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Pete Keeley

@petekeeley.bsky.social
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Copy editor by day, copy editor by night also. I work at Puck. I use to work at THR. Also: Deep-cleaning enthusiast. Proud dad and Volvo XC70 owner.

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Pete Keeley @petekeeley.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Glad I missed whatever this discourse was
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.
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maybe: annie rauwerda @annierau.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
from playboy's 2004 interview with "the google guys"
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Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Not every deployment of the can/may distinction is a good deployment of the can/may distinction.
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Pete Keeley @petekeeley.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Just went down a weird Only on Bluesky rabbit hole where I discovered several accounts that appear to post about Will Stancil exclusively??
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/05/2026
the poster's equivalent to "imagine your audience naked" is "remember the guy you're arguing with is sitting on the toilet"
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Pete Keeley @petekeeley.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
As an editor who has to read a lot of human-composed text, the only thing more annoying to me than people being fooled by obviously AI-composed text is people who insist that obviously human-composed (or at least ambiguous) text is “definitely AI.”
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Pete Keeley @petekeeley.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
This is extremely common in extremist movements of all kinds, and the main reason people eventually leave. It’s not outside haranguing, it’s people simply realizing that their fellow travelers are dumb as shit and often ugly as well.
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Pete Keeley @petekeeley.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
This place still has the juice
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Pete Keeley @petekeeley.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Ken Paxton is like the Mag 7 of the Austin Escort Service economy.
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Pete Keeley @petekeeley.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Popeyes
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Pete Keeley @petekeeley.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Are there any content niches as yet unfilled? Seems like literally everything is taken. Guy who eats raw chicken. Lady who defends bestiality. Staring at the sun. Drinking piss as part of a balanced diet. Basically there’s cannibalism and letting babies work at steel mills left?
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
👇🎯 For years now, the Narrative™️ that cannot fail (it can only be failed) about the Suffering From Inflation & the Anger About The Economy has required ignoring the actual data about both real (inflation adjusted) variables and consumer sentiment.
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
The corruption of our civic institutions has grown so intense that it's difficult to talk about appropriate remedies while staying within the bounds of propriety.
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Pete Keeley @petekeeley.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
David getting unfairly smoked for this post could not be proving his point more totally. Oh wait he said that people on here being ignored was a net *negative*?
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Pete Keeley @petekeeley.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
This is even more insane when you realize that he’s made up every one of these deals
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Pete Keeley @petekeeley.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Meet your new AAG
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
It's notable that Sen. Ossoff is pressing this attack in a tight re-election fight in a purple state. The rest of the party needs to pay attention.
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Pete Keeley @petekeeley.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
GOP is headed toward Orban numbers in 2028. At this point I almost wish Trump COULD run again.
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Pete Keeley @petekeeley.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Finally got to the post-Floyd episodes of Brooklyn 99 and oh my god.
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Pete Keeley @petekeeley.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Is the pain medication tequila?
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Pete Keeley @petekeeley.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
If Trump causes a nuclear war, his voters’ wild fantasy about being hunted down or thrown in camps might actually become reality so they’re smart to not make it so easy.
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Pete Keeley @petekeeley.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Okay but like… come on.
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 23/03/2026
THE BOYS AT GOLDMAN HAVE DONE IT AGAIN
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Pete Keeley @petekeeley.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Not trying to wade too deep into the Plattner discourse. I think Dems are allowed to be critical, but no complaints from the right should be taken seriously. The due has a Nazi tat that he covered up. He does not act like a Nazi in any way, or… certainly less so than like 20 current GOP candidates!
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Pete Keeley @petekeeley.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Kate Willett will never financially recover from this
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Pete Keeley @petekeeley.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Shades of the career criminal who Trump pardoned in his first term and who is now back in jail for doing yet more crimes, right down to the Adelson connection and the blowing a kiss to his mom in court.
