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🔞 Doodler

@phantomdoodler.bsky.social
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30-something demi chick who draws dicks. No wank, just wanking. Also known as p_doodler and p_lewdler 日本語を鍛えたいから、会話練習させてくれ Magyarul is probálok tanulni.

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˗ˏˋ quinn 🩷🤍🧡 ˎˊ˗ @quintuplecasts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
many such cases
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🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
on the one hand, I am legitimately very fortunate that there's actually stuff I can do to reduce my most painful symptoms on the other OH MY GODDDD I DON'T WANT TO SPEND MY ENTIRE LIFE DOING THISSSSSS
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Star★Salts @starsalts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you're here, you're smol. 🫒🌟 starsalts.com/collections/...
Seamless decorative pattern featuring the Smoliv Pokemon line, accented with swirling leaves and seeds.
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🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I need to do EXERCISES so my body stops HURTING but I want to draw BOOBS
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🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
but who does Ferdinand think wears it better? 🤔
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🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ferdibert spawn (insufficient naps)
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🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
creacher (one who creaches)
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Darkivist @thedarkivist.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
#thedarkivistwrites I still yearn for this AU...
Travelling was always less daunting in the company of a friend, that much Dorothea discovered early on. Neither she nor Sylvain had an aim in mind, other than "away" or - in moments of unbridled ambition - "to safety", and so it made sense that they continued together. 

The company of a friend. What a joke. This Sylvain was almost a stranger to her. 

Dorothea cast a surreptitious glance over her shoulder. With the world the way it was those days, it seemed gauche to ask what had happened to him, but that didn't mean curiosity didn't gnaw at her. She called it curiosity, because it was kinder than calling it by its true name. 

Fear. 

"How's your leg?" she asked. 

Sylvain finally managed to coax a few sparks into a proper campfire, and pump his fist. Or. Whatever to call that appendage, taken over by the Lance of Ruin. In the firelight, the Crest stone gleamed like freshly spilt blood. 

"I've had worse," he said flippantly, raising his arm once more. "It's not like this thing will let me die." 

"That's no way to talk," she retorted, sharper than she meant to. She took a deep breath and quietly counted to ten. "Other people have to fight to survive, you know."

"I've always been a lucky bastard," Sylvain said grimly, watching the flames.
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🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This dictionary tries to do machine translation if it doesn't have an entry for a word or phrase, but for some reason it now has a 50% chance of translating any unrecognized word as "squirting"
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Darkivist @thedarkivist.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
#ferdibert - 37,087 words - 8 chapters - fairytale horror AU - what if the hole Byleth made to get out of Zahras started affecting reality, would that be messed up or what archiveofourown.org/works/486597...
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Darkivist @thedarkivist.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
#ferdibert - 4885 words, explicit archiveofourown.org/works/43942252
All that glossy, unruffled nobility amounted to nothing more than a coat of varnish and Hubert wanted to file it off with his bloody, hateful hands, Wanted to see it crack and crumble and flake. Needed to be the one to peel it off.

His nails dug into skin, so warm, so soft, so inviting, until the body pressed against his stilled, if only for a single breathless moment. The hands gripping the front of his uniform jacket pulled him closer, as though mere proximity could bring them the relief they chased.

Relief, not pleasure.

Ferdinand just became so much more compliant with his cravat at his feet, his jacket half hanging off his elbows, and his shirt untucked from his trousers so it wouldn’t be in the way. Yet, in that position, trapped between a wall and Hubert’s taller frame he wasn’t satisfied, trying to yank the older student down as though to kiss him.
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🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
let's have poor circulation together
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ribbon @ribbonroad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
wish i could find that penguindrum post like "the incest you thought was incest wasnt incest and the incest you didnt think was incest was incest"
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Darkivist @thedarkivist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Edelgard in the ferbies cuck chair because knowing all their interpersonal drama she just needs to know how good that dick can possibly be
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🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I love it when characters use sex as self-harm
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Owen K.C. Stephens (He/Him) @owenkcstephens.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I miss believing I had potential
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🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
well if you ever have any interest in test-knitting a design I meant to self-publish like four years ago...!
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🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
once upon a time, I was considering majoring in visual communication design, but not all of my transfer credits would have applied, so I just did global communication instead
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🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ONE OF US ONE OF US
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🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hacking the educational system by going to used bookstores near the overpriced university and buying post-thesis discarded books for $2
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🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
it might be all the customers using a/i lately, but this has got me all emotional
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🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
they should make resting that's not just as stressful as not resting
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🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
/fall bird migration/
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🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
AND EVEN HOTTER? 🥴
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🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
LA ROUX IS BACK? 😭😭😭
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🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
it's mutually beneficial
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🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
hey everybody I need life to pause so I can get caught up so can you just kind of stop moving for a few weeks? thanks
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rex @stergeon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
feh isn’t ready for the “harvest jewels” banner
ferdinand and hubert fe3h feh drawn in a squash and corncob suit respectively. the corncob is the “art is hard” corn man and the squash is some squashtume from google images
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Hubert's cuck chair @hillayseventeen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
hm
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🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
tsundere rights
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🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
and now we use them for tabletop games
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
i am so sick of unrealistic labor expectations for nurses
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🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Happy Mammary Monday
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🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
hope he doesn't stop reading at a cliffhanger
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August J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
There's never talk about "fairness" when some schools have fencing teams and pools and computer labs and some schools hold classes in trailers. Never about how 1 in 9 schoolchildren live in poverty. But it's always a "fairness" issue when a school has a trans athlete or too many black students.
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🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
he WILL be the most helpful test subject something that is normal to want and possible to achieve
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🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
throwback to ferdibert magic tentacles
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🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
After a long day, she should get to relax a bit behind closed doors 🥰 Even nobles must let down their guard around someone they fancy! 一日中頑張った後で、休憩したほうがいい~ 意中の人の前で貴族さえ本音を出す
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🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Born to be a theater kid Not that a lack of fake blood has ever stopped him I should actually properly render something one of these days....I love a good textile
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🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
She has had far too many meetings today to leave without a kisskiss 😤
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Dogpiling is terrible. Dogs should be stored horizontally, on shelved pallets if you don’t have the floor space.
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🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
he'd best have the tea pot ready with a refill
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🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
stabbing is enrichment for him
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🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
He needs to inspire allies on the battlefield somehow!
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🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Maybe if he's good, Bernie will make him a jingly little hat
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🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
@catstongue.bsky.social is a visionary
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🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
you know there's trouble when Ferdie's not using a saucer
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🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
you know it, babe
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🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
all the "how to recognize a/i writing" trends are extra weird when the thing that tends to stand out the most to me is the repitition and inconsistency that is completely different from how human communication is repetitive and inconsistent
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