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phil @philjamesson.com · 23/09/2026
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phil @philjamesson.com · 20/09/2026
when i start ruminating on the boxed cereals which destroyed my memory, nothing can help me sleep. not even getting in full military regalia
image of a woman in bed wearing military regalia with several bars and medals pinned to her lapel
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phil @philjamesson.com · 19/09/2026
seems dramatic but ok
what appears to be a screenshot of the interview

And what song is that?

McCartney: It is a cursed song, and unites all who hear it not in concord but in servitude. (highlighted) Some say it can only truly be sung with a forkëd tongue and a throat scarred by hot coals. (/highlighted) Nonetheless, in my foolish youth, I thoughtlessly attempted to capture the power of that melody. Of course, lacking both the careful preparation and the heedless abandon which may lead to a fruitful encounter with the dark forces of Hell, that unholy might was turned back upon me and mine. All which has withered in my life, all the lamentations of yesteryear and those yet to come, I lay at its feet.

Okay. Does it have a name?

McCartney: Maxwell’s Silver Hammer.
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phil @philjamesson.com · 06/09/2026
when you spend every campaign appearance punching left and your opponent just says "they're on the left"
shocked pikachu
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phil @philjamesson.com · 31/08/2026
man, what the hell are you talking about
captcha that says "Select things that would cost you more money than shown" with a photo of a smartphone, then picture of brooms, basketballs, planes, and an envelope
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phil @philjamesson.com · 30/08/2026
trump tapping his ear when he did the "you're just telling me this for the first time" move about RBG's death
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phil @philjamesson.com · 28/08/2026
probably not good that i looked up "officer flock cameras stalking" and couldn't find this story amidst the deluge of other cops also stalking their ex girlfriends
google search results with the "top stories" showing four different articles about police stalking cases using flock cameras. these four stories are about three different cops (jason rogers, asad zahir, and sergio rodriguez)
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phil @philjamesson.com · 27/08/2026
donald trumpthe mummy (1999)
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phil @philjamesson.com · 27/08/2026
think i’ve posted it before though so here’s a fresh one
a picture of my dog apollo laying on the ground and looking up
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phil @philjamesson.com · 27/08/2026
happy national dog day. this is one of my favorite pictures of apollo
a hand (mine) holding my dog apollo’s head
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phil @philjamesson.com · 24/08/2026
a couple impressions for everybody
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phil @philjamesson.com · 04/08/2026
hm
google search: bugs bunny pushing up sleeve

People also ask
Does Lola Bunny have autism?
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phil @philjamesson.com · 16/07/2026
list complete! fun time
About Me: Video Games
Favorite Game: Hollow Knight
Best Story: Oblivion
Favorite Art Style: Inscryption
Biggest Personal Impact: Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Best Combat: Sekiro
Funniest: Portal 2
Underrated: Against the Storm
Best Progression: Hades 2
Needs a Remake: Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
Criminally Overlooked: Pipistrello and the Cursed Yoyo
Favorite Protagonist: Grim Fandango
Favorite Antagonist: Undertale
Best Soundtrack: Super Mario World
Best Multiplayer: Super Smash Bros. Melee
Slay the Spire: Slay the Spire
Turn My Brain Off: Elden Ring
Best With Friends: Overwatch
Best Retro Game: Super Mario RPG
Nostalgic Childhood Game: Pokemong Trading Card Game Game for Game Boy
Game Everyone Should Play: Stardew Valley but also if you don't think it's for you don't lol I just had to put something broad in here so I went with this one but you know whatever
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phil @philjamesson.com · 15/07/2026
man it’s a hot one
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phil @philjamesson.com · 15/07/2026
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phil @philjamesson.com · 10/07/2026
the White House defended the aircraft's safety? pretty sure it's supposed to be the other way around!! folks,
Headline: New Air Force One Lacks Defensive Countermeasures of Previous Model, Officials Say
Subhed: Experts said the lack of such capabilities poses a potential risk when the president travels overseas. The White House defended the aircraft’s safety.

