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SanDeE*

@phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social
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No coffin please! Just wet, wet mud. 🌈 the eldest millennial Automatically wary of those who claim complicated problems have simple answers. Philadelphia

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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 7h
Garhalloweenfield
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🕯️ Garfield’s Halloween Adventure ️🎃 Garfield & Friends 👻
YouTube video by Garfield & Friends
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Husband has been doing some genealogy and his people are apparently from Newfoundland (neat!) - let me tell you that place has some names! Like Exploits, Dildo, and Leading Tickles!
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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bots are all named Julie now I guess. I've blocked some flavor of this account every day for several days running now.
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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Noted: the mind of "the head of the US Travel Association" is very, very easy to boggle.
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m @mjjii.com · 30/09/2026
from the zine
Fierce Pigeon Interview

I caught up with the pigeon who's taking Spunkton by storm for being "fierce" (stylish and confident).

What does a typical day look like for you?
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Is there anything you're really interested in lately?
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[digital art of a pigeon walking]
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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just watched a video of somebody making a plant based loaf of some kind that ended up looking like vegan baloney and I just can’t fathom who is the target consumer for round, pink not-meat. It had agar in it like a petri dish 🤮
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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Freshman dorm had sinks in the room. I poured leftover chicken soup down it that I didn't want, mostly carrots. Obviously it clogged. Roomie and I bought a drain cleaner called Liquid Fire which fixed it. Days later a friend 3 floors under us mentioned orange foam shot out of her sink that day.
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joe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
increasingly feels like my Perfectly Fine liberal arts education was an artifact grabbed fleeing a burning temple
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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Her actual fridge is just out of frame and is nothing but wall-to-wall Hot Pockets
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Stuart Palmer @spalm.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
"Fresh Butternut Pumpkin Whole".
"Fresh Butternut Pumpkin Whole" truncated to "Fresh Butt ... hole".
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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've washed my hands 4 times and they still smell like our instacart shopper's gross perfume. If your scent can transfer to somebody else via grocery bag handles and then not wash off, you're wearing entirely too much.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 28/09/2026
is this ad too online? I dunno, maybe is it laser targeted at me personally? yes it is, thank you abdul
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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Drag name Sharon Personator
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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bald guy and a cat laying head to head
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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Either Gopuff has no gay people on staff or only gay people on staff
An ad for coconut water that says “good day for a good nut”
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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I watched two episodes of AHS 13 last night and 1. I don’t understand how they still get the talent they do and 2. Ryan Murphy owes me money
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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This song and this video always make me smile
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Mating Ritual - The Bungalow (Official Video)
YouTube video by Mating Ritual
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dewbert @dewbert.social · 26/09/2026
Philly showing off before the storm
The Philadelphia skyline backlit with a vivid orange and purple sunset
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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don't know why this is like My Fall Song but every time it turns chilly I want to listen to it
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Venetian Blue
YouTube video by Shawn Colvin - Topic
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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Few of us know the last time we’re going to see a friend. In my case it was summer of last year, when we reconnected and laughed like no time had passed. I am furious for my friends, their children, and all the children who now won’t be patients of a brilliant doctor. Rest easy, Idris. I miss you.
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Pittsburgh doctor attacked and killed while he slept, wife also stabbed
Dr. Idris Evans, a physician and medical director from UPMC Children's Hospital in Pittsburgh, was killed in an overnight stabbing.
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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think one hallmark of AI slop is that negative space is 100% not allowed. Every surface, every plane must be covered with some detail, image, word, texture. It’s so gross.
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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Like Pennywise but a 4 year cycle instead of 30
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Daniel Gilmore @gilmored85.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Republicans deserve everything Trump is doing to them
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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Has there ever been a more perplexing song order than on Kylie Light Years where it goes -Please Stay (banger) -Bitterweet Goodbye (the fuck?) -Butterfly (capital of bangerville)
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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.
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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Look, normally you couldn't pay me to care about Colorado's trash heap of a congresswoman but this...THIS is like the craziest thing I've read in a long time. Soap operas would bin this script for being too out-there.
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Look, my intention is not to rub it in here, but I've been interested in electric cars for a very long time because I have been blessed with a memory longer than that of a goldfish. My flavor of Midwestern cheap is about stability in costs, not just what's cheap today.
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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The best part about the new Miley album is putting on Plastic Hearts instead
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Cao Cao Power Hour Enthusiast @statsboyandi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Anyway glad people got what they wanted! Hope saying slurs again was worth it!
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 18/09/2026
i have no idea why so many of you on this website are so eager to piss in your own breakfast cereal
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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He's not a wizard or a magician. People are sick of his shit, even dumb ones. You are allowed to feel hope. The people telling you to doom are broken and you should ignore them.
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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I choosing to offset my rage at how this is going to affect literally everyone with my joy at the way it will specifically affect red hat wearing coal rolling brodozer types.
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A horse is a horse Of course of course Unless you’ve been forced By a horse of course If so of course you can become The bureau’s Mr. Fed
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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
People on Reddit will do absolutely anything other than pick up a phone and call a person with the answer
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It is insanely funny that trump is so colossally dumb that he found ways that maybe no one else would have to make it absolutely right and factual for you to blame him
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm so tired of people saying things without thinking about what the words coming out of their mouth mean!
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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
NastyPig should make a line of compression socks to keep up with the needs of their demo
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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
And yet we are all still alive and arguably living in the cleanest environment available in the history of humanity. Spare me.
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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ocarina, to the tune of Tori's Concertina
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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Love blocking an account people are discoursing over, because it's rancid, only to get hit with a wall of screenshots from said blocked account.
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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The amount of magical thinking we as a society have permitted to take hold is A Problem
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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I want the National Trust for Historic Preservation to have an entire team dedicated to removing gold leaf.
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Richard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Write it on the blackboard a thousand times: they will have to demolish the ballroom, the arch and so forth. They will have to make a show of it. You will get the usual sons of bitches saying we don’t do that in this country. We do now. That is not emotion, it’s politics. To do less is dereliction.
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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Absolutely cannot wait to see this guy in October here in Philadelphia
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Bayonne - January (Live Studio Session)
YouTube video by Bayonne Music
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So funny watching the media try to write 2000's era Grand Theft Auto Outrage articles now that the whole country is a casino run by murderers.
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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Zoomies on the dashboard? No…200 moles on the dashboard. No…
A Reddit ad with a sprite can that’s hard to read
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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I have developed a parasocial relationship with these hot bears 🤷🏼‍♂️
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My husband has wanted this for years...
YouTube video by Todd and Rob
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𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔴𝔫𝔪𝔬𝔴𝔢𝔯 𝔐𝔞𝔫 @jabroxenbrodium.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
To be clear: “Johnny Depp Scrooge movie” sounds like a root canal
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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Sunday funday with these pig dicks
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