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@pervertpirateparty.bsky.social
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Memes and takes. a relapse into social media. I will not argue with you, I might clarify my thoughts

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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
butt plugs are chastity for pooping
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
a worker on the scaffolding turns around and a spotlight finds him. it's lin-manuel miranda! he begins to rap about john f kennedy. we've been had
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pervertpirateparty.bsky.social @pervertpirateparty.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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pervertpirateparty.bsky.social @pervertpirateparty.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The five auteurs from the current generation (meaning their first feature was released <10 years ago) who I’m most excited about: Louise Weard Boots Riley Jane Schoenbrun Ari Aster Jordan Peele
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
If you say “blue waffle” your ageism is showing THE END
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Being against bike lanes is the number one red flag there’s deeper, darker views a person holds that we just don’t know about
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I don't know what caused this but I could get on board with the thing about bike lanes
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pervertpirateparty.bsky.social @pervertpirateparty.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Kind of tempted to get deep into mtg bluesky just to shitpost about lantern control but honestly there are lots of kind, thoughtful trans women on mtg bluesky and they don’t need to be antagonized right now. The male mtg playerbase fully deserves my lantern control propaganda tho
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pervertpirateparty.bsky.social @pervertpirateparty.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
It’s interesting to me that socially, if i tell people i went to grad school, they take that to mean “there was a period of time where you were doing well”, rather than the most challenging mental health era of my adult life, which i think is the close to universal PhD experience
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pervertpirateparty.bsky.social @pervertpirateparty.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
It’s always fun when you ask the doctor for prep and then they ask if you’re married and you’re like, yeah
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pervertpirateparty.bsky.social @pervertpirateparty.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I’ve built somewhere in the region of 20lbs of muscle in the last two years
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chimera @chimeraxmachina.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Wage theft is one of the biggest, most costly crimes, and yet the news don't treat it with nearly as much gravity as they do with people stealing to make ends meet. Why? Because the class that owns the news is the one doing the wage theft.
2012 statistic form Economic Policy Institute called "Wage theft is a much bigger problem than robbery". It compares robberies ($341 million) to the value of wages earned but not received ($933 million).
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pervertpirateparty.bsky.social @pervertpirateparty.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
There are two types of queers: those who hate partiful and those who wish you’d just answer the fucking thing so they can get organize snacks everyone will like I’m definitely former, we’re the worst lol
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Retro Blast 👻 @retroblastpod.com · 06/06/2026
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening first launched on Nintendo Game Boy 33 years ago today! Are you a fan of Link's Awakening? Where does it rank in the series for you?
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doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I saw this dude try to play Aphex Twin at a house party and like 3 dudes threw him off tha balcony and he died.

