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phate @phate.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
what if I were a centaur? wow, nonsense hypothetical questions are fun!
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phate @phate.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
just bring back tontines, who gives a shit anymore
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Martha Wells @marthawells.com · 05/08/2026
Because it apparently needs to be said: I have never fucking used the AI/LLM/chatbot/plagiarism machine and I never fucking will. If you use it, I think you're a bad person.
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phate @phate.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I love that even in the scary made-up scenario, nobody gets hurt and actually it’s fine. this is reflective of reality most of the time! I wonder why she didn’t do a realistic scenario about cars instead? 🤔
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phate @phate.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
average intelligence level of an opinion piece in a major paper. I get why they publish these but I don’t get why the writers aren’t embarrassed to be a part of it.
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phate @phate.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It doesn’t even seem like companies care about more profit. CEOs resent that they need high-skill laborers who have leverage and want to change that, no matter the cost.
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kourge the jafnhár 🏳️‍🌈 @kourge.net · 12/05/2026
enough. i’m tired of github actions. it’s time for github consequences
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phate @phate.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
talking of media literacy, did you know that the nyt often solicits specific opinion pieces from specific people? do you think that maybe when a publication repeatedly seeks out and pays to publish the same opinions, that might reflect their values in some fashion?
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phate @phate.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I learned about a good one recently from @scriptingjapan.bsky.social. an anime character is hit with “ぬるぽ”, to see if they’re extremely online and they reflexively give the response, “ガッ”. it’s translated as epic/fail, which has nothing to do with the original meaning, but has the same sentiment.
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phate @phate.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
lower right bracket is insanely competitive this year, looking forward to some close match-ups.
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phate @phate.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
a hearty “lol” at everyone impacted by this. so sorry that you got punished for using a website for nazis incorrectly.
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 10/09/2025
Liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and you’ll get over it in no time
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phate @phate.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
if I cared what nate silver thought about anything I would die of shame
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phate @phate.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I very sincerely respect Kat and her position on this, but just for the avoidance of any doubt: I am coming at this from the position that every ChatGPT user is the problem.
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phate @phate.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
The first “amazed by chatgpt” story I remember is a person bragging about how it helped them program a “snake” game. Ah, cool, I just cloned one of the 5,000 snake game repos on Github. It took 5 seconds, and now we both have a codebase we don’t understand and don’t need.
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phate @phate.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
every time someone replies questioning this guy’s numbers, he blocks them and then makes progressively madder subskeets about it. seems like healthy behavior.
skeet by @bishopwhitewind.bsky.com : It pays for itself in like 6 months. Maybe it's a year now cuz of the Donald it doesn't matter. Y'all look at this. Look at this. Point the solar panel at the big ball in the sky. That's it. That's all there is to this. It pays for itself in a year tops even with Trump.

a photo of some shitty solar panels in a parking lot followed by a photo of the sun for some reason.
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phate @phate.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
there are no rhyming words in rough, bough, through, though, slough, and two “th” sounds. good luck, learners
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 19/06/2025
i think that if you are a professional political commentator you should be able to accurately describe reality
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Der Fisher @blackholefun.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Musk and Trump are like Kendrick and Drake right now except they're both Drake.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
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phate @phate.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
individual voters voting when they weren’t allowed to isn’t real. it has never changed an election outcome. Pretending this is anything besides voter suppression is pathetic. stop being a coward and just say you hate poor people.
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phate @phate.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
me, every day forever
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Not since Prohibition have so many Americans wanted to commit the same crime at once
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phate @phate.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
really enjoying the comments from people who think this is a generic complaint about gatekeeping and not a good joke.
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phate @phate.bsky.social · 28/12/2023
Every developer who implements a window where the options are “maybe later” or “yes” should be thrown in a gulag forever.
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