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@phdwiz.bsky.social
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Wizard sock puppet account. I post bad takes, bunnies, and funnies ko-fi.com/phdwiz Any pronouns

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Cigarette Smonker @tangotwos.bsky.social · 17m
"I can't come in to work today, i'm sick with woke."
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 9h
I've been seeing lots of cool mods over on the other app so I have made an epic mod that combines Sonic and Team Fortress 2 using AI, I call it: Goatse
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Saw like 5 posts in a row vagueposting about SA'ers and it probably could mean like 20 different people rn
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think I've determined my own niche on this website: replying to people I follow with my rabbits
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
your response to “I was raped” should not be “I was right”
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Purple Woman looks distraught, on the verge of breaking down. She says “that man raped me”
Orange Guy standing next to her is absent-mindedly checking his nails. He says “Wellll, I’ve always disliked him and his work.”

Panel 2:
Purple Woman begins to cry. Orange Guy adopts an incredibly smug expression and says “Guess I must just be a good judge of character”

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Purple Woman dissolves into sobs. Orange  Guy notices, puts his hand on her shoulder and says “Aw”

Panel 4:
Purple Woman crumples to the floor. Orange Guy, looking bemused, asks “Are you crying because you’re jealous of how smart I am?”
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Only funny thing about this was that I was wearing my Holiday Fartcruise sweater when it happened so some dickhead's body cam footage has that on there
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Trump: My new executive order BANS the month of October! There are way too many SKELETONS, DRACULAS, GOBLINS, JOE BIDENS, AND ZOMBIES during this month and it makes me too scared! Now we are closer to Thanksgiving where I will publicly EXECUTE a bird at the White House! Makeamericagreatagain DJT
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing loudly to the world "I GET ZERO PUSSY"
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
OUR ANNUAL HALLOWEEN CONTEST IS BACK! Show your your best Graham Linehan costume for your chance to win 20 free hours of divorce attorney services and an X Premium subscription.
Top: Graham Linehan, annual loser

