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Sorcha Ní Nia

@luiseach.bsky.social
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sí/í, she/her, it was probably a joke calm down. no LGB without the T 🇮🇪 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ living in Donegal with a Cork man

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Sorcha Ní Nia @luiseach.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It’s very very funny that Ed Sheeran did all this without realising that his entire Support retinue for the *entire* tour was The Free Palestine Movement We Have T-Shirts And CDs By The Exit
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Sorcha Ní Nia @luiseach.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
In a world where people mackle too little, Macklemore 🇵🇸
A tweet from ‘brokeymcpoverty’ that reads 

DEAR MACKLEMORE, I’M SORRY I TWEETED THAT YOU SHOULD MACKLE LESS BACK IN 2014. I’M GLAD YOU’RE STILL OUT HERE MACKLING.
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Sorcha Ní Nia @luiseach.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Jamie and I like to do those stupid quickfire social media quizzes when we’re in bed of an evening if they appear on one of our phones when we’re scrolling ANYWAY: Question: the lower part of the jaw is called the mandible, what is the upper part called? Jamie: THE WOMANDIBLE THE WOMANDIBLE!! Me:
Monica from Friends yelling at Rachel ‘THAT’S NOT EVEN A WORD!!’
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Sorcha Ní Nia @luiseach.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
An incredibly proud daughter here. This book has been a labour of love for my dad for many years, and to see it finally in print is a truly wonderful day for my family. If you’d like a copy, it’s available on Amazon or in all good bookstores ❤️
The front cover of my dad’s book which reads:

JOURNEY TO AN GHRIAN

PLATO’S CAVE ALLEGORY RECONCEIVED

VOLUME 1: RUCHBAH, BRUEGEL, MEANING  AND THE WHALE: THOUGHTS ON CONSCIOUSNESS, BIOENGINEERING AND EXISTENTIAL QUESTIONS 

NÍALL LAMBKIN

The inside cover of my dad’s book which reads:

JOURNEY TO AN GHRIAN

PLATO’S CAVE ALLEGORY RECONCEIVED

VOLUME 1: RUCHBAH, BRUEGEL, MEANING  AND THE WHALE: THOUGHTS ON CONSCIOUSNESS, BIOENGINEERING AND EXISTENTIAL QUESTIONS 

NÍALL LAMBKINThe usual copyright pageThe dedication page to my mum and myself. Now you know where my internet names come from 👀
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Sorcha Ní Nia @luiseach.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Absolutely *inhaling* snorts at my desk in work at this
A satirical Waterford Whispers News post with the headline 

