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Joel Reamer

@pettyintrigues.bsky.social
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Have you ever seen Dallas from a DC-9 at night?

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Joel Reamer @pettyintrigues.bsky.social · 1h
#mercy
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Joel Reamer @pettyintrigues.bsky.social · 2h
I deleted my post quoting him, I didn’t like being so negative on such an awesome night, but at the same time, I was like, dude, why are you fomenting low-key violence against a player’s dad for a feel-good story?
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Joel Reamer @pettyintrigues.bsky.social · 2h
“” Conceptual Joel
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Joel Reamer @pettyintrigues.bsky.social · 3h
Would not have an inch of guts to square up against Bauer’s old man.
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Joel Reamer @pettyintrigues.bsky.social · 3h
I love that. Like Henry Hill hearing about the Lufthansa burglary in the shower. I actually had a very similar situation in 2011 when Tony Plush walked off the Diamondbacks, I was driving to an event in Sacramento from SF. (Unfortunately this also involved me hearing them blow the lead earlier.)
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Joel Reamer @pettyintrigues.bsky.social · 3h
I will never forget where I was at this moment, waiting for a MAI TAI at a bar in Kihēi watching it on a single corner television with no sound and thinking Jake had struck out because of the swing and his body language. 
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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 4h
I made this on Bitmoji many years ago and I still re-use it.
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Joel Reamer @pettyintrigues.bsky.social · 4h
I might cry
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Joel Reamer @pettyintrigues.bsky.social · 4h
🌺💙 BROORS 💛🌺
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Joel Reamer @pettyintrigues.bsky.social · 5h
Absolutely classic
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Joel Reamer @pettyintrigues.bsky.social · 5h
ALOHA HOMIES
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Joel Reamer @pettyintrigues.bsky.social · 9h
When Kiss kicks in on their synchronized shit on this one, man…
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Joel Reamer @pettyintrigues.bsky.social · 10h
Call an ambulance etc etc
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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 11h
happy wife (shooting herself out of a double-barreled human cannon with you), happy life
Early in their marriage, Tina Miser used to light her husband, Brian, on fire and shoot him out of a cannon, but after a while that got boring. Tina wanted more out of life. She told Brian she longed to be shot out of the cannon, too. At first Brian wasn't thrilled with the idea. He worried Tina might get hurt, as he did when his cannon misfired in Japan in 1999. But Tina kept asking, and finally Brian relented and started building a double-barreled cannon.
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Joel Reamer @pettyintrigues.bsky.social · 14h
Oh no, not Guilfoyle’s burn book
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Joel Reamer @pettyintrigues.bsky.social · 14h
The only good thing that came out of the Gulf War.
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Joel Reamer @pettyintrigues.bsky.social · 14h
Huh, Eric Johnson clearly loves cameras and microphones. I wonder why this is… Thanks as always Robert. 
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Joel Reamer @pettyintrigues.bsky.social · 18h
AI King more like, I travel for my job and ol’ Morgan has all these localized-type AI billboards around the country.
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Joel Reamer @pettyintrigues.bsky.social · 18h
Oh, yeah, I wasn’t trying at all! I just put on a goofy shirt of the RACING SAUSAGES without thinking, haha. “Taunting,” get out!
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Philippe Auclair @philippeauclair.bsky.social · 19h
Plenty of opinion pieces have been and will be written about Hegseth's depraved plans to have a man killed in front of cameras. I doubt that any will be as eloquent and distressing as Thackeray's account of his witnessing the hanging of François-Benjamin Courvoisier on 6 July 1840.
exclassics.com
GOING TO SEE A MAN HANGED
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Kliph Nesteroff @classicshowbiz.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"You're watching MalphVision"
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Joel Reamer @pettyintrigues.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
CHOP IT OFF!! CHOP IT OFF!!
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Joel Reamer @pettyintrigues.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Unless they are Randall Simon
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Joel Reamer @pettyintrigues.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I decided to do a little minor chicken-counting tonight and looked at the cost of World Series tickets on the secondary market. My next Internet search might be for plasma donation centers. 
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Joel Reamer @pettyintrigues.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
We’re doing a quick overnight in San Diego on our way to Maui tomorrow morning, and my wife told me to take off the shirt that I was wearing because it might be construed locally as “taunting.” The taunting?
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Joel Reamer @pettyintrigues.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
*record scratch*
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Joel Reamer @pettyintrigues.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This is why I wait for a response after knocking before opening honeywagon doors.
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Joel Reamer @pettyintrigues.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Lately I’ve been playing Weird Al on bar jukeboxes. He’s generally very well-received. 
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The standard of living used to be so high that a minimum wage worker could afford to give a whole pack of smokes to each trick or treater instead of just one or two loosies. Failed fucking empire
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Joel Reamer @pettyintrigues.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It doesn’t matter if I show up at 3 in the morning on a Tuesday in October, there will be four school buses full of little leaguers and their parents in there
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Joel Reamer @pettyintrigues.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I mean, they have literally never been up 2-0 in a LCS, haha. (Sorry, I’m a bit punchy.)
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Compelling evidence from Miles’ own Twitter account - hard to deny IMO
Miles Davis tweeting out his HATE of other jazz musicians from beyond the grave
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Mike @kantwistaye.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Delighting in everyone discovering Brewers lore
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Joel Reamer @pettyintrigues.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
He’s a Beloit College grad—keep on the Sconnie side, Joe.
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Joel Reamer @pettyintrigues.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Guys…this feels different this year. #Broors
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I think Ronald McDonald threw the first brick at Stonewall.
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joe 🍺 🧀 @mkejoe.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
that sprint home is brought to you by north shore adult diapers
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Matthew J. Prigge @mjpmke.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The Brewers original ownership group included Edmund Fitzgerald and Oscar Mayer.
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Joel Reamer @pettyintrigues.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I sure wish Chris Zantow was here for this 
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Kliph Nesteroff @classicshowbiz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
television as you remember it
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Joel Reamer @pettyintrigues.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Grogu Meditating
ALT: Grogu Meditating
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Joel Reamer @pettyintrigues.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Even taking the Brewers element out of it I 100% agree— do you remember how exciting these games were when we were kids? 
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Joel Reamer @pettyintrigues.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My very good college buddy Ian is from Seattle and he really hates the Brewers because of Bud Selig. Like, in a way I never see from Cubs’ or Cardinals’ fans ever (I don’t 100% agree with him, but I give him his due). He tells me we are cursed. Maybe so. But he just texted me this after the game.
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Joel Reamer @pettyintrigues.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yeah, I can’t wait to actually watch this game 
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Joel Reamer @pettyintrigues.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I got a few different references there wrong but who cares. Let’s Go Brewers. 
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Joel Reamer @pettyintrigues.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I gotta tell you, I am extremely happy with the result, but watching that inning slowly on bits and bytes, ripped the ass out of me Jerky Bros style. That trajectory looked 1000% In Play, Runs
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Joel Reamer @pettyintrigues.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Monday Monday
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Joel Reamer @pettyintrigues.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Always, brother
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Joel Reamer @pettyintrigues.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Once Again I Am Once Again
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Gummy Arts @gummyarts.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Brice Turang, Milwaukee Brewers
Colored-pencil card drawing of Brice Turang
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