(photo of the plane)
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phil @philjamesson.com · 06/07/2026
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phil @philjamesson.com · 29/06/2026
same manner as the villain. but just as they do, he radiates desperation and fear. he needs to hear his ideological foes submit to him, to call him master. perhaps that would sate him! but we instinctively know even that, if accomplished, would become nothing to him, just as all else does. (2/2)
excerpt from The Farthest Shore

You sought it. All of you. You sought it and could not find it, and so made wise words about acceptance and balance and the equilibrium of life and death. But they were words - lies to cover your failure - to cover your fear of death! What man would not live forever, if he could? And I can. I am immortal. I did what you could not do and therefore I am your master; and you know it.
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phil @philjamesson.com · 29/06/2026
read Le Guin's The Farthest Shore for the first time. unsurprisingly phenomenal, accessible without coddling. its theme of the corrupting influence of greed is especially keen, and highly recognizable in about a thousand public figures today. you can practically hear them gloat in much the (1/2)
Excerpt from The Farthest Shore by Ursula Le Guin

"You exist: without name, without form. You cannot see the light of day; you cannot see the dark. You sold the green earth and the sun and stars to save yourself. But you have no self. All that which you sold, that is yourself. You have given everything for nothing. And so now you seek to draw the world to you, all that light and life you lost, to fill up your nothingness. But it cannot be filled. Not all the songs of earth, not all the stars of heaven, could fill your emptiness."
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phil @philjamesson.com · 16/06/2026
b-b-but the nanobubbler!!!
excerpt from the guardian article linked above
The US Department of the Interior has claimed in recent days that the installation of a water treatment system which a spokesperson described as “nanobubbler technology” would help address the algae issue.

“The nanobubbler technology has successfully destroyed the algae bloom that has plagued every pool reopening since 1922,” a spokesperson told the Guardian on Tuesday. The spokesperson claimed the pool had been “broken and disgusting” days after a project that took place while Barack Obama was president.

(HIGHLIGHT) “Now, due to deploying the advanced nanobubbler technology, the algae is dead and being vacuumed up as we speak,” the spokesperson added. “We thank President Trump for fixing the reflecting pool for good.” (/HIGHLIGHT)
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phil @philjamesson.com · 11/06/2026
balance in all things
a yin and yang labeled "the worst game of basketball you've ever watched" and "the best game of basketball you've ever watched"
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phil @philjamesson.com · 11/06/2026
victor wembanyama taunting mitchell robinson before imploding and losing the largest lead in nba finals history
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phil @philjamesson.com · 10/06/2026
what i’m afraid will happen if i dance
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phil @philjamesson.com · 06/06/2026
look i don't want to be mean but i think if you double down on this cartoon-logic shoe video being real, you should probably have your account taken away as you are in the process of going insane
a still from an AI video featuring a man with big transparent plastic shoes walking on watera still from the AI video of "onlookers" in a vague people-shape
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phil @philjamesson.com · 29/05/2026
ohh i get it. a tesseract is Time’s Square
Tesseract wikipedia page

In geometry, a tesseract or 4-cube is a four-dimensional hypercube, analogous to a two-dimensional square and a three-dimensional cube.[1] Just as the perimeter of the square consists of four edges and the surface of the cube consists of six square faces, the hypersurface of the tesseract consists of eight cubical cells, meeting at right angles. The tesseract is one of the six convex regular 4-polytopes.
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phil @philjamesson.com · 25/05/2026
me: i'm trolling :) replies: stop trolling me: So; the First Amendment is toilet paper to you ?
how the original post from mark cuban began:

