Reposted by @pfriend82.bsky.socialGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026[Lion & horse in restaurant] Lion: Two prawn cocktails to start, please. Waiter: And for your mains? Lion: He'll have a brush and I just need a comb. 39015
Reposted by @pfriend82.bsky.socialGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 21/09/2026🎵if you’re silly and you know it clamp your hams🎵 081
pfriend82.bsky.social @pfriend82.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This is a disgrace. Brave RNLI volunteers being called scum for risking their lives to save others at sea is just plain wrong. So I've signed an open letter of thanks for the RNLI letting them know these thugs do not speak for the rest of us. Add your name? act.38degrees.org.uk/act/rnli-tha...act.38degrees.org.ukAn open letter in support of the volunteers and staff at the RNLIThis is a disgrace. Brave RNLI volunteers being called scum for risking their lives to save others at sea is just plain wrong. So I've signed an open letter of thanks for the RNLI letting them know th... 010
Reposted by @pfriend82.bsky.socialGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Spanish film idea. A woman sees her son wrongly imprisoned & immediately sets out to have him released. It's called Bye Juan, Get Juan Free. 54210
Reposted by @pfriend82.bsky.socialFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 04/09/2026An animated kids movie called Food Story about the antics of different foods in the refrigerator after the door is closed and then the light comes on and they know one of their friends will be snatched and murdered in the worst way ok never mind keep scrolling 38326
Reposted by @pfriend82.bsky.socialVirtualAstro @virtualastro.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Today’s the day. 🌒 Eclipse this evening — from ~6.10pm, max ~7.10pm. Deepest since 1999. ☄️ Perseids peak tonight — no Moon at all. Same Moon doing both. Eclipse glasses ready. Chair ready. Look west. #eclipse2026 #meteorwatch 02814
Reposted by @pfriend82.bsky.socialSouth Downs National Park @southdownsnp.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Watching the solar eclipse tonight? As Bonnie Tyler almost sang: "And I need you now tonight (not to park on verges or block access for emergency vehicles), And I need you more than ever (not to block farm or field gates)." Please "turn around" if you can't find a parking space! 📸Alex Holden 0359
Reposted by @pfriend82.bsky.socialSouth Downs National Park @southdownsnp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Also keep an eye out for the Perseids meteor shower, which peaks tomorrow night! We're expecting elevated parts of the National Park to be busy tomorrow, please remember to park sensibly, take your litter home and do not light fires or BBQs. [2/2] 0103
Reposted by @pfriend82.bsky.socialSouth Downs National Park @southdownsnp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Watching the solar eclipse tomorrow evening? Remember to view it safely using approved eclipse glasses or indirect methods like a pinhole viewer or a colander projection. Never use regular sunglasses to look at the Sun during an eclipse. 📸: Trev Packer [1/2] 23911
Reposted by @pfriend82.bsky.socialSouth Downs National Park @southdownsnp.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Dry. Very Dry. Wildfire risk remains high. If you spot an unattended fire, move to a safe place and call 999 immediately. Help prevent fires by removing all litter and never lighting BBQs or fires in open countryside. 📸: Chris Doyle 04716
Reposted by @pfriend82.bsky.socialGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I mean, seriously, when’s it going to end? I mean, come on. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...theguardian.comMan jailed for keeping dead mother’s body in freezer and pocketing her benefitsChristopher Phillips, who had been his mother Sylvia’s primary carer since 2008, given two years and four months in prison 351
pfriend82.bsky.social @pfriend82.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I just backed FIREHEART: Debut Album Funder on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/fir... #WeRiseTogetherkickstarter.comFIREHEART: Debut Album FunderThe debut album by Fireheart is underway, and we need our awesome community to help get the wheels in motion for all the important bits 001
Reposted by @pfriend82.bsky.socialMartin Lewis @martinlewis.moneysavingexpert.com · 23/07/2026Pls spread word. Three digits can help protect you from scams: 159. If you're suspicious of a 'call from your bank', politely hang up and dial 159. It connects you to a switchboard that puts you through to your bank's real number. Watch the video for why its extra protection 16366264
