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Sarah Phelps

@phelpsiesarah.bsky.social
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Writer. The Christie Quintet that got on some people’s tits. Dublin Murders. A Very British Scandal. Coming soon: The Sixth Commandment.

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Sarah Phelps @phelpsiesarah.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I’m a patron! This is a fantastic charity. I just adopted Li’l Olive from them. As well as food programmes, rescue, veterinary care & education, they run incredible & vital neutering programmes for stray cats & dogs. I can’t wait to visit & see first hand the work the phenomenal teams do!
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Sarah Phelps @phelpsiesarah.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Jesus Christ The Last Of Us, break me into a thousand tiny pieces why don’t you
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Sarah Phelps @phelpsiesarah.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
SHE’S TANGLED IN ZAC EFRON’S WICKED WEB!!!! #TheStudio ♥️♥️♥️
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Sarah Phelps @phelpsiesarah.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
RON HOWARD CALLED ME A MOTHERFUCKER! TO MY FACE, MAN!! Oh, The Studio. I fucking LOVE YOU!
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Sarah Phelps @phelpsiesarah.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
The Studio on Apple is a work of genius. It’s pure deranged delight. If you’re not on it, get on it.
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Sarah Phelps @phelpsiesarah.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Adolescence on Netflix is fucking astonishing, urgent, vital and it hurts your heart. Incredible cast, direction and writing. You must watch it. You just must.
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
A reminder that it's not a "shouting match" when only one side is doing any shouting.
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Sarah Phelps @phelpsiesarah.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Fortress Europe. End of.
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Dorian Lynskey @dorianlynskey.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
“Mr President, you’ve lost the Telegraph editorial page”
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Sorcha Ní Nia @luiseach.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
“Started making it. Had a breakdown. Bon appetit”
Kier Starmer with the speech caption ‘there’s a famous slogan in the United Kingdom’
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Sarah Phelps @phelpsiesarah.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Well.
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Jesus Christ. This is infuriating. They’ve got this prick Musk in his stupid hat and his Occupy Mars shirt running around, and they attack Zelenskyy on this. He doesn’t wear regular pants because his fucking balls won’t fit inside them, you dopes.
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Sarah Phelps @phelpsiesarah.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
They’ll set fire to the entire fucking world to enhance shareholder value.
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Lewis Goodall @lewisgoodall.com · 19/02/2025
Putin says Trump must go further before he’ll even agree to meet. Putin is entirely in the driving seat. The US has alienated its own allies, given Russia nearly all of what it wanted, bought Putin’s warped view of reality, and can’t even guarantee a meeting. The art of the deal, indeed.
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Gloomy Lawyer @gloomylawyer.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Garth Marenghi is shouting at the camera while saying "I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards." He is wearing a black jacket and serial killer aviator glasses.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
NOT NOW, MELVILLE. READ THE ROOM.
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Sarah Phelps @phelpsiesarah.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Bloody hell but #AmIBeingUnreasonable is outstanding. Hilarious and entirely brutal. All episodes of S2 up on BBX iPlayer. Brilliantly written and brilliant cast.
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Sarah Phelps @phelpsiesarah.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
These fuckers, mates. These egregious fuckers. *gestures furiously at the fuckers*
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Sarah Phelps @phelpsiesarah.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Merci, Gisele. Merci.
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Sarah Phelps @phelpsiesarah.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
My writing process is usually: a) I got this b) well, fuck c) wait that part was real good d) wait no that part sucks e) I am a god of this place f) the fuck is this shit, who do I think I am, why am I here g) oh man I just figured it all out h) mistakes were made I) existential dread
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
So today Musk has got rid of timestamps on tweets because someone made a visual study of his tweets, which make him look like a coke addled obsessive, and also unfollowed a popular internet woman who he’d been tweeting for months because she revealed she had a boyfriend. Good luck, America.
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Sarah Phelps @phelpsiesarah.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Gregg’s PR team having an absolute shocker of a day.
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Sarah Phelps @phelpsiesarah.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
We didn’t win best mini series but Tim only went and won for Best Actor. So so very happy and overwhelmed with pride. #thesixthcommandment #iemmys
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Sarah Phelps @phelpsiesarah.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I’ve packed. It only took 9 hours with some breaks for dissociation and swearing.
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Sarah Phelps @phelpsiesarah.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
The wall-eyed panic, the raging headache, the CHAOS when I have to something as simple as pack for a short trip is fucking pitiful. I got teary about tights. TIGHTS. Dismal.
