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Chris Robinson @phantomtofu.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Making likes private is the one and only positive change in the Ex-app

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Chris Robinson @phantomtofu.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Bring back needing a partner-in-crime as a getaway driver!

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Chris Robinson @phantomtofu.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

It's clearly The Claw from the U2 360 Tour, which had essentially the same effect.

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Chris Robinson @phantomtofu.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

And Honestly? It's the best punctuation.

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Chris Robinson @phantomtofu.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

I'll never forget that the way I learned about the F-word was a classmate telling me "it rhymes with Muk". As in the pokemon, not the common noun with closer spelling.

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

we all got cowed into avoiding "virtue signaling" as if the public affirmation of socially agreed upon ethical principles was somehow cringey instead of a significant part of what a "society" even is. now all there's left is vice signaling, and it's reshaping society.

Tweet from Homeland Security with ICE agents wearing Christmas gear. The caption says "YOU'RE GOING HO HO HOME."

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Chris Robinson @phantomtofu.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

If I didn't remember the actual context, I would think this was about Bloons Tower Defense

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Chris Robinson @phantomtofu.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

My dad served a Mormon mission in Taiwan, and likes to correct me when I say "Tofu"

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Chris Robinson @phantomtofu.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

I met Burnie Burns and he said he liked my jacket

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Adam Sternbergh @sternbergh.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away

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Writing D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

Fear and Loathing Everywhere All at Once

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Chris Robinson @phantomtofu.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

"Penny wise and pound foolish" would be a generous description of DOGE

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Walz: If you say you love freedom but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love is not freedom, it is privilege.

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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 12/04/2025

It’s surreal how fast the United States has fallen into a dictatorial regime. Checks and balances are gone, the president disappears innocent people into foreign prison camps, words get banned, and the Overton window shifts at light speed. I honestly wonder these days when they will come for me.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

One of my Radical Leftist opinions is the government shouldn't be able to deprive anyone of life, liberty, or property without due process of law

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Dave Pell @davepell.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Civil servants who have sacrificed great private sector wealth opportunities are being fired by opportunists who got into government to enrich themselves.

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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

DOGE is a bigger threat to US federal government information systems than China. If you find this statement controversial, I'm going to question your IT and cybersecurity credentials.

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Chris Robinson @phantomtofu.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Sennheiser HD6XX (headphones) Sennheiser PC38X (gaming headset) Fiio FT1 And don't underestimate IEMs hangout.audio/collections/...

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Roxanne Darling 🍁 @roxannedarling.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

Read this elegant satire, so on the nose, each paragraph more refined and absurd than the previous. Sample graph in the next post. @mcsweeneys.net www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-w...

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I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes

I’ve gotten myself into a bit of a jam. A series of natural disasters is barreling towards my home, and there is a severe shortage of resources and...

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Chris Robinson @phantomtofu.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

Tricky one. Connections Puzzle #581 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟪🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟪🟦 🟪🟦🟪🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪

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Chris Robinson @phantomtofu.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Has to be backwards compatible 🙃

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Meg Frank @peripateticmeg.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

cats will scream at bathroom doors instead of just going to therapy 🙄

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Chris Robinson @phantomtofu.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Definitely could not give a coherent description. I just think of it as the part that tells me whether the link is "up"

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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 02/12/2024

The Intercept asked companies that store personal data if they will help Trump conduct mass deportations. Apple, AT&T, Google, IBM, Meta, Microsoft, T-Mobile, Verizon, X and many others all declined to comment. theintercept.com/2024/12/02/l...

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These Tech Firms Won’t Tell Us If They Will Help Trump Deport Immigrants

The Intercept asked data companies that store personal data if they will help Trump conduct mass deportations. Few had anything to say.

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Chris Robinson @phantomtofu.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

who up cybering with they monday

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Chris Robinson @phantomtofu.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Makes one pause and ask, "Why?"

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Chris Robinson @phantomtofu.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Netflix is on the ropes, can they summon something extra for the final round?

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Chris Robinson @phantomtofu.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

Along the way I was reminded I also had the card "red hot hottie"

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Chris Robinson @phantomtofu.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

Just spent 15 minutes searching things like "MTG cards with boobs" and "magic the gathering art no nipples" to try to find this vague childhood memory.

Magic: The Gathering card Primal Clay with art depicting a masculine and a feminine body shape emerging from clay.

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Chris Robinson @phantomtofu.bsky.social · 14/07/2024

Here's my handy guide to cutting carbs:

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Chris Robinson @phantomtofu.bsky.social · 08/01/2024

It's a rite of passage to slip on the slope on the SW corner of the Park building.

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Chris Robinson @phantomtofu.bsky.social · 06/01/2024

Is it time to bring back age gap discourse?

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Chris Robinson @phantomtofu.bsky.social · 06/01/2024

Twitter finally got me to quit it (on my phone at least). All my ads on mobile were replaced with obvious porn ads, so I can't scroll in public. So... who should I follow here to get more fun in my feed?

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