Mark Cuban
This will make some folks mad :).
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phil @philjamesson.com · 22/05/2026
i have sung this between 30 and 50,000 times this week
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phil @philjamesson.com · 21/05/2026
there's always a tweet
tweet from donald j trump, parentheticals clumsily photoshopped:
In order to (avoid going to his son's wedding), @BarackObama will start a war with Iran.
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phil @philjamesson.com · 20/05/2026
five days in washington dc
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phil @philjamesson.com · 19/05/2026
watch guys when they read this post
tempus fugate, the clock king, from the animated batman series
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phil @philjamesson.com · 18/05/2026
good/yes, chicken, treat, sit, stay, OK, down, settle, come, hup, touch, target, "go to the," couch, sofa, crate, bed, sit-pretty, drop it, leave it, get it, let's go, pick-up, under, figure-eight, quiet, awoo, look, paw, other, spin, handle, pet, lap, medicine, friend, favorite place, hit the bells
a handsome white dog with a brown and black head, looks like a big jack russell terrier, wearing a red collar that says apollo
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phil @philjamesson.com · 17/05/2026
you'll never catch my ass not using footnotes
¹ — the word “Republican” does not appear in the article about Republican gerrymandering.
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phil @philjamesson.com · 17/05/2026
they got me writing about politics i'm afraid
In that sense, this second paragraph operates as a Rorschach test. If you are aware Republicans are engaging in suppression, it reads that way; if you believe Democrats are simply whining about a “fair” playing field, you are humored, as well.
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phil @philjamesson.com · 16/05/2026
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phil @philjamesson.com · 12/05/2026
this is a fact, it is true, it is not up for debate. and this sort of reality-denying needs to be excised from the coalition wholesale. you can argue about strategy, but you cannot argue the man was out there aggressively beating the pavement when they, themselves, contemporaneously said he wasn't.
excerpt from "Tim Walz breaks free from his bubble" 10-17-2024 https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2024-election/tim-walz-breaks-free-bubble-rcna175726
It’s all part of what the Harris-Walz campaign said would be a “more aggressive” approach to campaigning for the Minnesota governor following his debate with Republican vice presidential nominee JD Vance earlier this month. Before then, he had been almost completely missing on TV since becoming the Democratic vice presidential nominee and avoiding answering questions from the media.
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phil @philjamesson.com · 12/05/2026
you're absolutely right, the media didn't focus on his tv interviews. that's because he wasn't doing tv interviews. aug - sep, he did four (vance did 59). this was explicitly campaign strategy. www.telegraph.co.uk/us/politics/... *everyone* agrees. including walz. www.politico.com/news/2025/03...
excerpt from an article written mid-September 2024:
In total, the Democratic candidates have granted just seven interviews between them, while their Republican rivals Donald Trump and JD Vance have given more than ten times that number over the same time period.

(highlight)Figures close to the Harris campaign told Axios that limiting interactions with the press was a deliberate strategy, suggesting they hope to shield the vice-president from bruising media encounters with the election just weeks away.(/highlight)

In the 59 days since Ms Harris became the Democratic presidential candidate, Trump and Mr Vance, the Ohio senator, have given 73 interviews. The bulk of those were done by Mr Vance, with Trump giving 14 interviews.“We, as a party, are more cautious” in engaging the media, both mainstream and non-traditional, Walz said. And during the 2024 campaign, he said, “in football parlance, we were in a prevent defense to not lose when we never had anything to lose because I don’t think we were ever ahead.”Walz’s assessment of the campaign’s missteps — which he emphasized he also “own[s]” his part in because “when you’re on the ticket and you don’t win, that’s your responsibility” — was also one shared privately in interviews with more than a half-dozen former presidential campaign staffers, all of whom were granted anonymity to discuss the issue candidly and many of whom lamented the vice president’s campaign schedule that had her avoiding unscripted moments with the press and voters late into the fall.

“He was underutilized and that was the symptom of the larger campaign of decision paralysis and decision logjam at the top,” said one former senior Harris aide. “Could he have changed a percent in Wisconsin? Maybe. We still lose even if we win Wisconsin.”

Even so, this aide added, Walz got put “in a box,” and “we didn’t use him the way we could’ve.”

Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison said he “wished they would’ve put him out there more” because “the world seemed to want more Tim Walz, and there were times when I wish they could’ve gotten more Tim Walz.”
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phil @philjamesson.com · 12/05/2026
noticing a new take in the replies here that this "didn't happen." yes, it did. and people were commenting about it contemporaneously, not just in hindsight. the VP debate was described as "Midwest nice" and a "show of civility." it was baffling then, and it's baffling now.
politico article from oct 2, 2024:
Adam Wren: Vance. The Harris-Walz strategy of all but hiding Walz since his early August rollout showed tonight. Walz’s answer on the Tiananmen Square question — he had a significant amount of time to formulate a response to this prior to the debate — was rocky at best. One of the enduring questions for the Harris-Walz campaign will be why they bubble-wrapped a guy who rose to prominence on the strength of his media hits during the mini-veepstakes. I just don’t understand it.
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phil @philjamesson.com · 11/05/2026
standing in the middle and tossing zoloft into people's mouths as they approach one at a time, like a martial arts master expertly deflecting his students' attacks. they fall to the ground smiling
jubilee debate-circle youtube thumbnail: Psychiatrist and 20 Depressed People
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phil @philjamesson.com · 02/05/2026
😔😔😔
a twitter post from phil in 2021:
imagining a world where ask jeeves beat google. where youtube is owned by jeeves. where jeeves makes phones. indeed, for in this upside-down world, it is we who serve the butler
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phil @philjamesson.com · 14/04/2026
chess opponent: wait i thought you were all out of moves-- me:
john wick with the letters rearranged and captioned checkmate
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phil @philjamesson.com · 14/04/2026
chess opponent: my favorite piece is the knight. what about you me:
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phil @philjamesson.com · 14/04/2026
chess opponent: you had a lot more muscle on you back then lol me:
john wick captioned "now, yeah, I'm thin"
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phil @philjamesson.com · 14/04/2026
chess opponent: do you remember our first game me:
john wick captioned "I'm thinking back."
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phil @philjamesson.com · 14/04/2026
chess opponent: ugh are you even paying attention me: ok yes i've zoned out a few times during this game,
john wick screenshot "But now, yeah, I'm thinking"
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phil @philjamesson.com · 12/04/2026
simpsons screenshot with a clumsy replacement: We've tried (sending them our oiliest liar), and we're all out of ideas.
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phil @philjamesson.com · 30/03/2026
it really is amazing how if you support any status quo, you're described like Buddha himself for not engaging on the issue. i'm sure netanyahu is also "uninterested" in the "infighting"
Highlighted text: And while many Democrats may be pointing fingers at each other as part of the party's soul-searching journey, Beshear is uninterested in such infighting.
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phil @philjamesson.com · 10/03/2026
standup comic who shouldn't have used that q-tip
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phil @philjamesson.com · 05/03/2026
damn that rules dude
opencritic's 2026 hall of fame listing resident evil requiem, mewgenics, and esoteric ebb
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phil @philjamesson.com · 20/02/2026
next to a sign that says "Days Since a Republican Official Has Been Charged With Sex Crimes: 0," a stick figure comforts a second stick figure holding a "1"

caption: I'm sure we'll be able to put yours up one day.
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phil @philjamesson.com · 31/01/2026
hahahahaha come onnnnnnn
screenshot of Nellie Bowles' wikipedia

Her first book, Morning After the Revolution, was released in 2024 by Thesis, a new imprint of Penguin Random House.[40] In the book, (HIGHLIGHT) Bowles alleges that many U.S. institutions, including the governments of large cities and legacy media outlets, have been captured by far-left political actors. (/HIGHLIGHT) In The Washington Post, Becca Rothfeld wrote, "The book's ambient contempt for progressives is legible; its actual thesis much less so".[41] Commenting on the book's factual inaccuracies in The Guardian, Charles Kaiser wrote,
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