Reposted by @pfriend82.bsky.socialGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Happy Attention To Detail Thursday everyone! 3304
Reposted by @pfriend82.bsky.socialMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Going to see the Disney remake “Aphantasia”, which is the same as the 1940 “Fantasia”, but without any pictures. 2441767
Reposted by @pfriend82.bsky.socialGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Teacher: How many letters in the alphabet? Bono: With or without u? Teacher: Get out. 4348
Reposted by @pfriend82.bsky.socialGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 08/07/2026www.theguardian.com/business/202...theguardian.comBritons to buy 8m mini fans this year – but almost half will end up in landfillShoppers urged to seek quality products or alternatives as data shows demand surpassing last year’s total 342
Reposted by @pfriend82.bsky.socialMusic Venue Trust @musicvenuetrust.bsky.social · 12/06/2026There’s a map for that. Did you know we have a tool on the Everywhere At Once website that shows grassroots music venues across the UK? This June, they all come alive at once. Go find your nearest grassroots venue at: everywherefest.com/find-an-event/ #EverywhereAtOnce #BecauseOfYou 0239
Reposted by @pfriend82.bsky.socialGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Someone's just 1.27 centimetred my joke about cockneys and the metric system. 129317
Reposted by @pfriend82.bsky.socialSouth Downs National Park @southdownsnp.bsky.social · 08/06/2026It's #MensHealthWeek, a reminder to break stigma and support men’s wellbeing. Green, nature‑rich places help the brain work better, calm the nervous system, reduce stress and boost feel good endorphins. Take this as your reminder to get out into the National Park if you can💚 📸: Katarzyna Kedziora 2619
Reposted by @pfriend82.bsky.socialGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Just been reading about a guy who shoplifts from sweet shops. I dunno, takes all sorts, I guess. 25710
Reposted by @pfriend82.bsky.socialGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Bakers who have 'Do not squeeze the baguettes' signs in their shops: I feel your pain. 411718
Reposted by @pfriend82.bsky.socialGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 25/05/2026"My dog's learning to speak a foreign language." "Español?" "No, he's a labrador." 1233
Reposted by @pfriend82.bsky.socialThe Terry Pratchett Estate @terrypratchett.bsky.social · 25/05/2026#HowDoTheyRiseUp #Glorious25thMay #Discworld 4873273
Reposted by @pfriend82.bsky.socialJeff @gojeffgo.com · 26/05/2026How would you rate the performances of our Medieval costumed entertainers? ☐ Renaissance Great ☐ Renaissance Good ☐ Renaissance Fair 0194
Reposted by @pfriend82.bsky.socialDiscworld Convention @dwcon.org · 25/05/2026"And that's cutting me own throat!" Our wonderful selection of Convention merchandise is now available to purchase for collection at the Convention! Please peruse our wares! dwcon.org/271 #DWCon #DWConMerch #DWConNews 041
Reposted by @pfriend82.bsky.socialGail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Stacy's mom Forgot her favorite psalm 7123116
Reposted by @pfriend82.bsky.socialWolf Conservation Center 🐺 @nywolforg.bsky.social · 06/05/2026🚨Reminder! Teachers, you're invited to join us for a FREE virtual field trip on May 7th, at 6:00 PM EST. Join us for an exciting night online, and a chance to see some of our wolves up close. 🔗to register: nywolf.org/event/teacher-appreciati… 025144
Reposted by @pfriend82.bsky.socialGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 24/04/2026"Just heard Close To You being sung by two men from different branches of Islam." "What, Sunni and Shia?" "No, The Carpenters, I think". 1266
Reposted by @pfriend82.bsky.socialFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Me: And also do you think when Folsom Prison is at max capacity they call it ‘Fullsom’? My kidnapper: *crying* Please just go home. 514253
Reposted by @pfriend82.bsky.socialMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Spring is in the air 16800173
Reposted by @pfriend82.bsky.socialFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 04/04/2026You've got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if the Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly. 1218351
Reposted by @pfriend82.bsky.socialFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Why did they call it a protective beekeepers suit and not swarmour 422171
Reposted by @pfriend82.bsky.socialMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Q Which footballer can hold the most fish in their mouth? A Pele can 1442446