Daniel O’Donnell forced once again to deny part in Biggie and Tupac killings
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Sorcha Ní Nia @luiseach.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
[in the car Spotify playing, Billy Joel’s ‘Uptown Girl’ comes on] Me: do you remember when Westlife covered this Jamie: don’t Me: one of them is married to Bertie Ahern’s daughter Jamie: yeah Cecelia the author Me: no it’s not her it’s another one Jamie: it’s not it’s her. ‘author’ is a strong term
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Sorcha Ní Nia @luiseach.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
We just drove up to Malin Head and Jamie looked genuinely upset for a minute, I asked if he was ok and he said ‘This is a very very sad moment. This is as far away from Cork as I can get on this island.’ Absolute weapon of a man.
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Sorcha Ní Nia @luiseach.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Jamie and I ‘watched’ the solar eclipse tonight on the waterfront in Buncrana with a car picnic and it was delightful. At the risk of sounding smug, I wish you all the happiness that I currently have in my life. Grab your person or your furry pet-love and give them a cuddle ❤️
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Sorcha Ní Nia @luiseach.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
We just rewatched Braveheart so of course I’ve immediately run to Wikipedia to ‘read up’ on everyone Me: oh WOW did you know William Wallace was only 35 when he died? Jamie: yup Me: [amused] ‘occupation: military leader’ Jamie: death: NAAAASTY
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Sorcha Ní Nia @luiseach.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
[In the car in traffic crawling past a wake] Me: If I go first do NOT have a wake for me, I do not want people staring at my body, do you hear? Jamie: If I go first DO have a wake for me but only if you change my body’s position every hour He then demonstrated finger guns from the hip for me
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ceej @ceej.online · 05/08/2026
with apologies to the young man who left his extremely well-curated spotify account logged in on the hotel tv: if my daughter didn’t hear elmo’s alphabet rap we were all going to die
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Sorcha Ní Nia @luiseach.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
NO RAGRETS
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Sorcha Ní Nia @luiseach.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
So many videos online like ‘HI! I’M A 2024 BRIDE - HERE’S HOW WE HAD AN EXPENSIVE LOOKING DAY BUT A €150 BUDGET☺️🥰’ but their mum is a hairstylist, their dad owns a bakery, their granny is a florist, their best friend is a dress designer, their cousin is a vintage car and their stepbrother is a hotel
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Sorcha Ní Nia @luiseach.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The funniest review I’ve seen of The Odyssey so far
RIP odysseus you definitely would’ve loved google maps 4 1/2 ⭐️
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Jamie @indyiscoming23.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I am the only partner in human history to be fussed at for making the bed. This is a regular occurrence. Think I’ll marry this one.
static.klipy.com
Annoyed Monkey 3amskypecall
ALT: Annoyed Monkey 3amskypecall
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Sorcha Ní Nia @luiseach.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
So I’m biased but c’mon now. God’s own country (county) 🙌🥰🇮🇪
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Sorcha Ní Nia @luiseach.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
❤️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
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Sorcha Ní Nia @luiseach.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
We as a species, as humanity, need to rise up and stop accepting these absolutely BRUTAL BASTARD ad length times on Channel 4 OD* or whatever it’s called because we’re trying to watch Tip Toe and I’m already in PIECES and then the ad breaks kick in and oh my GOD *yes there’s a VPN involved
Emma Thompson having to deal with Tip Toe AND ad breaks
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Sorcha Ní Nia @luiseach.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Jamie just played me a clip from an Irish radio phone in quiz and I don’t even care if it’s real or not because Host: name a celebrity whose name begins with ‘Q’ Hapless Caller: eerrr errrrr oh god…errrrr Host: c’mon! HC: errrrr Que Jackman!! Host: what
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Sorcha Ní Nia @luiseach.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
[context: Jamie is unwell at the moment and taking NyQuil before bed] me: you didn’t even measure that, you just swigged it like a Victorian laudanum addict Jamie: … me: will you still be awake when I get back from brushing my teeth? Jamie: hopefully not
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Sorcha Ní Nia @luiseach.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
YES!!!!! I love this woman’s dress, I think she’s beautiful, she’s stunning, my only concern here is that the dress wouldn’t look good on my vampiric skin tone so I couldn’t buy it myself
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Sorcha Ní Nia @luiseach.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Jamie: for someone so annoying you really don’t like being annoyed do you Fair summation of my personality
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Sorcha Ní Nia @luiseach.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
[watching Love/Hate and a character is found dead in bed with no obvious signs of injury] Me: oh my GOD what happened?! Jamie: … Me: HOW DID THEY DIE?! WHAT HAPPENED WHAT WAS IT?!? Jamie: …I am literally watching it at the same time as you, I have no idea, I would have to examine the corpse
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Sorcha Ní Nia @luiseach.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I regret to announce that unfortunately
Kourtney Kardashian saying ‘So I took a pregnancy test, and I might be pregnant’ and Scott Disick replying ‘there’s a might symbol?’
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Sorcha Ní Nia @luiseach.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
It’s a Bank Holiday weekend, it’s not even 11.30pm, I’m tucked up in bed next to my fiancé who is desperately trying to go to sleep before an early start in the morning, and I’m cackling like a goose in a drain
A screen shot of a tweet saying 

‘My favourite character in Beauty and the Beast is this dresser waiting to fuck up a villager with a baseball bat.’