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Pete Keeley @petekeeley.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Volvo was pioneering this racket in the aughts! A part that has absolutely nothing to do with any essential function of my 2009 XC70 and cost $50 from the junkyard basically bricked my car, and I had to pay $900 to get a new one “programmed in.”
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
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a man standing in front of a mirror with the words do you think anyone wants a roundhouse kick
Alt: A man standing in front of a mirror wearing US flag pants with the the words "Do you think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys?"
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
A victory for Trump, Putin and Netanyahu. Kremlin Spokesman Dmitry Peskov: “To be honest, I don’t even understand now how anyone can call on others to follow the norms and principles of international law. In fact, it no longer exists.”
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Pete Keeley @petekeeley.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Maybe my favorite thing about Las Vegas is that you can see people whose style was frozen in time in every year from 1978-2016 in ONE casino. My least favorite thing is the toddlers awake and walking down the strip with their parents at 1 am.
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Pete Keeley @petekeeley.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Now we're going to see just how far Corey Lewandowski is willing to go for power.
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Pete Keeley @petekeeley.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
"L.A.’s trash problem 'is worse than a Third World country. Not even Ecuador looks like this.'" I've lived here for 20 years and literally anywhere else in the world that I've traveled, I've never seen a trash problem 10% as bad as it is in L.A.'s RESIDENTIAL neighborhoods.
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Pete Keeley @petekeeley.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
In L.A. elections I am a one-issue voter, and this is my one issue samquinones.substack.com/p/in-la-dump...
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In L.A., dumped trash is suffocating neighborhoods, businesses, community spirit.
Volunteer `trash vigilantes' have stepped up, with their own time and money, to do what they can. Yet L.A.’s trash tests the limits of volunteers doing so much of a job that belongs to government.
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Pete Keeley @petekeeley.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I do not think I could beat Serena Williams at tennis but I DO think I could escape a Chotiner interview relatively unscathed…
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Pete Keeley @petekeeley.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
If no Democrat asks her about Corey under oath I am going to start Fed posting Fed posts the likes of which have never been seen
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Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I don't know why this has done it this morning, but: The claim from MAGA reps that we have been "at war with Iran for 47 years" when a huge swath of Reagan's administration was convicted at trial or pled guilty to selling arms to Iran THROUGH ISRAEL for six years in the 80s is 🤯.
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Pete Keeley @petekeeley.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
She has Maria Bartiromo face. So much booze in her system that she can’t stop her eyes from watering
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Pete Keeley @petekeeley.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
If the Bears don’t spend a second-day pick on this guy I will be devastated
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Pete Keeley @petekeeley.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
And yet it was the former who claimed with a straight face that his company would make $1 trillion in revenue in 2027. Congrats to Dario for being the less ridiculous person for the week ending 2/27/26 tho
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Pete Keeley @petekeeley.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
The BlueSky stereotypes did NOT like this post
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Pete Keeley @petekeeley.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
For my money, this might be THE defining antisocial behavior of the social media era. Personally, when I get angry about something and then find out that actually, I don’t need to be angry, that is good and I feel… relief?
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Pete Keeley @petekeeley.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Shockingly, like 90% of the right appears to be extremely pissed about this as well, and even more shockingly… they are pissed about it for the same exactly reasons!
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Pete Keeley @petekeeley.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I was wondering why I hadn’t heard about this until like an hour ago
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Pete Keeley @petekeeley.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
The Kavanaugh Doctrine.
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Pete Keeley @petekeeley.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Narrator: the trade deals had not, in fact, been worth “trillions of dollars”
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Pete Keeley @petekeeley.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Yes that’s correct. Also, the disconnect is that one group works for us and also has guns.
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Pete Keeley @petekeeley.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Why do fighters always pose for pictures with their fists up? No other profession does this. Would be like me, an editor, carrying around a red pen to hold up JIC
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Pete Keeley @petekeeley.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Where do they find these people man…
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Pete Keeley @petekeeley.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
People can read this as some nefarious narrative construction but like, he’s first in every straw poll. That’s it! That’s why they talk about him.
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