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Lan・らん 🐱

@catstongue.bsky.social
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she/her 🧡 日本語一応OKだけどまだ勉強中です 🖤 成人済み(20↑) 🤍 双璧 ferdibert enjoyer 💎💎 langue_de_chat on ao3! 🩷

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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
shitposting #fefwspoilers #fortunesweavespoilers for dietrich fabio B support
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沼ありこ @alikonuma.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
finally I met him🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶
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RWon @wonartist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was making assets for a joke thing but this was too good to keep in the private server lol Pumpkin Spice Dietrich Gregor Lamine
Pumpkin Spice Dietrich Gregor Lamine
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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
words that came out of my mouth without a shred of irony "I'm ideologically opposed to spicy mayo with sushi" like yea it sounds nuts but ill stand by it until the day i die
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ゆう @primalmxy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#FE3H all roses have thorns 🌹
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Bondforged Villo🌟 @villomaru.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
made this out of pure hate (lovingly)
Gay People I Respect
- Acts Like A normal human being
- Has A Personality 
- Doesn't Force Upon You The Fact That They're Hay
- Literally Is A Normal Person That You Can Be Friends With

Gay People I Do Not Respect 
- Lives Underground 
- Only Listens To Dubstep Music
- Always Calls People Beasts
- Enjoys Suffering
- Wields Dark Magic
- Follows Dietrich Gregor Lamine

this is about Fabio Fire Emblem
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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
having fun w fw but i miss edelgard
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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ファビオさん面白いけど喋り方が私が慣れている日本語と全く違う…辞書を引きながらプレイするturn based tactical JRPG exclusive to the Nintendo Switch 2 だからディートリヒ編は後回しかも…
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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ネタバレ見たくないからsns見ないようにしてるけどグチにきた 万紫を頑張って日本語でやっているけど難しい言葉と漢字で喋る奴らがまたいる…簡単に喋るカイ達で始めて正解だった…もう終わられちゃったけど…🤣
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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the ns2 i ordered is ready for pickup and i will likely play fw when im back from my holibobs (cringe british way of saying holiday) in early oct. not sure if im looking forward to it tbh cos im forcing myself to play in Japanese and that means reading Japanese
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
'The General Zapped an Angel' (1970) by Dutch-Italian artist Karel Thole
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はまび @nnnpukapuka.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
創作BL
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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
playing fields of mistria and i wanted to get swimsuit pics of all 6 of my gfs but i fucked up by taking Celine (my 3rd fav gf) to the beach last autumn bc i didn't realise they'd just wear their normal clothes when it stops being summer and it only gives a pic for each date once the first time
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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
it's starting to look like ill want to get a switch 2
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深夜游 @yuuvincent.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
🖤🧡🔞 🏇
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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
when i first played cf and a beloved longtime friend who had already played was asking me how i was finding it, and asked me "who do u think the flame emperor is?" and i said half jokingly "hubert standing on edelgard's shoulders under the big cloak☝️" and her expression told me all i needed to know
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Dia Lacina @dialacina.com · 29/08/2026
Knights weak AF. Don't know how to handle a MILF with a full bush.
Manuela the busty Anime Milf in Fire Emblem saying "You know who care about keeping everything neat and tidy? Not me, that's who. "Afraid to go in there." Some knight he is!"
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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
too mentally ill to work on writing and too mentally ill to work on drawing all i can do is do my best to try and feel better (image of dog in sunlight with eyes closed)
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Lea!! | STAND ON IT‼️ @standonittt.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Top 5 Hubert A support fumbles in no particular order
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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
shitpost material. dream last night where they released another fe3h spinoff. new character inexplicably appeared. dark green wispy messy hair, four-letter name ending in o (Theo? Hugo? Milo?) introduces himself with the line "professor, do you believe in destiny?" did my best below 👇
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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
every time I have a depressive episode i fall into some odd rabbit hole that will stay with me for the rest of my life. this time it was the current state of the White House. 28 years of being alive and I can finally tell you who/what gets elected in the Midterms. applause is optional but welcomed
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navy-von-green.bsky.social @navy-von-green.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
In honour of those we lost I need learn to love my weirdest parts and show them to the world with open arms and a smile
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nanako(hiatus)/10/11西4ホール O48a @nanakohf.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
フェル Ferdinand #FE3H
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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
telling my therapist a story from my early life to unhash it and whatever and i know it's bad when she nods and hits me with the "wow. 🫤" LMAOOO IT MAKES ME BURST OUT LAUGHING
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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
corny and stereotypical but Lidl bakery really is my happy place. chocolate cronut and caramel suisse ❤️❤️❤️
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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
minmaxing the "cosy" farming game is the easy part. the hard part is making your house look beautiful
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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
(recycling from twitter era) ferdibert as sushi . ferdinand is salmon because orange. hubert is sea urchin/uni because spiky on the outside but inside is delicious gonads
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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
(copied straight from discord chats) ferdibert only one bed : hubert with cold feet putting them on ferdinand's legs and he's like AHHH YOUR FEET ARE COLD !!!! that's it for now really
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
it's less of a "mind palace" and more of an "abandoned warehouse for thoughts"
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old biddy @biddy18.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
valen x juniper
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🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I've always wanted to do a little art relay! Please accept more lady ferdibert. Sketch by @catstongue.bsky.social Lines by @yahaboot.bsky.social And color by yours truly!
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Omer🤸‍♀️🔞 @yahaboot.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
🚺 #ferdibert from a telephone game that didn’t make it I still like my sketch tho so !! :D “Free lines” means ur free to color this if u want ☺️ #omerart #omersfreelines #fe3h
Fem ferdibert not noticing how close they are and then in a close up, blushing once they realise
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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
once when i was in town and a bunch of pigeons were struggling to get crisps out of a bag that has been abandoned so i tipped the contents out and binned the packet (i don't believe in littering) and watched them eat all the crisps and it was nice. i may be deranged but at least i try to be happy
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administrator @sadistloser.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
- I like something I can't mention!
>I like bad things!
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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I wish polls were on bluesky i would make a poll on what would be pigeonnand and ratbert's favourite thing to eat off the pavement together and the answers would be glaringly bri ish because that's all i know
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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
pushing 30 sucks because I'm discovering consequences for things I didn't before. now i get headaches and feel really shit when i don't eat properly. the other night i woke up with acid reflux because i had (only) fried chicken for dinner. this is some actual bs
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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
pigeonand (ferdinand as a brown feral pigeon) wouldn't be strong enough to lift ratbert (hubert as a rat) and fly with him. but it's fun to think about.
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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
who is this insane woman who keeps wanting to turn one half or both halves of ferdibert into creatures and why is it me? what on earth is wrong with her?
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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
screenshot from discord. text reads "I'm thinking ratbert trying to groom pigeonand and it just leaves pigeonand with a small wet spiky spot on his head (where the feathers are small and... most resembles fur I'm assuming 😂)
vermin au hurt/comfort ummmm
ummmmmmm
ratbert gets peed on by another rat and is sad so pigeonand takes him to his favourite puddle so he can clean himself ❤️and afterwards they eat a sausage roll of the floor (happy ending)"
girl if you use alt text props to you and have a great day
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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
concocted this in the passengers seat while blue was driving so I typed it up
text from my notes app, titled "Snau (Snake AU)". Body text is as follows: Hubert becomes a snake because of magic I guess. We're thinking black king snake. He's like oh crap I'm a snake and slithers to Ferdinand's room cos it's the closest one for plot reasons. he slithers into his bed cos it's warm and sheltered and he's a little snake. Ferdinand comes back and is like (stretches and yawns) Ah what a long day. Time for a good night's rest! And climbs into bed, unbeknowns to the snake in his bed.....

