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@phdwiz.bsky.social
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Wizard sock puppet account. I post bad takes, bunnies, and funnies ko-fi.com/phdwiz Any pronouns

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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 21h
www.sciencealert.com/sexually-tra... XAVIER RENEGADE ANGEL PREDICTED SEXUAL DIARRHEA??? 😱🤯
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Sexually Transmitted Diarrhea Is Exploding in The US. And It's Growing Resistant to Medicine
A gut pathogen that causes diarrhea and vomiting is morphing into a dangerous and difficult-to-treat sexually transmitted infection (STI).
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
In my new RPG it will be a giant world map you can explore that has 0 lore. There be no letters, books, NPCs, nothing. Just game only
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've been doing my best to apply to jobs today but I just can't look at any more postings especially ones that keep using "ERP" in the title. Stop trying to make enterprise resource planning a thing Larry Ellison.
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is why I hate videogames that have game mechanics. Stop making games that have me do things
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was forced to learn about this whole thing and the way I saw it was calling it Malfoid and immediately clocked it as misogynists doing their thing. And I'm still right about that
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wintertorta🍰 @wintertorta.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
a reminder 🪄 #illustration
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Cigarette Smonker @tangotwos.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"I can't come in to work today, i'm sick with woke."
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Actually had a nightmare of this guy as a kid I still remember and I barely watched the show, probably for that reason but also I didn't even remember the name of it for years
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've been seeing lots of cool mods over on the other app so I have made an epic mod that combines Sonic and Team Fortress 2 using AI, I call it: Goatse
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Maybe you should choose another place to host the images buddy
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
RIP imgbox and RIP Kabru, the sword twink who got me acting strange
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
But I NEED for everyone to see all my half baked opinions I came up with while angry and delirious
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Imma be real I thought you were talking about Family Guy for a second there
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Saw like 5 posts in a row vagueposting about SA'ers and it probably could mean like 20 different people rn
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Night, Dawn, and Day of the Dead are excellent movies. All of them are very different in tone, Day being super weird.
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think I've determined my own niche on this website: replying to people I follow with my rabbits
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
your response to “I was raped” should not be “I was right”
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Purple Woman looks distraught, on the verge of breaking down. She says “that man raped me”
Orange Guy standing next to her is absent-mindedly checking his nails. He says “Wellll, I’ve always disliked him and his work.”

Panel 2:
Purple Woman begins to cry. Orange Guy adopts an incredibly smug expression and says “Guess I must just be a good judge of character”

Panel 3: 
Purple Woman dissolves into sobs. Orange  Guy notices, puts his hand on her shoulder and says “Aw”

Panel 4:
Purple Woman crumples to the floor. Orange Guy, looking bemused, asks “Are you crying because you’re jealous of how smart I am?”
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yep started out terribly, have some rabbits as something else to think about
Two rabbits one white with brown spots and the other solid black, sitting beside a gangplank and a box
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Only funny thing about this was that I was wearing my Holiday Fartcruise sweater when it happened so some dickhead's body cam footage has that on there
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Trump: My new executive order BANS the month of October! There are way too many SKELETONS, DRACULAS, GOBLINS, JOE BIDENS, AND ZOMBIES during this month and it makes me too scared! Now we are closer to Thanksgiving where I will publicly EXECUTE a bird at the White House! Makeamericagreatagain DJT
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing loudly to the world "I GET ZERO PUSSY"
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
OUR ANNUAL HALLOWEEN CONTEST IS BACK! Show your your best Graham Linehan costume for your chance to win 20 free hours of divorce attorney services and an X Premium subscription.
Top: Graham Linehan, annual loser

bottom left: 2023 winner B. Driver
bottom right: 2024 winner A. Potato
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Peter Coffin what a legend at being terrible. I remember Peter being in the comments of 2016 era Big Money Salvia videos and people still ridiculed the shit out of them. I think they're still out there being embarrassing on a minute by minute basis.
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you arent a burden. you are a human being with wants and needs. having desires does not make you selfish. unless you are sonic, in which case you are not human and everything you do sickens me.
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Possibly some cats
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
European job applications: give us your resume and what's your gender and your pronouns that's all we need really American job applications: can we have your bank account number pwetty pwease 🥹 we need it so we can tell you no in 5 months
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What type of red sauce does the spaghetti have? Like a garlic onion or maybe a spicy or something else
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Car is wrecked so I'm guess I'm out of gig money until that is fixed, which means no money unless I am miraculously given a job within the next few weeks. Love this place
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Idea: instead of a cuck chair it's a cuck balcony so you can do this
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Muppet Show Statler and Waldorf Laugh
ALT: Muppet Show Statler and Waldorf Laugh
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DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hollywood is gearing up for the heart-wrenching tale of this disgusting sick bird 🤢🤮
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I remember as a kid seeing YouTube videos and the like that had reversed audio as a joke and because some of the Nintendo DS'es had an audio reversing software it was always so easy to hear what they all said
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Reminds me how when my family moved to the south the barn cat that my parents had disappeared within the first few months of living there. Probably should've been a sign.
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think the janitor from scrubs is an ally. Twice he has shown up in my dreams back to back and either been cool or helped me get out of being part of fascist society.
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Solitaire doesn't have a parry mechanic 0/10
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mr Hands II: Electric Boogaloo
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What the actual fuck I'm in a discord with that guy. I always had an off feeling about him but now I know why.
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The only time where John Fetterman has sat his ass down and listened while being a senator was the hearing where Tommy Tuberville talked about how he thinks furries caused 9/11 while next to🫄on a chart
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When she doesn't play rough she likes to lay on Olly
A brown and white rabbit being slept on by a black rabbit
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Sue @cameratrapsue.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I saw this black bear go down the drive so I quickly checked this camera, terrible lighting at this time of day - it's very challenging for the camera where I have it. I have it here for night photos but it was a treat to see it in person and have it on camera too. Stay safe, Bear. #mammals
An evening color photo showing part of my garden with small landscaping rocks in the foreground and various plants, shrubs and flowers in the middle and background. A black bear is very close to the camera on the right side of the frame, it's lying down with its head towards the left side of the frame, its nose is in-between its two front paws. This camera does well in all lighting conditions but this is very challenging for it with such bright background at this time of day and quite dark under the plants and yew tree here.The same spot in my garden only now the black bear is standing up, broadside to the camera with its nose to the ground, sniffing for something. The camera did the best it could in these really challenging lighting conditions- very bright background and dark foreground. I'm surprised it did this well.Same spot in the garden, this time the bear is lying down its head towards the right side of the screen. Its mouth is open and we can see some of its teeth. It is very friend shaped. The lighting isn't great but good enough to see it quite well. I love bear.
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Searching for all of your peanut butter and mayonnaise jars
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Been seeing the skeletons being put in the lawns and windows and I like them all but I proposed a new plastic replica to be added to the mix:
Idk, an attempt at a bipedal unicorn skeleton. Known as the Guericke unicorn
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I've been playing a lot of Skyrim recently and my brain has decided the thing to glean from that in my dreams is that now I have save states in the dreams. So something will happen that I shouldn't have done or could have prevented and I just hop a few saves back and fix it.
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
NHS right now:
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hey look we had the same idea lmao bsky.app/profile/phdw...
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Whimsy Bunny Doodles 🐇 @whimsybunnydoodles.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hatsune Miku is that you???
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
They should have exit surveys for when you block someone so I can write why I don't wanna see their posts and why others don't wanna see mine
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I already have this fucker blocked lmao
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is why we need to go back to calling it vriscourse
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