;
for which you would kill a child.
Name, please, the children whom
you would be willing to kill.
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Steamboat Philly (registered trademark) @philmoorhead.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
goodbye forever to the dogshit bootsuckers at #googlemaps
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Steamboat Philly (registered trademark) @philmoorhead.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
dreamt I saw a newspaper with the front page headline: SUCH THING AS GHOSTS
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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton rose from poverty to stardom. She gave $500 to every student in her hometown who finished high school; she built hospitals & bald eagle preserves; her Imagination Library has gifted 300 million books to children. Roger Ebert met her and came away thinking she was a literal angel. RIP.
“In Dallas for the premier of '9 to 5', I had an uncanny experience, and on the plane home to Chicago I confessed it to Siskel: I had been granted a private half hour with Dolly Parton, and as we spoke I was filled with a strange ethereal grace. This was not spiritual, nor was it sexual. It was healing and comforting. Gene listened and said, "Roger, I felt the exact same thing during my interview with her." We looked at each other. What did this mean? Neither one of us ever felt that feeling again. From time to time we would refer to it in wonder.”
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
This guy needs a conservatorship
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Nicolas Robert @robertsnickc.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
‘Self-Portrait at the Dressing Table.’ #Painting by Zinaida Serebriakova (1909) #art
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Steamboat Philly (registered trademark) @philmoorhead.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
if I cheer for Norway do you think cinema’s indie darling Renate Reinsve will notice me?
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Even the pope wants you to finish that screenplay
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Steamboat Philly (registered trademark) @philmoorhead.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
finally…Hot Girl Gollum
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 07/06/2026
rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead to their conservative families but running a lovely antique shop in vermont
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Harvard College Class Day 2026 featured speaker Ronny Chieng: Fuck AI
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waldokanto.bsky.social @waldokanto.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Marjane Satrapi 1969-2026
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Steamboat Philly (registered trademark) @philmoorhead.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
one time before a soccer game some kids from my team were sitting on top of the net and when one tried to jump down his shorts got hooked and he ended up dangling, slowly spinning parallel to the ground until a grown up got him down.
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Steamboat Philly (registered trademark) @philmoorhead.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your roll
Old dancing guy from the Northern Boys. Caption says: “Let the darkness just take your soul.”
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Steamboat Philly (registered trademark) @philmoorhead.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
The Singrogularity Is Near
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Steamboat Philly (registered trademark) @philmoorhead.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I’ve seen enough to definitively say: liberals are mummy’s boys and conservatives are daddy’s boys
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Steamboat Philly (registered trademark) @philmoorhead.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
69 used to be a hilarious number :) now it’s just the average age of a facebook user :(
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Steamboat Philly (registered trademark) @philmoorhead.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
should I climb this?
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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
if the bassist looks like this you're gonna die in that pit
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Steamboat Philly (registered trademark) @philmoorhead.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
not that anybody cares but I’m the guy who made up six seven and I didn’t make a damn penny off it
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Steamboat Philly (registered trademark) @philmoorhead.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
we laugh but get this…in The Omen the Antichrist who becomes President is named Damien Thorn…D.T.!!! this goes deep
Damien from The Omen as a child (1976)Damien from The Omen III as an adult (1981)
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 13/04/2026
Was walking the dog and this van stopped me in my tracks
A vintage Toyota HiAceA vintage Toyota HiAceA vintage Toyota HiAce
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Steamboat Philly (registered trademark) @philmoorhead.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
When you want to watch baseball in Canada and the only option is the telecom company that owns the team, the stadium, the channel and the internet.
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Steamboat Philly (registered trademark) @philmoorhead.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
which Spy Kids movie is this from?
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Steamboat Philly (registered trademark) @philmoorhead.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Lisa Loud from the Loud House stumping for Trump’s war crimes.
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Steamboat Philly (registered trademark) @philmoorhead.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
was bro squeezing limes in the sun?
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Steamboat Philly (registered trademark) @philmoorhead.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
the Epstein Files guy made a speech?
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Steamboat Philly (registered trademark) @philmoorhead.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
After covid in Toronto, when the public went back to using transit it became clear that city hall had allowed the subways to turn into an unofficial shelter system for individuals with serious untreated issues. It resulted in some literal tragedies.
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Steamboat Philly (registered trademark) @philmoorhead.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
dunno about you guys but I have BiiiiiiiG Valentine’s plans (wife not invited)
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
now that's the power of a union
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Steamboat Philly (registered trademark) @philmoorhead.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
one time a guy re-pitched a sketch he had originally written for his friend Norm and one of the characters described a situation as “perfectly Philal”. Anyway, this is that but with the President who is a pedophile.
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Steamboat Philly (registered trademark) @philmoorhead.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
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C. Larsen @larsenproject.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Hi! Go to your library and check out a free book! Maybe a comic! Read more! It's good for your brain. 15 minutes a day can build a practice!
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Eric D. Snider @ericdsnider.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
One of my favorite jokes of all time is "Adolph Hitler Commits Suicide" being a tiny headline under the banner story about a hare-vs-tortoise race ... in 1943, two years before Hitler committed suicide. He was alive and well when the Warner Bros. cartoonists made this joke.
Screenshot from "Tortoise Wins by a Hare," a 1943 Bugs Bunny cartoon. It's a newspaper front page, banner headline: 
HARE RACES TORTOISE TODAY
Further down the page, near the fold, is a much smaller headline:
ADOLPH HITLER COMMITS SUICIDE
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Steamboat Philly (registered trademark) @philmoorhead.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Elon Musk showing up unannounced at Epstein Island
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Steamboat Philly (registered trademark) @philmoorhead.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Every screening of Melania in Toronto has only sold tickets to one couple and one creepy loner. Except 8:45 which has sold zero.
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Steamboat Philly (registered trademark) @philmoorhead.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
in the original manga version of the traveling wilburys roy orbison has magic powers controlled by the phases of the moon
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
This mask always makes me laugh. i don't like to look at the other one..
Illustration of the comedy and tragedy masks, with the crying one blurred out
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Steamboat Philly (registered trademark) @philmoorhead.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
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Steamboat Philly (registered trademark) @philmoorhead.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Did you hear about Gavin McInnis’s new job?
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Hell yeah look at this pig sweat
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Steamboat Philly (registered trademark) @philmoorhead.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Managed to hold on to a good job in an extremely volatile industry. Went 10-2-1 in softball. Quit alcohol. Wrote a pilot vomit draft. Made it to a World Series game.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Reports say Dr Ruth came back to life and is talking about something called “Dark Sex”
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes
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Emilius Duckberry @emiliusdraws.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
#3157 A helpful tutorial
A digital drawing of one of those drawing tutorials that says 'don't do this, do this.' 
The drawing is of an almost naked middle-aged man doing a flying kick. The 'Don't do this' one has a bunch of areas circled and a cross under it. The 'Do this' one is exactly the same but without the circles and a tick instead of a cross.
The text reads 'Needlessly adding red circles will ruin your art' and a smaller bit of text at the bottom reads 'Bonus tip! Add a tick under all your art so people think you did it right.'
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