Ferdinand is warm. So cold blooded snakebert snuggles up......... And Ferdinand wakes up like (stretches and yawns as light pours through the window as birds sing) and realises the snake around his neck like AHHHHHH (whips it off and throws it against the wall) but it works like DnD Polymorph where if Hubert hits zero hp he turns back and is like uuughrghghgh on the floor. He can be naked too ig. 

And Ferdinand is like OMG HUBERT!!!!!!!!! IM SO SORRY I DIDNT KNOW U WERE A SNAKE!!!!!!!!! and Hubert (from the floor) is like ugughhhh (in pain) it's ok. i was around your neck cos you were warm. and Ferdinand internally is like omg I'm warm?😳😳😳 anyway sickfic again cos Hubert's bruised from being thrown at the wall. the end.
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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
do we think ferdinand is into GOTH GIRLS and hubert clocks him for it like 😗 oh so that's your type.... hmmm i see🤭 and ferdinand is quaking in his boots like 😰 because the gap from goth girl to emo boy is not much for ferds and what if he realisesssss hahahaha
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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
dude how am I mean to make posts about my blorbos when realistically I've been here long enough to have already made them. im grandma telling you the same story from way back when before your dad was even born
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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
doesn't matter if im happy or sad. pleasant or moody. homicidal or suicidal. climbing into bed is the best feeling in the world
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🫩 @ob3nkyo.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
FE3Hフェルディナント
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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
fields of mistria update. i have 5 out of 6 gfs. small greenhouse obtained and fall (american for autumn) is around the corner so my money making bread empire (breadpire if u will) will begin. my goals are 6 out of 6 gfs, unlocking all dates, and making my house look nice
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Kro @khroasaa.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
why am i literally in this pic there never is an original experience
Tumblr post saying:

User Transpigeon: 

STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed. try one of the following options:
1. transition
2. bdsm
3. iron supplements

User spirit-of-science: 

sleep study
ADHD medication
DBT

User headedoutleft: 

vitamin D
go outside for an hour and observe birds
eat a snack

User trackerkitsune: 

drink water

User ineffable-writer: 

Maybe do these in reverse order
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Donut @dungeoncrawldonut.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I had to hehe
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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
not a single thing typed from my fingertips is original
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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
ferdibert there was only one bed except the twist is they both inexplicably have the stripey night robe and matching cap (w pompom at the end) outfit. neither of them comment on it. when something wakes them up in the middle of the night they each hold a candlestick (matching) to investigate
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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
feeling mentally well enough to play blorbos with the blorbos in my head again. yippeeeeeee
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