bottom left: 2023 winner B. Driver
bottom right: 2024 winner A. Potato
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you arent a burden. you are a human being with wants and needs. having desires does not make you selfish. unless you are sonic, in which case you are not human and everything you do sickens me.
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
European job applications: give us your resume and what's your gender and your pronouns that's all we need really American job applications: can we have your bank account number pwetty pwease 🥹 we need it so we can tell you no in 5 months
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Car is wrecked so I'm guess I'm out of gig money until that is fixed, which means no money unless I am miraculously given a job within the next few weeks. Love this place
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Idea: instead of a cuck chair it's a cuck balcony so you can do this
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Muppet Show Statler and Waldorf Laugh
ALT: Muppet Show Statler and Waldorf Laugh
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DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hollywood is gearing up for the heart-wrenching tale of this disgusting sick bird 🤢🤮
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I remember as a kid seeing YouTube videos and the like that had reversed audio as a joke and because some of the Nintendo DS'es had an audio reversing software it was always so easy to hear what they all said
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think the janitor from scrubs is an ally. Twice he has shown up in my dreams back to back and either been cool or helped me get out of being part of fascist society.
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Solitaire doesn't have a parry mechanic 0/10
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What the actual fuck I'm in a discord with that guy. I always had an off feeling about him but now I know why.
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The only time where John Fetterman has sat his ass down and listened while being a senator was the hearing where Tommy Tuberville talked about how he thinks furries caused 9/11 while next to🫄on a chart
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When she doesn't play rough she likes to lay on Olly
A brown and white rabbit being slept on by a black rabbit
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Sue @cameratrapsue.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I saw this black bear go down the drive so I quickly checked this camera, terrible lighting at this time of day - it's very challenging for the camera where I have it. I have it here for night photos but it was a treat to see it in person and have it on camera too. Stay safe, Bear. #mammals
An evening color photo showing part of my garden with small landscaping rocks in the foreground and various plants, shrubs and flowers in the middle and background. A black bear is very close to the camera on the right side of the frame, it's lying down with its head towards the left side of the frame, its nose is in-between its two front paws. This camera does well in all lighting conditions but this is very challenging for it with such bright background at this time of day and quite dark under the plants and yew tree here.The same spot in my garden only now the black bear is standing up, broadside to the camera with its nose to the ground, sniffing for something. The camera did the best it could in these really challenging lighting conditions- very bright background and dark foreground. I'm surprised it did this well.Same spot in the garden, this time the bear is lying down its head towards the right side of the screen. Its mouth is open and we can see some of its teeth. It is very friend shaped. The lighting isn't great but good enough to see it quite well. I love bear.
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Been seeing the skeletons being put in the lawns and windows and I like them all but I proposed a new plastic replica to be added to the mix:
Idk, an attempt at a bipedal unicorn skeleton. Known as the Guericke unicorn
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I've been playing a lot of Skyrim recently and my brain has decided the thing to glean from that in my dreams is that now I have save states in the dreams. So something will happen that I shouldn't have done or could have prevented and I just hop a few saves back and fix it.
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Whimsy Bunny Doodles 🐇 @whimsybunnydoodles.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hatsune Miku is that you???
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
They should have exit surveys for when you block someone so I can write why I don't wanna see their posts and why others don't wanna see mine
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"I Forgor" in front of an American flag and twin towers
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Apparently it's one year since something happened, I don't know what and no one can get me an answer
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Jim 👎 ジム @jtp2106.me · 09/09/2026
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's almost the year anniversary of when a bunch of ecelebs and shit tanked their careers by posting cringe online all at once for some reason
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Watched the Hellboy animated movies from the 00's and if I knew those existed when they came out or if they had a full TV series I would've been obsessed with it. Love the art style of it and the other shows who had the same style around that time
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My idea for the resident evil movie: Wesker saying "7 minutes. 7 minutes is all I have to play with you" And then Chris Redfield says "watch out this resident is evil" And then Wesker resident evils everywhere Sheva says "I too am in this movie"
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Got reminded today about how in highschool a lot of my school's funding definitely was funneled into the football program and the best part was that our team fucking sucked and never won anything.
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Fun fact but a discord I'm in had so much vriscourse that they had to outright ban any discussion of Homestuck and the rule just simply says: no Homestuck
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Whimsy Bunny Doodles 🐇 @whimsybunnydoodles.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Uribe Down - They say taupe is very soothing @saveourfarms.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Never forget to visit the 9/11 Memorial gift shop.
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Smokin symbiotes that make you trans
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Me when someone makes an amongus joke
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Steve McKerrall @photosteve.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The two young Great Horned Owls have come a long way since their days as fluffy muppet babies! 🤩 🦉 #birds #owls
Two young great horned owls sitting side by side on a tree branch, they look very close to fully grownThe same two great horned owls sitting ~2.5 months earlier when they were still in the nest
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A poketuber who I've been getting their shorts recommended to me the past week turns out to have transitioned in the last year so I got hit with whiplash of their changing voice as they were shown to me out of order but watching them in order is like a gentle change. A transition, if you will
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I wonder what Gambit thinks about Balatro
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Sopranos would've gone much better for everyone if all the guys told all the other guys they love them every so often
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
We need to compose a list of the people who write the book "don't build the torment nexus" and then they personally build the torment nexus. It's probably not a lot of people but it's definitely some significant ones out there
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Mind reader who doesn't actually do any mind reading they just guess everyone is thinking about big fat titties and is right like 99% of the time
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Discord mobile has this feature where you can quick react one specific emoji and at some point mine was chosen as 🫄and so people will get a notification for that as a reaction. And for anyone telling me that I can turn it off or change it: no (:
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
You could've gotten the models used in porn of Aerith and Tifa and it would've looked infinitely better than this and would've cost $0 instead of billions
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Why don't the people who are profiting off of tung tung tung sahur in Fortnite and roblox not give all the proceeds to Israel? Are they antisemitic?
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Sending best wishes to all, even the haters and losers, on this very special day, September 11th
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It's always called a Howitzer but not a Whenitzer or Whyitzer
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
poo poo and pee pee
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