It was on@tha news for a week

Rip Trevor Moore
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pervertpirateparty.bsky.social @pervertpirateparty.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Pride month is weird in the bay cause like Folsom street fair isn’t in June and it is where i can actively celebrate my sexuality by doing gay sex acts openly. It kinda makes pride feel like Heated Rivalry
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pervertpirateparty.bsky.social @pervertpirateparty.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Im reading some of the reviews of I Love Boosters where people think the characters are thin because the emotions center around class struggle. This betrays a perspective of class struggle being theoretical rather than central to most people’s personal emotional wellbeing
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Picture of Brian with the text:
I am both smarter and dumber than you think do not estimate me
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pervertpirateparty.bsky.social @pervertpirateparty.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Comrade Boots specifically requested that I post this movie. It will probably be my movie of the year, it’s literally dialectical
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pervertpirateparty.bsky.social @pervertpirateparty.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
It’s insane to me how many people who clearly don’t surf offer advice in YouTube comment sections “Surfers should wear life jackets” “Just because you stood up on a wave first doesn’t mean it’s your wave” “If you need a jet ski rescue you shouldn’t surf mavericks” Landlubbers
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intrusive xi jinping thought @craigrangoon.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
No American is ever allowed to make fun of the DPRK again.
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pervertpirateparty.bsky.social @pervertpirateparty.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Direct action is the only form of activism that’s ever been fulfilling or effective in my experience. I’ve never felt great about voting, we lost the strike, I’ve never seen a protest i was on win, but I’ve fed a lot of hungry homeless people a lotta glizzys
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Yes, it's true, the median household net worth is around $193k. But it's not a normal slope below that, there's yet more skew, just like at the top. You'd think the 33rd percentile would be around $125k. They're not, it's more like $67k. 10th percentile is around $0. Below that, it's negative.
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Something never discussed in the "vibecession" debate is that the country lived through a huge expansion of the welfare state and then saw all of those programs taken away. It has long been conventional wisdom that taking away social programs leads to huge backlash. Nobody applies that to COVID.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 23/05/2026
"I'm really angry that this scifi writer whose work was stolen to train a probability machine that depletes water tables and raises electricity prices and is accelerating the transfer of wealth and capital toward men who actively hate other humans doesn't like 'AI," what a lack of vision they have"
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 23/05/2026
The comparison I heard was data centers using the same amount of water as golf courses, and for that I was all, my brother in Christ, let me tell you what I think we should do with golf courses
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pervertpirateparty.bsky.social @pervertpirateparty.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Peak tumblr was a crazy era cause people would unironically follow up a swerfy rant with like 20 porn gifs
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pervertpirateparty.bsky.social @pervertpirateparty.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Wife: *signs “i love you but please be quiet” (the kindergarten classic) Me: actually you want the thumb in for devil horns, but rock on baby!
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Albert Pinto @70sbachchan.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Bong Joon Ho on AI 👀 deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
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CrimethInc. Ex-Workers' Collective @crimethinc.com · 18/05/2026
The kind of victories that we need to achieve against Elon Musk and Sam Altman will not be won in courtrooms. We have to stop reproducing the social constructs that enable narcissistic billionaires to exist in the first place. crimethinc.com/busdriver
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pervertpirateparty.bsky.social @pervertpirateparty.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Whenever i hear a story of someone getting a couples tattoo as punishment for cheating i kinda give some side eye to the tattoo artist. Like don’t give someone a permanent body mod when they’re clearly being coerced and should probably just break up anyways
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
my main concern with graham platner isn't that he's actually a devout nazi but that he's the sort of ideology-free populist who can't be trusted
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pervertpirateparty.bsky.social @pervertpirateparty.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
One toxic fact about me is that my water runs basic so I haven’t owned ph up for my last two grows, i just don’t overshoot the ph down and call it a day
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pervertpirateparty.bsky.social @pervertpirateparty.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
DO YOU ???? - dashare.zone ADMIN
SAME GUYS TELLIN US THE SAME SHIT, THAT THERE COMPUTER IDEA IS GONGA CHANGE THE WORLD, ,, AND FROM NOW ON WERE GONNA HAVE TO USE THERE COMPUTER IDEA, WE CANT USE THE COMPUTER ON OUR OWN ANY MORE, ITS ALL GOTTA PASS THROUGH A NFT OR CRYPTO OR SOME "A.I" OR "LLM" ACCORDING TO THEM, WE CANT JUST EMAIL AND POST IN PEACE, BECAUSE WERE GONNA GET LEFT BEHIND, AND GUESS WHAT, THAT BULL SHIT NEVER WORKS, THE ONLY REASON THE "A.I" SHIT KEEPS GOIN IS BECAUSE IT HAS TRILLIONS INSTEAD OF JUST BILLIONS OF DOLLARS GOING INTO IT, SO ITS GONNA GET PROPPED UP FOR LONGER, BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY ITS THE SAME LIE AS THESE SOCOPATHS BEEN TELLIN US FOR DECADES, THERE JUST MAD THEY DIDNT INVENT THE COMPUTER IN THE FIRST PLACE SO THERE TRYIN TO RUIN IT FOR THE REST OF US, IM JUST GONNA KEEP POSTING, FUCK THE TECK BROTHERS, AND DA TEXT "REMEBER NFTS? NOT REALL? SORT OF? THE SAME GUYS WHO MADE THAT BULL SHIT ARE NOW TELLIN US AUTO-COMPLETE IS INTELLIGENT AND IT HAS FEELINGS" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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pervertpirateparty.bsky.social @pervertpirateparty.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I hate when people say alcohol isn’t a hard drug. It’s literally neck and neck with meth and heroin for addiction potential, it kills around 178k in the United States annually. And i love to drink beer, i just don’t lie to myself about its harm potential because it’s less stigmatized
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 12/05/2026
we will not lose but it will get worse
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
too many stupid people have money; that's why I'm launching protein cigarettes
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pervertpirateparty.bsky.social @pervertpirateparty.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
It’s crazy that two auteurs made a movie about their divorce and they both cast Scarlet Johansson
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pervertpirateparty.bsky.social @pervertpirateparty.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
So apparently a ton of people are like convincing both themselves and their personal chat gpt models that they've awoken to some hidden occult truth and they all bring up "spirals" a lot so I'm pretty sure it's because the LLMs are trained on forums where dudes discuss the Tool album, Lateralus
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Kirk Murphy @kirkmurphy.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Very powerful case for public/co-op/non profit acquisition of this cannery. Operate it at cost & sell to public entities as well as regular markets: preserve the crops, jobs, & farms. In an ideal world we'd have Mondragon style cooperatives in US. Might Melinda Gates or Mackenzie Scott want to help?
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pervertpirateparty.bsky.social @pervertpirateparty.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
The vast majority of Rick Owen’s clothes are ugly as fuck
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pervertpirateparty.bsky.social @pervertpirateparty.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
It’s dumb as fuck that whenever anything in the world causes a dopamine release that people are like “this literally has the same effect on your brain as cocaine”
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pervertpirateparty.bsky.social @pervertpirateparty.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
It feels like Sam Levinson realized that he won’t be allowed to make anything after season 3 of euphoria so he’s living out all of his Quentin Tarantino fantasies despite it being completely out of place tone, plot and character wise
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pervertpirateparty.bsky.social @pervertpirateparty.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
A bunch of YouTube commenters are mourning the death of the harpsichord. I’m sorry that is an annoying ass instrument that only sounded good for the time because there was no piano and would drive you up a wall if you had to listen for longer than the length of a YouTube short
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pervertpirateparty.bsky.social @pervertpirateparty.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Ever have body dysmorphia for like a week and then you catch yourself in the mirror when it’s passed and your like, what the fuck I’m kinda jacked?
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Mrs. E.V. Debs @comradeluanne.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
The real millennial “drink from the hose” is tub girl & goatse and sending friends Trojan viruses on icq. Sorry to say.
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
logging off for May Day The boss needs you, you don't need them.
From the film The Fisher King. Parry meditating happily in shabby clothes on a big rock in Central Park.
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pervertpirateparty.bsky.social @pervertpirateparty.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I say this as both a huge fan of the Beatles and someone who clowns on anyone who underestimates their importance, but Quincy Jones’ impact dwarfs that of the Beatles
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pervertpirateparty.bsky.social @pervertpirateparty.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
It’s sort of frustrating that the left is constantly like, hey remember the strategies that failed in the 1890s, 1920s, 1940s, 1960s, 1990s and 2010s? Let’s do those and only those again
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pervertpirateparty.bsky.social @pervertpirateparty.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
There’s no group of oppressed people I’ll ever be willing to throw under the bus for political gains. Not Palestinians, not homeless people, not Uyghurs, not meth smokers. That’s the beauty of being an anarchist baby, my only allies are people, not states
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