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Phil Gibson @philgibson01.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Last night we said goodbye to our beloved Bea. Unfortunately her cancer had returned, and was too aggressive to treat, so we decided to let her go and spare further pain. Obviously we're devastated, but we were with her at the end, and she was sweet and brave to the last. Love you forever, Bea. X
Bea, a tabby cat who was very small of head (but big of heart), playing with a toy.Bea sitting contentedly on the bed. She was 16 years old when she died. I've known her for 12. Llia always said she became a different cat the day I moved in. Previously she'd kind of lived in her brother Ryu's shadow. She was distrustful of most strangers but we immediately hit it off, and quickly became inseparable.Bea being a small loaf of bread. There's a million things I loved about Bea and haven't got space to write them all here. She was perfect in every way.To Bea: You are perfect
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Phil Gibson @philgibson01.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
[me on my way to the photos]: pshh yeah right, we'll see about that [looking at the pictures]: oh fair play that is actually quite a Big Cow
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Adam @therewillbegin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I saw an absolutely massive cow today. You could not imagine how big it was. No bigger that that. Nice try, but bigger. Just have a look it's easier... What the fuck happened here?
Massive cow, might be standing on something to look taller...No... it is just a fucking massive cow.Like wtf, how is this cow three times bigger than the other cows.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
you'll never guess what the context for this post is
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Phil Gibson @philgibson01.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Ten years ago we had Tim Curry, Anne Rice, and Naancy Reagan. Now we have no curry, no rice, and no naan.
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Actually sad what AI has done to the world of souvenir fridge magnets, postcards, etc. It's kind of microcosmic of the whole issue: the people in charge of fridge magnets don't seem to care that fridge magnets actually matter to people who collect fridge magnets.
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Phil Gibson @philgibson01.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How is it already pre-owned? It's only been out a couple of weeks!
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Saturday night
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Phil Gibson @philgibson01.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
ME: *looking through kitchen cupboards* COLANDER: Hey ME: *carries on looking through cupboards* COLANDER: Hey, Phil ME: ... COLANDER: HEY ME: WHAT? What is it? COLANDER: Remember that eclipse? ME: Yes, what about it? COLANDER: ... ME: ... COLANDER: Pretty cool wasn't it. ME: *sigh* Yes, colander.
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Phil Gibson @philgibson01.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I think this is a slightly different phenomenon to most of the other examples in the thread (i.e. embarrassing revelations). To wit, this one isn't embarrassing - unless you knew the background or had heard someone say it how else would you have known?!
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Celeste Labedz @celestelabedz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I wouldn't call myself a cartoonist, but I had the vision and just needed it to be on paper to the best of my ability.
A hand drawn eight panel cartoon. First two panels are a colander sitting frowning on a shelf. Then the colander is frowning straining pasta, then three more panels of frowning sitting on a shelf. Then a big panel where it's projecting a bunch of crescent eclipse shapes and smiling with speech bubbles around saying "Wow! Look! Amazing! Beautiful!" And then one final panel where it's sitting on a shelf smiling.
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Phil Gibson @philgibson01.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Or if you didn't know it was happening.
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Phil Gibson @philgibson01.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Oh shit.
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Phil Gibson @philgibson01.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Wish the sun would fuck off.
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Phil Gibson @philgibson01.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Friends say his commitment to the bit of going up in the loft on such a sweltering day for a half-arsed Bluesky post was not remotely worth it.
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Phil Gibson @philgibson01.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
All you need is a torch and a circle. Can make solar eclipse whenever you like. Saves a ton of money.
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Phil Gibson @philgibson01.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"We've got solar eclipse at home" The solar eclipse at home:
Homemade solar eclipse made by me in my loft using a torch and toilet roll tube
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Phil Gibson @philgibson01.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Vaxxed?
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Phil Gibson @philgibson01.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
No real appetite to check it out, just finding it an interesting character study in itself. So confident yet so jaded, so desperate for praise; his obvious and deep-seated contempt even for his fans. Yet through it all, so unable to comprehend that it's his own bitterness that poisons his work.
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Phil Gibson @philgibson01.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I've seen the reviews and the discourse, but part of me is still like "but surely it can't be THAT bad, right?". Is it actually THAT bad?
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Phil Gibson @philgibson01.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Just what is the deal with microwaves never being the same wattage as literally any microwave cooking instructions?
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Phil Gibson @philgibson01.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
You telling me an Armitage Shanked this toilet?!
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Phil Gibson @philgibson01.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It's fucked up how Tottenham are alphabetically the last team in this year's Premier League. Where are your West Hams, your Wimbledons, your Watfords, Wigans, West Broms, even your Wolveseseses....game's absolutely gone.
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Nettlecake @nettlecake.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Brilliant letter from Stuart Thompson to Jeremy Clarkson about his comments that benefit claimants should write weekly thank you letters to tax payers detailing how they spend their benefits each week.
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Phil Gibson @philgibson01.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
issuing correction on a previous post of mine. my wife is not, it turns out, "really enjoying it"
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Phil Gibson @philgibson01.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Something my wife's really enjoying at the moment is how I'm learning to express time using the maritime bell system. For instance: WIFE: What time we leaving tomorrow? ME: Six bells o' the forenoon watch WIFE: .. ME: .. WIFE: .. ME: 11 o'clock WIFE: .. ME: Could stretch to 7 bel.. WIFE: OH MY GOD
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Ninargh 🐈‍⬛ 🎃 👻 @ninawils.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
thisoneOverhere 
I wanna hear what the Lorax has to say about datacenters please


