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in order to explain these recent developments in the "sexy among us" subculture, we first need to do an introductory lesson on quantum chromodynamics,

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birdposting @motoyuuri.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Extremely onion tier line in this article
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multi celled morganism @meltedmistress.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
the Aella Gangbang chart, edited to be about Greek soldiers nutting while in the Trojan Horse

Trojan Horse Orgy
1604 made the Oath of Tyndareus
828 did not honor the Oath
776 honored the Oath

328 died on the way to Troy
448 arrived at Troy
197 got sick on the voyage

251 assaulted Troy
143 died in the initial assault
83 came in post-assault orgy
25 weren't in the mood
21 were ace (and I guess they stopped fighting because I didn't think this chart through lol)

87 sieged troy
31 died during siege
56 survived the siege
13 lost genitals in battle (and stopped fighting)

43 continued sieging
1 deserted when Achilles bitched out

42 volunteered to get in the horse
5 rejected

37 participated in the Trojan Horse orgy
17 came while in the horse
5 came while waiting in line to get in the horse
15 didn't cum
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/01/2026
new york magazine has a very nasty article out about my beautiful golden throne, which they say is the only thing keeping me alive. when I'm sitting on my big beautiful throne I am NOT ASLEEP!! I am directing the beacon of the astronomican, something sleepy joe did very badly may I add
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phoenix @phoenix-rights.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
If you’re anti-ICE but not anti-cop you are missing the whole entire point.
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🦇 bat 🦇 millman @mpoltonsimon.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
The running theme between the Epstein story, banning trans healthcare for minors, religious homeschooling and the complaints about adult children estranging themselves is a fundamental American belief that children are property with no rights of their own
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 30/11/2025
"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
cis women are the ultimate youngshits
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29 U.S.C. § 157 @organizingpower.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
If you had told me in 2012 that Mitt Romney’s presidential campaign manager would be posting like this 13 years later i would not have believed you
Tweet from Stuart Stevens:

When Democrats take the House, they must understand they are not a governing party.
They are a dissident movement.
Act like it.
First day:
- cut off all funding of Exec. Branch
-vote to nationalize Starlink and SpaceX
-defund ICE
That's the first day.
On the second, get more aggressive.
There is nothing in the middle of the road but yellow lines and dead armadillos.
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BB Wolfclaw @wolfieworld.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Average Democratic leader: it seems to me the honorable president Donald Trump is a “high frequency traitor.” 62 year old grandma from Iowa City: we need to crush ice. Melt ice. Fry up the little piggies….. #oink #oink
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tpwrtrdmn @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Me: Has never, at any point, come up with anything I'd want a tattoo of Me momentarily imagining my right arm with lines on it so it looks like an advanced cybernetic: holy shit. holy fukc. hooooly shit
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 03/06/2025
I think at some point we have to stop indulging the fiction that conservatism is a legitimate political tendency and isn't simply a grievance cult for those who value the ability to enact cruelty over their literal basic needs.
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
This is the entire fulcrum of the anti-trans movement. Every random person believes they have the right to weigh in on "care" and what is psychologically and medically best for kids and even other adults, and for some reason governments have decided this is rational.
The teacher raised her concerns with the headteacher over the summer break, writing in a letter: "I am concerned that I am required to give 'affirmative care' to somebody who may regret it later.

"I am convinced that blanket affirmative care would be very damaging, potentially leading to irreversible physical and mental harm."
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
on Jan 20, 2025 the Conservatives were *23 points* ahead in the polls
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
so much of the fascist movement country is supported by the belief that parents own their children and have a right to ensure they turn out a specific way
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Kelly² @anarchakelly.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Every needs to learn the basics of de-arrest.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
the Palisades was one of the wealthiest neighborhoods in the history of human civilization. one of the best funded and most advanced fire departments on earth fought tooth and nail to save it. They failed because the task was impossible.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Carter has passed. An accomplished man. A brilliant legacy. Although for many of us he died years ago when he refused to condemn, gamer gate
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periapsilly @periapsilly.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
actually what the fuck is going on
Map showing syrian rebel gains over the past 4 days
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/11/2024
What To Know About The 4B Movement theonion.com/what-to-know...
What To Know About The 4B Movement

-The Onion
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