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phate @phate.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

anyone who describes it as “rogue AI” (looking at you, The Verge) should never be taken seriously again. waow, the computer program that was told to compromise a website tried to compromise a website. it has truly run amok!!

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phate @phate.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

you assumed, without basis, that the person you were replying to was stupid and said some irrelevant shit because actually you are the one who is stupid. hope this helps.

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phate @phate.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

oops, the signal didn’t make it to your car, now you’re driving 25 on the freeway, try not to get hit

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phate @phate.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

flock cameras aren’t speed cameras. words mean things sometimes

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phate @phate.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

oh no, hospital administrators might not be able to report huge profits to shareholders anymore. sad!

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phate @phate.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

he understands it perfectly. if the system costs less, then there’s less money his keepers can extract from it to buy yachts.

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phate @phate.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

people who are opposed to it don’t want to save money and they don’t want better outcomes. turning dead poor (and therefore morally inferior) people into yachts for hedge fund managers is a feature, not a bug.

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phate @phate.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

very easy for me to believe it, actually

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phate @phate.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

plagiarism is the only thing it can do, so I mean, what other demand could possibly exist?

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phate @phate.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I can’t even imagine loving something as much as elon loves racism. guy does drugs so he can stay awake and spend more hours being racist every day. he’s so dedicated.

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phate @phate.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I fear that all of the literate people came to bsky in the first year, so as it grows it’ll just be more and more people explaining your joke to you without understanding it.

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phate @phate.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

It’s funny that he, like trump, has only ever wanted one thing: for everyone to admire him. unfortunately he’s simply too brain-damaged to figure out how to turn a trillion dollars into people respecting him.

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phate @phate.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Don’t forget the modern favorite: “A CEO said this, which I have replicated here for you, without comment or critique”

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phate @phate.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

least bootlicking nyt employee

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phate @phate.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

yeah jokes are often based on exaggeration. no problem at all, happy to help.

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phate @phate.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

to be fair, doing oppo research on republicans isn’t skilled work. the hard part is getting anyone to care that they’re almost all sex criminals who are on the take, not identifying that they are.

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phate @phate.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

That’s… not how it works, though. One of the reasons that conservatives are so successful is that “kill the poor” is a complete policy, whereas a policy that helps poor people is complex and nuanced. he’s wrong because what he is saying is stupid, not because you can’t handle reading a short essay.

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phate @phate.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

me, posting on a website owned by a nazi, which he bought so he could be more vocal about his nazism: I am a serious leftist and I have many leftist opinions. 😌

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phate @phate.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

technically he gambles with your money

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phate @phate.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

had to read it twice before I realized it was 2.75 meters and not 2.75 million. I was like “what the hell are rich people up to now?”

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phate @phate.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

what if I were a centaur? wow, nonsense hypothetical questions are fun!

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phate @phate.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

any clown-based solution is gonna have similar risk of eventually ending up in AI training data. these companies have no morality, no limits, and seemingly infinite money.

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phate @phate.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

just bring back tontines, who gives a shit anymore

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Martha Wells @marthawells.com · 05/08/2026

Because it apparently needs to be said: I have never fucking used the AI/LLM/chatbot/plagiarism machine and I never fucking will. If you use it, I think you're a bad person.

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phate @phate.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

the incredibly sophisticated prompts and claude files people use largely amount to burning incense and putting totems around your desk to ward off bad spirits anyway. It just makes them feel clever, it doesn’t generally do anything.

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phate @phate.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

we’ve had automated aws account provisioning for like 6 years. it doesn’t require an LLM, it just requires knowing how to do your job

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phate @phate.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

yeah, endlessly reviewing broken code that the LLM shit out until you can’t be bothered and then it just goes live and breaks, and nobody knows how to fix it because their brain dribbled out of their ears as a result of the measured, proven reduction in critical thinking that comes with LLM use.

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phate @phate.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Funny how police have time and resources for this dumbass shit, but absolutely no time to solve actual crimes or help the people who call them. 😌

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phate @phate.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I love that even in the scary made-up scenario, nobody gets hurt and actually it’s fine. this is reflective of reality most of the time! I wonder why she didn’t do a realistic scenario about cars instead? 🤔

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phate @phate.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I assume you’re gonna start with something like all of the personal vehicles belonging to cops that clog up sidewalks and fire lanes, forcing people with limited mobility into the streets, and not some imaginary bugbear like e-bikes, right?

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phate @phate.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

person who makes like 65k: here’s why all poor people should be ground up and used as construction material for mansions

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phate @phate.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

average intelligence level of an opinion piece in a major paper. I get why they publish these but I don’t get why the writers aren’t embarrassed to be a part of it.

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phate @phate.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

damn it. I really thought I came up with an original joke. 😞 bsky.app/profile/phat...

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phate @phate.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

bring back humorism imo. you have too much black bile, that’s why you’re so annoyed by this.

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phate @phate.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

king was woolly side up to radiate heat better

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phate @phate.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

facebook will *instantly* fire you for that shit. imagine having worse privacy posture than facebook.

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phate @phate.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

against all odds, more useful than war

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phate @phate.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

don’t worry, that was obvious. some people just want to be disagreeable.

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phate @phate.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

iOS’s character recognition thinks it says “Ohe Depple ave Spolem!” which seems perfect to me.

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phate @phate.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

interesting how he doesn’t mean himself when he talks about forceful“remigration” of immigrants. I wonder why not! 😌

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phate @phate.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

you could, but doing so would be incoherent and not accurate

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phate @phate.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Using my own dogshit worthless brain to express myself remains undefeated, free, and not deeply embarrassing to admit in public. Ws all around.

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phate @phate.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

please develop the tiniest amount of mental resilience instead of placing the burden of accommodating your arbitrary whims on everyone else.

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phate @phate.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

“if you had wheels you’d be a bicycle”

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phate @phate.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

everything musk has done in the last few years, including buying twitter, is driven by how much he hates his daughter.

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phate @phate.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

lucky for her there’s no licensure process for writing a novel.

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phate @phate.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

all of the modern dictionaries are on the internet. what are you on about? also yes, of course terf is in the dictionary. www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/t... www.oed.com/dictionary/t...

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