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Sarah Phelps @phelpsiesarah.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Blistering, raw and wise from Robbie Williams on his insta. Seek it out.
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Sarah Phelps @phelpsiesarah.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
“Even I don’t wanna see me dance.” Developing a happy lil crush on Pete Wicks over here. #Strictly
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 17/11/2024
this thread is, er, the GOAT thread. The best thread.
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Sarah Phelps @phelpsiesarah.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Hello, you gleaming beauties.
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Sarah Phelps @phelpsiesarah.bsky.social · 06/03/2024
Hello and welcome to Wednesday
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Sarah Phelps @phelpsiesarah.bsky.social · 23/01/2024
Five years of no cigarettes. FIVE YEARS!!!!!!
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Sarah Phelps @phelpsiesarah.bsky.social · 19/01/2024
I’m watching this show Fisk on Netflix. Are you watching this show Fisk on Netflix? You should bc it’s great and hilarious.
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Sarah Phelps @phelpsiesarah.bsky.social · 05/01/2024
This is completely brilliant and you should get involved. Literature, film, excess, drugs, alcohol, beauty, and despair. It’s amazing.
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Sarah Phelps @phelpsiesarah.bsky.social · 03/01/2024
Fucking hell, pals but porridge absolutely slaps. What a breakfast. I could throw a cow over a house.
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Sarah Phelps @phelpsiesarah.bsky.social · 01/01/2024
I went to bc sleep and missed the bells and then I woke up and it’s 2024! HAPPY NEW YEAR, YOU PRANCING BEAUTIES! X
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Sarah Phelps @phelpsiesarah.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
Geert fuckin Wilders? Fucking hell.
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Sarah Phelps @phelpsiesarah.bsky.social · 15/11/2023
Dear Blue Sky-ers. Thank you for letting me share the last couple of days and nights. Xx
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Sarah Phelps @phelpsiesarah.bsky.social · 15/11/2023
And she’s gone. Go well across the shining river, our most beloved mum. Go well.
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Sarah Phelps @phelpsiesarah.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
My dad’s painting of mum, me, my brothers. The youngest not yet born. None of us were good at sitting still. Look at my mums red hair. She has green eyes too.
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Sarah Phelps @phelpsiesarah.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
Compline with familiars. Some of those are mine and my brothers when we were little. Kept for grandkids. The little rag doll with the shock of yellow hair is Polly. Mum made her for my first birthday.
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Sarah Phelps @phelpsiesarah.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
Vigil.
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Sarah Phelps @phelpsiesarah.bsky.social · 12/11/2023
I’ve barely posted on here but we’re going through a bad time, me & my family. My mum is so ill & I want to find a way to mark what’s happening & this place feels more private. So. Scenes as my brother & me waited to discharge my mum into palliative care at home. The sunshine. The red of my cardi.
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Sarah Phelps @phelpsiesarah.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
Look, I don’t want to start off my life in this app being a braggy twat but come on! I am fucking euphoric like it’s the damn 90s!
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Sarah Phelps @phelpsiesarah.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
Hello.
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Sarah Phelps @phelpsiesarah.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
Genuinely, what in giddy fuck is he talking about
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Sarah Phelps @phelpsiesarah.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
Ol’ Heffs there, bent up like a pretzel bc paragraphs are woke now but not at private schools where everything is really for the poor despite all evidence to the contrary it’s all to benefit the poor
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Sarah Phelps @phelpsiesarah.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
I've had a nice bath. I have a big cold glass of wine. and yet, dear pals, I remain outrageously humid in all the exotic pockets* of my being. *armpits. thighs., that's sort of thing. and knees! how can I have sweaty knees? am I .... RARE??????
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Sarah Phelps @phelpsiesarah.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
had a depraved tea: truffle marmite pasta with really strong cheddar, the sort that makes your eyes sweat, crumbled over the top and a leaf of basil for refinement. feel mighty, hopped up on salt n carbs. gonna throw a cow over a church. for fun. #elegance
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Sarah Phelps @phelpsiesarah.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
youtu.be/w83lXy-Sktw anyway, this is the trailer for The Sixth Commandment, starring Tim Spall, Anne Reid, Eanna Hardwicke, Annabel Scholey & a host of other brilliant actors, directed by Saul Dibb, written by me. BBC One 17th July and on iPlayer. Watch it, you glossy beauties.
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