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I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees.
And frankly, you've got them all down on their knees.
You flattened the forests, you paved every glen, To build giant boxes for silicon men.
They whir and they blink with a mechanical hum, While rivers grow thirsty and creeks come undone.
So build with more wisdom, more sunshine, less smoke.
The planet's not here for one infinite joke.
I am the Lorax. My message won't bend-You can't upload Earth if it comes to an end.


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Not gonna lie that made me tear up a little
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Tweet from Jason (@longwall26):

You're off the force, Detective Kitten! Hand in your badge and gun! I'll also take that ball of yarn. haha so cute. You're back on the force
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Phil Gibson @philgibson01.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
FO FUM, MOTHERFUCKER www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
bbc.co.uk
Fifa World Cup plans: Gianni Infantino scraps private investment proposal after widespread opposition
Football's world governing body abandons plans to sell off stakes in its major competitions after widespread opposition to president Gianni Infantino's idea.
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Phil Gibson @philgibson01.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
hot singers in your aria
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 28/07/2026
A group of people who refuse to get help is called a family
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Phil Gibson @philgibson01.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Oi Nolan, make this one you coward.
The Odyssey poster except it's The Blobbysey, an epic Homeric tale charting the adventures of Mr Blobby as he makes his way home following the Trojan War.
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Phil Gibson @philgibson01.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The only thing keeping me going today is knowing that I have those plums to look forward to that I left in the icebox.
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Phil Gibson @philgibson01.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Been going to the same 24 hour gym for over 3 years now and this is the very first time I've been the only person here. And almost at witching hour too. What mischief can I get up to? I could do a gym mirror selfie and there's literally no one here to stop me.
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Phil Gibson @philgibson01.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
You made it!
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Phil Gibson @philgibson01.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
He's fallen in the water!
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Phil Gibson @philgibson01.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Stupid sexy pandas
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Son of Bengt (Halloween edition) @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
My favourite ever Girls Aloud post #TOTP
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Count Thotula @thotchev.cryptoanarchy.network · 25/07/2026
It came to me in a vision
The Odyssey drawn in a notes app with the s's drawn as the "cool S"
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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
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Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
When the story of why humanity didn't stop climate change is written, it will feature front pages like this. Even as the skies blacken with climate change-induced wildfires, right wing media continue their relentless crusade against measures to tackle it.
The Times: Net zero risks blackouts. Below a photo of French wildfires.
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Phil Gibson @philgibson01.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Yegads, man. I didn't know that was even an option (probably because it doesn't seem to be on my PW2).
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Phil Gibson @philgibson01.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I did both!
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Phil Gibson @philgibson01.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Hey Odysseus, how's it going? Cool, cool. Got a minute? It's just me and the lads were talking about this...journey we're on. Sorry, "Odyssey". But see that's the thing. Some of the lads, well they're not sure about the name. I mean, bit self-serving isn't it? No no you're totally right, forget I sa
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Phil Gibson @philgibson01.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
New Prime Minister Day is it? Gets earlier every year.
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Phil Gibson @philgibson01.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Well that's España in the works.
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Phil Gibson @philgibson01.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
How about we pack this in and all agree that last night's match was the actual final?
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Phil Gibson @philgibson01.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
What idiot called it the World Cup final and not an "Argie bargie"
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Metin Seven, Moon Child's dad 🌝 @seven.eurosky.social · 19/07/2026
Photo of a van with a text printed on its back: "We fix what ChatGPT said you should try!"
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