above a still from the film of a dresser waiting to fuck up a villager with a baseball bat
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Sorcha Ní Nia @luiseach.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Just read a comment on my TikTok FYP that said ‘Dreading when it’s my turn to marry Katie Price’ and I’m sorry but I made a sound like a goose in a drain
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Sorcha Ní Nia @luiseach.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
lying next to Jamie in bed on a Saturday morning, stroking his hair, thinking ‘wow, how lucky am I, I love him so much’, then the hair stroking getting more aggressive because I’m bored and that’s enough sleep for you, wake up and talk to me, I have thoughts and opinions and stuff to say
Ben Affleck with thoughts and opinions and stuff to say
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Sorcha Ní Nia @luiseach.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
We all know Linehan is fetid rancid rotten bin-juice, but this is an absolute BOP, and RTÉ will genuinely be showing Father Ted instead of Eurovision and as an added cheeky bonus, Linehan is livid about it
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Green Foundation Ireland @greenfoundationirl.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
🌳 Biodiversity Week 2026 | Let’s Talk: Restoring Our Native Irish Woodlands 🌳 You are invited to a special in‑person evening connection with nature at Glenveagh National Park. 📅 Thursday, 21 May 2026 | 7.00–11.00pm 🎟️ Free event - Register 👇 @hometreecharity.bsky.social @npwsireland.bsky.social
eventbrite.com
Let's Talk: Restoring Our Native Irish Woodlands
Join us in Glenveagh National Park for an evening of poetry, music, and contributions from leaders in the area of nature restoration.
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Sorcha Ní Nia @luiseach.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Sent this to Jamie and he didn’t get it. Disappointing.
Roses are red
April is grey
But in a few weeks
[Justin Timberlake in NSync era smiling at you in cartoon form…]
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Sorcha Ní Nia @luiseach.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Just put the deposits down for our wedding rings so if anyone wants any pictures of Jamie’s feet on OnlyFans hit him up, we need the money
Ben Affleck looking like he’s just put his deposits down for his latest wedding rings
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Sorcha Ní Nia @luiseach.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
We’re on Episode 7 of The Dublin Murders and I honestly have absolutely NO idea what is happening, whoever wrote this nonsense needs to be stopped, but I have to finish it at this point for the sake of my mental health. If this isn’t resolved with actual answers I am going to start a one woman riot
Cillian Murphy needing answers from The Dublin Murders or he’s going to start a one woman riot
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Sorcha Ní Nia @luiseach.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
We just watched the Peaky Blinders film and as a Cillian Murphy Connoisseur this really pains me but…meh?
Cillian Murphy looking like you just gave him homework on a Friday
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Sorcha Ní Nia @luiseach.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
It’s too late for me but save yourselves if you can
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Sorcha Ní Nia @luiseach.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Watched the Louis Theroux ‘Manosphere’ documentary last night and I feel like those of us in longterm relationships/not actively trying to date right now really got the last choppers out of ‘nam because fucking hell
Paul Mescal looking like he’s seen things you wouldn’t believe
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Sorcha Ní Nia @luiseach.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Jamie has just very pointedly turned his back on me in bed to ‘just gonna watch the game love’ and interrupt my ‘here look at this instagram reel hahaHAHAhaHA!’ streak in case anyone’s wondering how our night is going
Ben Affleck looking like someone just interrupted his instagram streak with some football
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Sorcha Ní Nia @luiseach.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Speaking as an Irish citizen living in Ireland, has anyone suggested this sort of plan to Keir Starmer though?
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Sorcha Ní Nia @luiseach.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I feel like this would simply immediately Cease All Crime
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Em @irradiatedmouse.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Me when I see an Android phone
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Sorcha Ní Nia @luiseach.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I can’t remember where I first saw this (just came across it again on instagram) but it’s been years now and it lives rent-free in my brain. Just include me please, I’m listening anyway and I Have Opinions
Why are threesomes only for sex why can’t I join in a couple’s argument if I want to
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Sorcha Ní Nia @luiseach.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I have just read a description of children as ‘crotch goblins’ and I’m afraid if anyone needs me I have simply dissolved into the ether 💀
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Sorcha Ní Nia @luiseach.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Me looking at the cheating Canadian curling team as if before a couple of days ago I could remember curling was even a sport
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Sorcha Ní Nia @luiseach.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Just physically print stamped a work document as having come in on the ‘61st February’ if anyone’s wondering how my day’s going And yes, it’s possible to turn the little wheels on the date stamper to that, which in my mind makes it the stamper’s fault and not mine
Ben Affleck looking out to sea like he’s just stamped a work document the ‘61st February’
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Sorcha Ní Nia @luiseach.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Imagine using *this* as your launchpad for your ‘nuns are just smol beans 🥹’ thought piece
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Have I told the story about how I woke up hungover and then was interviewed by the Gardai Organized Crime Bureau?
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Sorcha Ní Nia @luiseach.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Do you ever feel like you’re absolutely fighting for your life for your space in the bed? Jamie is ‘asleep’ right now but has just turned over ONTO me but as I type it’s occurred to me that I’m currently watching the Netflix Take That doc and he might actually just be trying to push me out of bed…
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Sorcha Ní Nia @luiseach.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Paid our wedding venue deposit today, if anyone wants to give us a winning lottery ticket, or their house, or their firstborn child (which we will immediately sell) or anything
Oliver Twist with his empty porridge bowl
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Sorcha Ní Nia @luiseach.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
My fiancé right now, with every *molecule* of his being
A screenshot of a tweet that says ‘Brooklyn Beckham’ and then the meme

 ‘I ain’t reading all that
I’m happy for u tho
or sorry that happened’
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Sorcha Ní Nia @luiseach.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
The Beckham-Peltz’s wedding photographer and videographer knowing they have the footage
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Sorcha Ní Nia @luiseach.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
[both lying in bed scrolling on our own phones when I suddenly hear-] Jamie: nope. Me: what? Jamie: nope. I’m not getting yeeted into the sky attached to a lunatic tied to a glorified bandana He was watching this over my shoulder
A screenshot from TikTok showing someone about to paraglide
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