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@phate.bsky.social
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phate @phate.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
king was woolly side up to radiate heat better
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phate @phate.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
me 20 seconds into every conversation with an “AI is gonna take everyone’s job and that’s good, actually” freak:
muscular guy with text that says “that’s an ad hominem” and the response is “yeah bro this isn’t a debate, I do not respect you”
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phate @phate.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
this tweet, for every celebrity opinion
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phate @phate.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I get a lot of mileage out of this tiktok.
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phate @phate.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
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phate @phate.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
rain? children? not really a problem. you’re just weak-willed. soft. also, no public transit? tell me you’ve never been to manhattan without telling me you’ve never been to manhattan. lastly, don’t invoke disabled people like they’re some kind of magic charm to ward off policy changes. it’s gross.
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phate @phate.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
every time someone replies questioning this guy’s numbers, he blocks them and then makes progressively madder subskeets about it. seems like healthy behavior.
skeet by @bishopwhitewind.bsky.com : It pays for itself in like 6 months. Maybe it's a year now cuz of the Donald it doesn't matter. Y'all look at this. Look at this. Point the solar panel at the big ball in the sky. That's it. That's all there is to this. It pays for itself in a year tops even with Trump.

a photo of some shitty solar panels in a parking lot followed by a photo of the sun for some reason.
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phate @phate.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
one of my favorite tweets
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phate @phate.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
I think @internethippo.bsky.social said it best.
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phate @phate.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
basically this
tweet: "everyone's autistic now" okay my single 63 year old neighbor with $1.2 million of model trains in his basement who wrote a 90 page letter to the city about the brightness of streetlights when i was growing up was just a regular guy then
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phate @phate.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
This is in Bruges. Douchebags find a way.
dodge ram parked on a street in central Bruges
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phate @phate.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
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phate @phate.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I think about this tweet on a daily basis
Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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phate @phate.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
all of my motivation this week has come from world of warcraft, which I know is sad
Overworked Peon says “Work is da poop. Too hard, make tired. Life sad. But then, burger. Burger worth it”
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phate @phate.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
okay, but how many polo shirts were they wearing while they did it? that’s the real question.
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