Reposted by @pfriend82.bsky.socialDiscworld Convention @dwcon.org · 05/04/2026I feel this approach also applies to boxes...and beds, and chairs... What is your favourite cat anecdote? Share a picture of your cat in the comments! #DWCon #DiscworldQuotes #MaskeradeQuote #Maskerade 131
Reposted by @pfriend82.bsky.socialMatthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 05/04/2026🎵 Comin' out of my cave and I've been doin' just fine Gotta, gotta be down from my crucifix It started out with a kiss from Judas, how did it end up like this? It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss… 0206
Reposted by @pfriend82.bsky.socialMusic Venue Trust @musicvenuetrust.bsky.social · 18/03/2026If you care about grassroots music venues, everything you need is at: www.MusicVenueTrust.com We’ve spent years building the tools, the data, and the infrastructure to support this sector properly. It’s all public. It’s all accessible. And it’s all there to be used. 193
Reposted by @pfriend82.bsky.socialGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 18/03/2026"Hey handsome. Why not come over to my place and eat the fried breadcrumbs I'm covered in?" she said, croquettishly. 0212
Reposted by @pfriend82.bsky.socialDiscworld Convention @dwcon.org · 10/03/2026It's International Bagpipe Day! Gonnagles play an instrument similar to bagpipes. What is it called and what sound does it make? #Discworld #DiscworldConvention #InternationalBagpipeDay #WeeFreeMen 141
Reposted by @pfriend82.bsky.socialDiscworld Convention @dwcon.org · 05/03/2026It's World Book Day! Did you or your participate? Share some photos if you'd like! What is your favourite book and why? Mine's the Abhorsen series by Garth Nix (Sorry Terry!) #Discworld #DiscworldConvention #WorldBookDay 031
Reposted by @pfriend82.bsky.socialJon Moses @jon-moses.bsky.social · 25/02/2026OUR LAND A film about the Right to Roam campaign. Preview screenings from March - April. Cinemas nationwide from May. Trailer: www.youtube.com/watch?v=est-... Screenings: www.metfilmstudio.com/distribution...youtube.comOur Land TrailerYouTube video by MetFilm Distribution 07127
Reposted by @pfriend82.bsky.socialMusic Venue Trust @musicvenuetrust.bsky.social · 23/02/2026MVT is looking for another England Coordinator to join the Venue Support Team in our mission to protect, secure, and improve Grassroots Music Venues. This is a full-time role (£32,000 p.a.) to work from home or hybrid working, and we are welcoming applicants from across England. 📸 by Georgia Penny. 244
Reposted by @pfriend82.bsky.socialMartin Lewis @martinlewis.moneysavingexpert.com · 23/02/2026Just a reminder MoneySavingExpert does not cold call. If someone knocks at your door (or calls you) claiming to be from us or sent by me, to switch your energy or owt else, it is not true, be careful. 420959
Reposted by @pfriend82.bsky.socialJodrell Bank @jodrellbank.bsky.social · 23/02/2026With satellite launches accelerating at an unprecedented rate, humanity has a responsibility to ensure a sustainable space future. In this #LovellLecture, join Dr Ciara McGrath to explore the opportunities and challenges that define modern space exploration: ow.ly/upLY50YkcZw 095
Reposted by @pfriend82.bsky.socialthe hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 08/02/2026We all know the real reason 0484
Reposted by @pfriend82.bsky.socialSteve Morgan @steveve.bsky.social · 01/02/2026#philosophy 804594601
Reposted by @pfriend82.bsky.socialMartin Lewis @martinlewis.moneysavingexpert.com · 29/01/2026A perverse warning. We’re so conditioned to price hikes, if your car insurance renewal doesn’t rise you’ll probably go ‘yay’. But… This is just the intro to scores of tricks from this week’s The Martin Lewis Money Show Live on cutting Car & Home Insurance costs. 58224
Reposted by @pfriend82.bsky.socialMusic Venue Trust @musicvenuetrust.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Our Annual Report highlights the stark truth that 59% of grassroots music venues no longer receive regular national touring shows. Whole regions - towns and cities with millions of people - have effectively vanished from the UK’s touring map. 146
Reposted by @pfriend82.bsky.socialBritish Antarctic Survey 🐧 @bas.ac.uk · 22/01/2026For anyone who was struggling with the link to our Antarctic jobs yesterday, sorry about that. We're launching a new website next month - our current one is a total maze. Here's a link to the current vacancies page that actually works: www.bas.ac.uk/jobs/vacanci...bas.ac.ukCurrent Vacancies - British Antarctic SurveyCheck out the latest British Antarctic Survey jobs 03520
