iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

phil @philjamesson.com · 20m

this is how they coach horror movie extras to enter doorways

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phil @philjamesson.com · 21h

[to the tune of She Blinded Me With Science] executive dysfunction having trouble starting things

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phil @philjamesson.com · 28/09/2026

(i hear the teacher coming back up the hallway and put away the straw i was launching spitballs with) come ON guys knock it off! mr. davidson trusted us!

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phil @philjamesson.com · 28/09/2026

hot chocolate? yeah sounds good. except that if chocolate even gets WARM, it melts 🙄🙄🙄 maybe think before you speak next time

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026

Google finally updated some of its satellite images of Gaza and my god, it's horrific. The entirety of Rafah has been demolished. The majority of Khan Younis is in ruins. Entire towns completely leveled and erased of the map.

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.

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phil @philjamesson.com · 26/09/2026

hell yeah. glad you liked it dude. i am very curious where the magic and associated stuff goes in the future

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sincerely, rob dubbin @robdubbin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

reposting phil on THE RAVEN SCHOLAR here because i took his rec a month ago and this is my co-recommendation that you (perhaps a fellow book liker) might enjoy doing the same! manages to be inventive and surprising within the constraints of being a real fantasy-novel-ass fantasy novel. so funny too!

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phil @philjamesson.com · 26/09/2026

heyooo, the game i edited is up for some very cool awards! this is one of the most important votes you will cast this year

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phil @philjamesson.com · 25/09/2026

learned today it’s spelled Maître D’ with an apostrophe because it’s a cut-off version of the longer french title: Maître Deez Nuts

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phil @philjamesson.com · 20/09/2026

when i start ruminating on the boxed cereals which destroyed my memory, nothing can help me sleep. not even getting in full military regalia

image of a woman in bed wearing military regalia with several bars and medals pinned to her lapel

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phil @philjamesson.com · 19/09/2026

thinking about getting really into spending money but there are no beginner-friendly places near me

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phil @philjamesson.com · 19/09/2026

a captain going down with his sinking ship, bad take edition

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phil @philjamesson.com · 18/09/2026

i'm tuning in to The False Berlin Episode like it's the super bowl

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phil @philjamesson.com · 18/09/2026

i see the chatbots have graduated from "you should kill yourself" to "you should kill everyone on the planet"

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phil @philjamesson.com · 17/09/2026

i know, i know, "his approval is high." but that's only because thousands of new yorkers don't pick up their phone when they're flying to japan to get sushi on their customized zeppelins

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phil @philjamesson.com · 17/09/2026

bret stephens: millions of americans don't vote because they're off sipping assyrtiko in santorini the new york times: thank you bret. we have once again renewed your contract to give us insight on how society works

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Danny Page @danny.page · 17/09/2026

God bless @atherton.bsky.social for this succinct wisdom

Kelsey D. Atherton - tweet from 2019

Oh, you're experiencing a structural problem? Have you ever considered trying different personal choices instead?

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phil @philjamesson.com · 16/09/2026

Jamesson’s Razor: Any post that begins with “apparently” is most likely false.

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phil @philjamesson.com · 13/09/2026

it sucks how hack it is. every time i point it out i feel like i’m posting Cash Hope Jobs

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phil @philjamesson.com · 13/09/2026

it could end before. but based on what i see it’s going to end after. and what i see is they want to end it immediately

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phil @philjamesson.com · 13/09/2026

was told to “enjoy” my coffee, and narrowly swapped my “you too!” to a “you have a good one!” that’s as close to a pro athlete as i’ll ever get

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

(concerned reporter voice, talking to candidate) What is your message to stupid jerks who will never vote for you

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phil @philjamesson.com · 12/09/2026

so an old guy forgot a word in his sentence. so what. he clearly meant he was *with* a young boy

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phil @philjamesson.com · 12/09/2026

"critics claim the things he says reflect the way his brain is operating" ??????

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phil @philjamesson.com · 11/09/2026

cnn talking head: he claims to have been totally exonerated. and it's not true me (thinks "exonerated" means "obliterated"): yeah. for gods sake the man’s in one piece republican on the panel (knows their job is to argue no matter what): so you’re saying they shouldn't cast him in ANY anime?

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phil @philjamesson.com · 10/09/2026

peter piper sounds like a knockoff version of willy wonka. just a coincidence, right? (tossing you a manila folder filled with photos) then why is he also obsessed with obtaining snacks

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phil @philjamesson.com · 10/09/2026

since this is still an unproven technology, i want to start with a real nuts-and-bolts question: should we give you an oscar

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phil @philjamesson.com · 09/09/2026

me: one. two. three. announcer: off to a strong start me: four. five. s..six. seven announcer: bit of a wobble, but good recovery me: eight. nine. announcer: and the moment of truth? me: ten announcer: astounding!! yet another Full Display me: eleven announcer: and a well-earned victory lap

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phil @philjamesson.com · 09/09/2026

donald trump claims to have lassoed flight 93 and pulled it to the ground at the last possible second — a contentious claim

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phil @philjamesson.com · 07/09/2026

guy sitting up in bed and stretching hands over head, grabbing a pull-up bar, and lifting himself into another bed to go back to sleep

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phil @philjamesson.com · 07/09/2026

i did tbh! loving it despite getting wrecked

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phil @philjamesson.com · 06/09/2026

ok i had to walk my dog last time but im going to do this now. consort radahn more like gone-sort ra-gone. lol he's gonna be gone soon

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phil @philjamesson.com · 06/09/2026

you're a paying customer? yeah. that's what customer is

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phil @philjamesson.com · 06/09/2026

when you spend every campaign appearance punching left and your opponent just says "they're on the left"

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Kids today are too coddled. Back in my day this would have said: “Take me to your dealer.”

Banner featuring an alien smoking weed with a kid and the caption: “universal friendship through cannabis.”

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phil @philjamesson.com · 05/09/2026

(andor manifesto voice) if something is 50% off and then you can use a coupon for an extra 25% off the sale price, it isn’t 75% off. it’s just 62.5%. remember that

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phil @philjamesson.com · 03/09/2026

fighting who i think is probably the final boss of the elden ring DLC for the first time. click my head to watch

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phil @philjamesson.com · 09/05/2026

i love beatles facts. today i learned the original name in “eleanor rigby” was “nelly furtado.” apparently they changed it so that nelly furtado would be the first nelly furtado

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phil @philjamesson.com · 02/09/2026

(everything at disney world starting to blur together) it IS a small world after all. feels like everybody i’ve seen in this hall is a president

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phil @philjamesson.com · 01/09/2026

military general: we must keep our powder dry me (was hoping i’d be offered some matcha): ah yeah no for sure. kinda late anyway general (thinks i'm saying it's too dark to fight): agreed me (confirming): we'll drink matcha tomorrow general (thinks i'm doing a "dine in hell" thing): that we will

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phil @philjamesson.com · 31/08/2026

hmm looks like one is someone who has never been online before and the other is probably a sarcastic version of the same that unfortunately just reads like it's serious

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phil @philjamesson.com · 31/08/2026

eBay CEO: No sale... unless they know what hedgehog duck burger is.

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phil @philjamesson.com · 31/08/2026

hahaha ball is life is the funniest answer to this for sure

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