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Aspiring Slum Lord

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My mother is a karen (unfortunate)

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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Always good to remember.
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ceej @ceej.online · 13/07/2025
(guy who controls the government) it was uh, the Deeper State
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Secular Talk 🎙 [fan] @kylekulinski.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
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The Sons of Liberty @sonsofliberty.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Peak MAGA hypocrisy. This is why everyone mocks MAGA voters. This is why there is no quarter. Literal cultists simping for pedos and rapists.
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Jessie Gender @jessiegender.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I earnestly can’t handle this horrid culture anymore. Every mainstream story is about our “endless” cycles of violence, unable or unwilling to imagine new futures. Our news is full of a decaying system eating its own tail. We are so isolated and attacking each other. We need to see a new horizon.
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Left Of Center Orange Hater @leftocorangehater.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
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#BLM/#NMP/#ANTIFA🇲🇽 @sinnu1.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Perfect…
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
“oh the weather service cuts led to preventable deaths,” and “14M people are about to lose health insurance” a lot of you ungrateful assholes seem to be forgetting that french fries are being cooked in a different kind of oil now at that one fast food place
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God @thegodshow.com · 07/07/2025
Go ahead Republicans, keep calling Mamdani a terrorist sympathizer with questionable citizenship. Last time you tried that, Obama won twice.
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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Do not lose hope. You are not alone. Most of America rejects this. The people do not want an authoritarian regime—we do not want oligarchy, we do not want Christian nationalism, we do not want techno-fascism. And we’re more powerful than they’ll ever be. The people united will never be defeated.
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ceej @ceej.online · 06/07/2025
just reorient culture, bro. that’s all we have to do: reorient the culture. just take “the culture of the united states” and reorient it, basically
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Dr. Manhattan @thenewthinker.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
no one who has traveled sufficiently around the world can conclude that the US is the “greatest country in the world”.
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David Pakman @davidpakman.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
The Big Beautiful Bill is less so “tax legislation” and really more “theft with paperwork.”
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Secular Talk 🎙 [fan] @kylekulinski.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
So am I reading this court decision correctly? We now have 50 micronations with their own laws interpreting the U.S. Constitution wholly separate from one another? But there's one guy with private law enforcement who is immune from all punishment who can do whatever he wants in those 50 states?
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 26/06/2025
🚨🚨 US TRADE DEFICIT SURGES The Commerce Department's Census Bureau on Thursday reported that the international trade in goods increased by about 11 percent in May as exports decreased while imports remained relatively unchanged — a sign that Trump's tariff strategy has been a colossal failure.
newsweek.com
US trade deficit surges despite Donald Trump's tariffs
President Donald Trump's tariff plan has not delivered his desired result as exports declined while imports did not change significantly.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Saw some comparisons between Mamdani and Barack Obama yesterday and if they’re similar it’s not just because of their political rise but because a bunch of people lost their shit and thought they would round people up when they’re both huge friendly nerds talking about how much they love Spiderman
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Canadian In Alberta @canadianinalberta.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
People complaining about Canada's defense budget need to understand Canada is now surrounded by our enemies We haven't been this vulnerable for over 150 yrs We need to defend ourselves We can't do that with outdated equipment and no allies If we want to protect out way of life, we need to step up
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Ryan Shead @ryanshead.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Just sayin’ 🇺🇸
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ceej @ceej.online · 25/06/2025
well, the disgraced sex creep I endorsed lost, but at least I ruined my reputation by endorsing him
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Mic drop.
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Aspiring Slum Lord @peterjordanson.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Stop trolling JD Vance, he's here for engagement and you're giving it to him for free
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News Channel 8 @dogfoodeater.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
The average american would take out hundreds of orphaned children if it meant their olive garden breadsticks came out faster and i truly believe this
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I actually did vote for everything to get more expensive, dangerous, and stupid, and I feel extremely represented right now
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Jesus and Butthead @jesus-and-butthead.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Man, it's like our country was built on an old Indian burial ground or something.
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
an adult summer reading program with stickers and prizes and someone to ooh and ahh at my "finished" list would probably fix me
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 22/06/2025
We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.
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God @thegodshow.com · 22/06/2025
“I’m voting for Trump to avoid World War 3” they said.
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ceej @ceej.online · 21/06/2025
human beings require a full weekend after one day of work. it is the natural order of things
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God @thegodshow.com · 20/06/2025
Remember that time Elon said Donold is in the Epstein files on main? It was two weeks ago but it feels like two years. That’s intentional.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
commercials used to be like "Envision a world where a kid can have Lunch. No teachers" . now theyre like "Please buy the 2025 nissan altima"
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Prof Katherine Schofield 🇬🇧🇦🇺🇪🇺 @katherineschof8.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Your Brain on ChaGPT. TL;DR: it's NOT good. www.media.mit.edu/publications...
LLM users also struggled to accurately quote their own work. While LLMs offer immediate convenience, our findings highlight potential cognitive costs. Over four months, LLM users consistently underperformed at neural, linguistic, and behavioural levels.
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James Scott @jamesscott998.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Ted Cruz using the Bible to justify bombing brown people while ignoring the rest of it so he can shit on everyone else basically tells you all need to know about why people don’t like Christians.
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
So much for MAHA.
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Paul L. @paul9876.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
As a Canadian who has lived under the shadow of the US for almost 70 years, I think it is the inane boasting about the US being the greatest country that has been the hardest. The strongest, ya, the wealthiest ya, but the greatest nah, not so much. No universal healthcare, poor education, violence..
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Aspiring Slum Lord @peterjordanson.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
The only thing I miss about going to church was being able to verbally shitpost to a captive audience #churchsky #exvangelical
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ceej @ceej.online · 18/06/2025
interesting data point: none of the people writing articles about how bluesky is boring follow me
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Micah @rincewind.run · 18/06/2025
it is evident that the networks learned not a god damn thing from Iraq other than “that was awesome, let’s do it again”
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
The U.S. would never go to war over false claims about weapons of mass destruction
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Human☮ @4humanunity.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Just a quick reminder, since WWII: Korea? Stalemate. Vietnam? Loss. Afghanistan? We left, Taliban moved back in. Iraq? No peace, no democracy. 10s of Trillions burned. 10s of 1000s of brave soldiers lost. How many body bags before we get the message? Don’t start another war.
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Aspiring Slum Lord @peterjordanson.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Oh look this meme is relevant again
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Citizen Slain @shanesheehy.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
*chuckling to myself* amateurs
screenshot from a government report about pizza consumption (real). it says. on average, males had four and females had three slices of pizza at an eating occasion
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ceej @ceej.online · 16/06/2025
they keep kicking my friends out of this big tent
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God @thegodshow.com · 17/06/2025
Dear Squeaky Tank, Thank you for your service. 🫡
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 15/06/2025
Lol
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Scare-ed Skullnick @jaredskolnick.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
It’s bleak out there, but it’s heartening to know millions of people from all walks of life took the time to ruin one specific persons birthday, America’s hater spirit remains strong
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🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Honestly I still can’t stop laughing 😂😅🤣
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 15/06/2025
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *catches breath* Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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God @thegodshow.com · 15/06/2025
No Kings! Enjoy the rain, asshole!
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Being a historian doesn’t give me the mantle of authority to say definitively what’s happening here or how anyone should respond, but I feel qualified to say this: If you were writing an account of how the United States devolved into violence and fragmentation, all this would be chapter 1 or 2.
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